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Aruseus begins his own band...and fails.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lyle, Marzipan, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Places: Computer Room, Stage, Marzipan's House

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': *imitates a techno beat* SOMEBODY EMAIL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' I will!

'''ARUSEUS:''' You don't count.

'''TOM:''' Crap!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: band</div>
Dear Aruseus or whatever-<br/>
I've been wondering about a few things--namely,<br/>
if you started yourself a band, what would it be<br/>
like, and what kind of music would it play?<br/>
From your best pal,<br/>
Zippy P. Platypus
</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, Zippy. My crazy purple general. I was about to Hyper Beam you but instead I'll answer.

''{Aruseus clears the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well Zippy, of course I would be a rock band. Rock is like THE newest kind of music. The name however, I am stuck on...Sneakerpork? The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse? I got it! The RING ZING!

''{Cut to a stage, Aruseus is standing with a microphone, Lyle is by an electric guitar}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' Where in the holy name of Strongbadian Crap is Tom?

'''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sniffs}'' Wait! I can smell his crappy cologne! ''{runs offscreen}''

'''LYLE:''' ''{looks around, grins nervously}''

''{Cut to Marzipan's House, the Cool Tapes are there, with Tom hanging upside-down, rocking back and forth slowly, he has a bandana over his mouth, muffling his speech}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Well we were afraid your band would be better than us, so we captured your lead singer.

'''STRONG MAD:''' RING ZING RUUUULLLEEE!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Singer? He's our crappy drummer! Keep him!

'''TOM:''' ''{muffled}'' HEY!

'''STRONG MAD:''' COOL GRAPES!

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's Cool Tapes.

''{Cut back to stage, Aruseus and Lyle are playing}''

'''TOM:''' ''{imitating and old person, throws tomatoes at Lyle and Aruseus}'' Boo! Boo! You guys stink!

''{Tom is shown sitting in one of the many empty seats in the audience, he is dressed in a leather coat and has a fake beard and a golf hat}}''

'''TOM:''' Where's your drummer?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...should we go free Tom now?

'''LYLE:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Tom's hat to see an album for "Ring Zing! Crappy Hits!"

== Fun Facts ==

*Aruseus threatening to Hyper Beam Zippy is a reference to the previous email, [[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|jlammy.]]
*The All-FCUSA Rejects is a parody of The All American Rejects.
*Metaloclypse is a TV show about a heavy metal band.
*Sneakerpork is actually one of the ideas for a name of a band my brother's friends were forming.
*The Email rap is a parody of Dane Cook's "Just Wanna Dance" Routine.
*"What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?" is from the actual Cool Tapes toon.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 Aruseus begins his own band...and fails.
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Lyle, Marzipan, Strong Mad, The Cheat
@@ Line 20: / Line 22: @@
 '''TOM:''' Crap!
 <blockquote class="email">
@@ Line 43: / Line 47: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I could go for some Hulk Hogan sneaker meat right now. Perfectly warm.</blockquote>
-The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse? I got it! The RING ZING!
+The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse?
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's literally the worst name I've ever heard for anything. Even a sex move.<br/>'''BLUBY:''' a ring zing is when you finger a dude with a joy buzzer on</blockquote>
@@ Line 50: / Line 58: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' Where in the holy name of Strongbadian Crap is Tom?
 '''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
@@ Line 68: / Line 78: @@
 '''MARZIPAN:''' Well we were afraid your band would be better than us, so we captured your lead singer.
 '''STRONG MAD:''' RING ZING RUUUULLLEEE!
@@ Line 84: / Line 96: @@
 '''TOM:''' ''{imitating and old person, throws tomatoes at Lyle and Aruseus}'' Boo! Boo! You guys stink!
 ''{Tom is shown sitting in one of the many empty seats in the audience, he is dressed in a leather coat and has a fake beard and a golf hat}}''
@@ Line 95: / Line 109: @@
 ''{The Paper comes down}''
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' THANKS</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' THANKS<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' what just happened</blockquote>
 == Easter Eggs ==
@@ Line 109: / Line 123: @@
 *The Email rap is a parody of Dane Cook's "Just Wanna Dance" Routine.
 *"What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?" is from the actual Cool Tapes toon.

@@ Line 53: / Line 53: @@
 '''LYLE:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
-'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sniffs}'' Wait! I can smell his crappy cologne! ''{runs offscreen}''
+'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sniffs}'' Wait! I can smell
 '''LYLE:''' ''{looks around, grins nervously}''
@@ Line 60: / Line 64: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{looking around}'' What in Pete Sampras is going on here!?
 '''MARZIPAN:''' Well we were afraid your band would be better than us, so we captured your lead singer.
@@ Line 72: / Line 78: @@
 '''MARZIPAN:''' That's Cool Tapes.
 ''{Cut back to stage, Aruseus and Lyle are playing}''
@@ Line 86: / Line 94: @@
 ''{The Paper comes down}''
 == Easter Eggs ==

@@ Line 12: / Line 12: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': *imitates a techno beat* SOMEBODY EMAIL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
 '''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' I will!
@@ Line 28: / Line 30: @@
 Zippy P. Platypus
 </blockquote>
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah, Zippy. My crazy purple general. I was about to Hyper Beam you but instead I'll answer.
 ''{Aruseus clears the screen}''
-'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well Zippy, of course I would be a rock band. Rock is like THE newest kind of music. The name however, I am stuck on...Sneakerpork? The All-FCUSA Rejects? Metaloclypse? I got it! The RING ZING!
+'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well Zippy, of course I would be a rock band. Rock is like THE newest kind of music. The name however, I am stuck on...Sneakerpork?
 ''{Cut to a stage, Aruseus is standing with a microphone, Lyle is by an electric guitar}''