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Skub at 04:51, 25 August 2011

2011-08-25T04:51:01Z

NachoMan: riff :)

2011-08-25T04:37:27Z

riff :)

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2011-08-24T06:36:04Z

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Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Vector Strong Bad ''{easter egg}'' Tom, Coach Z, Zippy, Homestar ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Field, Zippy's Bedroom

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 28th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe", to the tune pf the Homestar Runner theme song}'': Aaaaaaaa-ruuuuu-seee-us.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: phrase</div>
Aruses,<br>
You need a catchphrase. <br>
- Zi- I mean Mitch</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw great. An email that will make my head explode...from thinking too much. ''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to ask some people. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the field, Tom is there with Coach Z}''

'''TOM:''' So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-

''{Aruseus walks in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys. Do any of you two know of something I could use as a catchphrase?

'''TOM:''' No, not really.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Carp. I mean crap! What about you, Coach?

'''COACH Z:''' Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Double carp.

''{Aruseus walks off, Cut back to Lappy.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Guh-blargh. I talked to everyone and no good ideas. Wait. there is another...

'''TOM:''' Aruseus, I'm going to the li-berry to pick up a book for Lyle. I think Zippy's there.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Thats it! ''{runs out}''

''{Cut to Zippy's Bedroom}''

'''ZIPPY:''' What does my name mean? Come on... speak to me... wait, I know! ... Wait, no.

''{Aruseus walks in.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hi, Zippy!

'''ZIPPY:''' Why are you in my house?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask. Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?

'''ZIPPY:''' No.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Fine. Can you do my homework, then?

'''ZIPPY:''' You have homework?

''{Suddenly, Zippy notices a L.U.R.N. shirt on Aruseus.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Can you believe it?

'''ZIPPY:''' Surprisingly, yes. Now, why are you really here?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I just got a really stupid email about my catchphrase. Can you give me any ideas?

'''ZIPPY:''' ... How about, "wiggy jiggy?"

'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah.

'''ZIPPY:''' I see. Listen, I too got a stupid email about my name. What would you do in this situation?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.

'''ZIPPY:''' That green bird is Kooky.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, no wonder it kept yelling at me. Did- did you notice we're completely straying from the topic at hand?

'''ZIPPY:''' Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"

'''ARUSEUS:''' Because that name sucks and I hate it.

'''ZIPPY:''' Ah. Now, shouldn't we be ending the email already? The email that's a sorry excuse of an email?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure.

''{The Paper comes down.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! The e-mail is not over yet!

'''ZIPPY:''' Um...That's the end of MY email.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. ''{Aruseus all of a sudden has a shocked look on his face}'' Zippy?

'''ZIPPY:''' What?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I think I just pulled a crossover.

'''ZIPPY:''' Riiiiight...

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH!

'''ZIPPY:''' Calm down, man.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay. Well, I better go finish my email. ''{Runs out}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Whatever.

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So sorry, Mitchy. I don't have a catchphrase. So bye.

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Wait about five seconds for an extra scene.

''{Zoom out, Aruseus is still in a L.U.R.N. shirt, Tom walks in}'''

'''TOM:''' Why are you wearing that?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Dunno. One second I was shirtless and ran past this white pole and I had this shirt on.

*Click on Tom after the easter egg to see another scene.

''{Cut to The Field, Homestar is standing there, angry and naked}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, who stole my L.U.R.N. shirt?

*Click on Aruseus when he says carp to make a carp appear onscreen.
*Click on Aruseus when he says double carp to make two carps apear.
*Clicking on Aruseus when he says, "An email that will make my head explode" will make VectorBad appear on his Lappy with, "ITS ASPLODE." under him.
*Click on Aruseus after the email to see the logo for Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree.

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree! Now weekdays at 3:00 on 4Wimps!

'''CHILDREN:''' ''{singing voiceover}'' Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree!

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover, musically}'' Because the name sucks and I hate it!

== Fun Facts ==

*The transcript from Zippy's bedroom and the first paper coming down is from Zippy Email [[Zippy Emails/name|name]]
*Tom mentioning his Shploitz game being auctioned is a reference to [[Foxx's Answering Machine|Foxx's Answering Machine]].
*This is another 4Wimps reference.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' HEY SKUB. HEY. SKUB HEY. HEY SKUB '''GET ''A LOAD OF THIS'''''</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' HEY SKUB. HEY. SKUB HEY. HEY SKUB '''GET ''A LOAD OF THIS'''''<br/>'''SKUB:''' '''''FUCK YOU'''''</blockquote>
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Vector Strong Bad ''{easter egg}'' Tom, Coach Z, Zippy, Homestar ''{easter egg}''
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 ''{clears screen}''
-'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to ask some people. ''{leaves}''
+'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to
 ''{Cut to the field, Tom is there with Coach Z}''
@@ Line 37: / Line 41: @@
 '''TOM:''' So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hah what kind of crazy conversation were they ahving??? there</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' hah what kind of crazy conversation were they ahving??? there<br/>'''SKUB:''' prahaps we'll never know</blockquote>
 ''{Aruseus walks in}''
@@ Line 47: / Line 51: @@
 '''TOM:''' No, not really.
-'''ARUSEUS:''' Carp. I mean crap! What about you, Coach?
+'''ARUSEUS:''' Carp. I mean crap!
 '''COACH Z:''' Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Or'm Corch Zor!!!! Soriourslor!!!</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Or'm Corch Zor!!!! Soriourslor!!!<br/>'''SKUB:''' Well ''I'' know who I'm handing Coach Z Emails off to</blockquote>
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Double carp.
@@ Line 60: / Line 68: @@
 '''TOM:''' Aruseus, I'm going to the li-berry to pick up a book for Lyle. I think Zippy's there.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Thats it! ''{runs out}''
@@ Line 77: / Line 87: @@
 And then Aruseus grabbed him. The sensation of the hand on his member seemed to flip a switch for the platypus. All the thoughts of fear and desires to recoil suddenly shot away as his mind was washed in pleasure.<br>
 He wanted more. And he knew what he wanted.<br>
-Zippy reached for Aruseus' crotch. It was the first time he had ever tried something like this, and he was excited. He was worried. He was horny. And he was surprised to learn that the tip of Aruseus' penis was a very specific shade of gray.<br>
+Zippy reached for Aruseus' crotch. It was the first time he had ever tried something like this, and he was excited. He was worried. He was horny. And he was surprised to learn that the tip of Aruseus' penis was a very specific shade of gray.<br><br/><br/><br/>
 </blockquote>
@@ Line 89: / Line 100: @@
 Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?
 '''ZIPPY:''' No.
@@ Line 104: / Line 117: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Surprisingly, yes.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' even back in the day skub knew ryan was an enormous tard</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' even back in the day skub knew ryan was an enormous tard<br/>'''SKUB:''' ^</blockquote>
 Now, why are you really here?
@@ Line 112: / Line 125: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' ... How about, "wiggy jiggy?"
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' pffffffffBAAAHAAHA</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' pffffffffBAAAHAAHA<br/>'''SKUB:''' I'M GOING TO THROW UP</blockquote>
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Nah.
@@ Line 120: / Line 133: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' <font color="#00FF00">rAnDom</font></blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' <font color="#00FF00">rAnDom</font><br/>'''SKUB:''' I have Arusperger's shut up</blockquote>
 '''ZIPPY:''' That green bird is Kooky.
@@ Line 128: / Line 141: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i am saving this forever</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i am saving this forever<br/>'''SKUB:''' nachoman i am completely serious i will post all 200 plus episodes of blue ninja to tumblr</blockquote>
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Because that name sucks and I hate it.
 '''ZIPPY:''' Ah. Now, shouldn't we be ending the email already? The email that's a sorry excuse of an email?
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Sure.
@@ Line 156: / Line 171: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH!
 '''ZIPPY:''' Calm down, man.
@@ Line 163: / Line 180: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Whatever.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' This concludes the exciting and memorable Zippy/Aruseus crossover! Thanks for watching!</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' This concludes the exciting and memorable Zippy/Aruseus crossover! Thanks for watching!<br/>'''SKUB:''' I'm dead inside.</blockquote>
 ''{Cut back to Lappy}''
@@ Line 182: / Line 199: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Dunno. One second I was shirtless and ran past this white pole and I had this shirt on.
 *Click on Tom after the easter egg to see another scene.
@@ Line 191: / Line 210: @@
 *Click on Aruseus when he says carp to make a carp appear onscreen.
 *Click on Aruseus when he says double carp to make two carps apear.
 *Clicking on Aruseus when he says, "An email that will make my head explode" will make VectorBad appear on his Lappy with, "ITS ASPLODE." under him.
 *Click on Aruseus after the email to see the logo for Zippy and Aruseus' Funtime Jamboree.
@@ Line 199: / Line 221: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover, musically}'' Because the name sucks and I hate it!
 == Fun Facts ==
@@ Line 205: / Line 229: @@
 *Tom mentioning his Shploitz game being auctioned is a reference to [[Foxx's Answering Machine|Foxx's Answering Machine]].
 *This is another 4Wimps reference.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 Aruseus thinks of a catchphrase. ZIPPYMAIL CROSSOVER!
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Vector Strong Bad ''{easter egg}'' Tom, Coach Z, Zippy, Homestar ''{easter egg}''
@@ Line 11: / Line 13: @@
 == Transcript ==
-'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe", to the tune pf the Homestar Runner theme song}'': Aaaaaaaa-ruuuuu-seee-us.
+'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe", to the tune pf
 <blockquote class="email">
@@ Line 19: / Line 25: @@
 - Zi- I mean Mitch</blockquote>
-'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw great. An email that will make my head explode...from thinking too much. ''{clears screen}''
+'''ARUSEUS:''' Aw great. An email that will make my head explode...from thinking too much.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zimitichi, I have no idea what my catchphrase would be. I think I'll have to ask some people. ''{leaves}''
@@ Line 26: / Line 36: @@
 '''TOM:''' So I was telling him about how wrong it is to auction my Shploitz and-
 ''{Aruseus walks in}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Hey guys. Do any of you two know of something I could use as a catchphrase?
 '''TOM:''' No, not really.
@@ Line 36: / Line 50: @@
 '''COACH Z:''' Sorry, man! I'm drawering a blornk!
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Double carp.
@@ Line 52: / Line 68: @@
 ''{Aruseus walks in.}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Hi, Zippy!
@@ Line 57: / Line 84: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Why are you in my house?
-'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask. Well, now that the greeting's out of the way... can you do my taxes?
+'''ARUSEUS:''' Don't ask.
 '''ZIPPY:''' No.
@@ Line 71: / Line 102: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Can you believe it?
-'''ZIPPY:''' Surprisingly, yes. Now, why are you really here?
+'''ZIPPY:''' Surprisingly, yes.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' I just got a really stupid email about my catchphrase. Can you give me any ideas?
 '''ZIPPY:''' ... How about, "wiggy jiggy?"
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Nah.
@@ Line 82: / Line 119: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Now, usually I'd toss macademia nuts at that creepy green bird that keeps hanging around your house, but in this situation... well, I'd still toss nuts at that bird.
 '''ZIPPY:''' That green bird is Kooky.
@@ Line 88: / Line 127: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Yes. Yes I did. Frankly, I think every Zippy Email should be like this. In fact, why not change the name of the show to "Zippy and Aruseus's Funtime Jamboree?"
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Because that name sucks and I hate it.
@@ Line 100: / Line 141: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Um...That's the end of MY email.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh. ''{Aruseus all of a sudden has a shocked look on his face}'' Zippy?
@@ Line 106: / Line 150: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' I think I just pulled a crossover.
 '''ZIPPY:''' Riiiiight...
@@ Line 116: / Line 162: @@
 '''ZIPPY:''' Whatever.
 ''{Cut back to Lappy}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So sorry, Mitchy. I don't have a catchphrase. So bye.
 ''{The Paper comes down}''