Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Aruseus Emails - Revision history

Bluebry: /* Aruseus Emails */ sup BROS

2012-01-03T06:25:44Z

‎Aruseus Emails: sup BROS

NachoMan: chwoka i am fixing your mistakes but JUST THIS ONCE OKAY

2011-08-27T04:32:52Z

chwoka i am fixing your mistakes but JUST THIS ONCE OKAY

Chwoka: half done

2011-08-27T04:14:39Z

half done

Skub: /* Aruseus Emails */

2011-08-24T06:42:44Z

‎Aruseus Emails

Skub: not done

2011-08-24T06:01:59Z

not done

NachoMan: riff

2011-08-24T05:46:50Z

riff

Skub: god this is awful thanks for typing out the main and subpage in the links

2011-08-24T05:20:35Z

god this is awful thanks for typing out the main and subpage in the links

New page

=Opening Comments=
''{Open to Chwoka on the town, driving in a T-Bird, bitches draped over his arms.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' YEAH FUCK YOU I'M POP STAR KING OF POP!!!

''{Cut to the MFT3K Place. Where is that? Who cares}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm bored. I want to riff something because I'm bored.

'''BLUBY:''' tell me about it

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh! Hey, Zarel Emails had like 10 that we didn't do! Maybe we can go back and do those?

'''BLUBY:''' i ain't in the mood for yellow dragon action

''{Suddenly, Skub enters with a tower of VHS tapes in a wagon.}''

'''SKUB:''' ''I FOUND A FUCKIN GOLDMINE''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What, the new Zarel Emails?

'''SKUB:''' ... Close.

''{Skub takes a VHS from the top of the mountain, careful not to topple it. He shows the tape to his friends who suddenly scream in horror.}''

'''SKUB:''' Yes! ''YEEEEEEES!''

''{Skub turns to the viewer and holds the tape up to them.}''

'''SKUB:''' BEFORE THERE WAS ZAREL THERE WAS

=Aruseus Emails=
[[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]
{{profanity}}
<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
[[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
[[/???|?]]
</blockquote>

==Computers==
===Season 1===
==== Lappy 486 ====
Emails: 1 - 9

This is Aruseus' first computer. It comes with e-mail function and good graphics. 5-minute battery life! Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.

==== T-Comp 400X ====
Email: 10, 45

Tom's computer. Can check emails.

<blockquote class="tcomp400x">
The T-Comp's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.

==== Intell 600 ====
Emails: 11-19 1/2, 25-30

This is Aruseus' second computer. It is better than the first but works the same.

<blockquote class="aruseus">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Intell's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered after getting a virus.

==== Fang's NightPilot ====
Emails: 19 1/2 - 23

Aruseus goes on vacation and leaves Fang to run his email show. Fang checks Aruseus' email on this.

<blockquote class="aruseusfang">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The NightPilot's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.

===Season 2===
==== A-Tech 950 ====
Emails: 31-38, 40-45

Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.

<blockquote class="aruseus2">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The A-Tech's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

The A-Tech died in email 45, due to a virus.

==== Taily 400 ====
Email: 39

This is Kyubii's computer.

<blockquote class="kyubii">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The Taily's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

===Season 3===

==== E-Mach 1000 ====
Emails: 45 1/2-85

This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop. It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The E-Mach's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.

==== SkyPod ====
Emails: 86 - ?

The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
The SkyPod's interface looks like this.
</blockquote>

==Scroll Button Songs==
101-105: Checkin emails from college...send me your questions and I'll answer theeeem!

100: Well, I'm off to college. Happy 100th email everyone.

91-99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.

90: Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...

86-89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?

76-85: Blue skies, white sand, seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

71-75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

70: I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!

61-69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

60: Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.

56-59: I love all my emails. I love scroll buttons more!

55: Gonna scroooooooll...check emails...and save the world.

51-54: Livin' large with scroll buttons...

50: Yay for 50 emails! This one's animated. ''{scrolls arrow over "demented"}''

48: Woah! One email over Tampo!

46-47, 49: A-scrolla scrolla. Skuk-Skuh-Skuh-roll buttons.

45 1/2: Check-check-check it out! The E-Mach is here!

45: ''{sigh}'' Still trying to find one... ''{there is no computer, but a note with the email titles}''

38-44: ''{rapping}'' Kids don't play wit 2 many scroll buttons! C'mon C'mon!

37: ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!

34-36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!

31-33: Yet again, another new compy.

26-30: ARGBLBLBLBLBL............email is cool.

25: This scroll song goes out to my 25th email!

20-24: ''{The Intell 600 sits on the desk with a note saying, "Aruseus is on vacation. He has left Fang to run his show."}''

*Wait 10 seconds and Foxx will walk by.

'''FOXX:''' ''{reads note}'' This cannot end well. ''{leaves}''

14-19: Emails can be awesome, but some just aren't.

11-13: Ahahaha!!! A new computer! A new scroll button too!

9-10: *sigh* I'll miss you, Lappy 486!

6-9: Ooh. Scrolly...and buttony.

1-6: I don't have a sroll button, cuz I just STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

==Page Titles==

'''Lappy 486!''' (1-8)

'''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)

'''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)

'''Lappy 486? Nope.''' (11)

'''Intell 600!''' (12-19) (24-29)

'''NightPilot Time!''' (191/2-23)

'''?!006 lletnI''' (30)

'''No more Intell, I'm afraid.''' (31)

'''A-Tech 950!''' (32-38) (41-44)

'''A-Tech 950 is a little broke now.''' (39)

'''A-Tech rides again!''' (40)

'''A-Tech 950!? Alpha Stan!? T-Comp 400X!? What's going on!?''' (45)

'''A-Tech 950 Replaced''' (451/2)

'''E-Mach 1000!''' (46-70)

'''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)

'''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)

'''SkyPod!''' (86-?)

==Emails and stuff!==

Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Arumail.exe menu</div>
Emails 
Season 1: The Epic Beginning 
 
1. [[/variations|variations]] 
2. [[/jlammy|jlammy]] 
3. [[/band|band]] 
4. [[/worst thing|worst thing]] 
5. [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]] 
6. [[/blorf|blorf]] 
7. [[/adventure|adventure]] 
8. [[/cereal|cereal]] 
9. [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]] 
10. [[/jokes|jokes]] 
11. [[/shoe|shoe]] 
12. [[/video game|video game]] 
13. [[/news|news progrum]] 
14. [[/nemesis|nemesis]] 
15. [[/evil|evil]] 
16. [[/tripleemail|triple mail!]] 
17. [[/aot|aruseus of town]] 
18. [[/oddities|oddities]] 
19. [[/funny|funny stuff]] 
20. [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]] 
21. [[/bluefeet|blue feet]] 
22. [[/world's end|world's end]] 
23. [[/music video|music video]] 
24. ''[[/death|death]]'' 
25. [[/kyubii|kyubii]] - pic included 
26. [[/crapmail|crapmail]] 
27. [[/hatefang|hatred of fang]] 
28. [[/movie|movie]] 
29. [[/tripleemail2|triple mail part deuce]] 
30. ''[[/virus|virus]]'' 
 
Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman 
 
31. [[/letter|made-up letter]] 
32. [[/timemachine|time machine]] 
33. [[/squids|squids]] 
34. ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]'' 
35. [[/danestar|danestar]] 
36. [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]] 
37. [[/tripleemail3|triple mail three]] 
38. [[/plates|plates]] 
39. [[/differentbody|different body]] 
40. [[/pvsf|Pter Vs. Fang]] 
41. [[/coffee|coffee]] 
42. [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] 
43. [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] 
44. [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]] 
45. ''[[/virus2|Virus Reloaded]]'' 
46. [[/boredom|boredom]] 
47. [[/random|randomocity]] 
48. [[/tripleemail5|the 5th triplemail]] 
49. [[/killer|Killer Riolu]] 
50. [http://tinyurl.com/2cazub demented] <- download it to watch it. 
51. [[/summer|summer plans]] 
52. [[/biketheif|bike theif]] 
53. [[/gaming|systems of gaming]] 
54. [[/skewl|school daze]] 
55. ''[[/ultimatum|ultimatum]]'' 
56. [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] 
57. [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one 
58. [[/movienight|movie night]] 
59. [[/pizza|pizza joint]] 
60. [[/decemberween|decemberween TV]] 
61. [[/yotw|year of the wolf]] 
62. [[/triplets|triplet care]] 
63. [[/tahu|tahu]] 
64. [[/star|starring aruseus]] 
65. [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] 
66. [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] 
67. [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]] 
68. [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] 
69. [[/triplemail6|three emails for the sixth time]] 
70. ''[[/strike|The Strike]]'' 
 
Season 3: Ryan and the New Gang 
 
71. [[/IOU|IOU]] 
72. [[/yearbook|yearbooks]] 
73. [[/robbed|robbery]] 
74. [[/cleaning|end-of-spring cleaning]] 
75. ''[[/B4YS|Battle For Your Soul]]'' 
76. [[/fangmail|Fang's Email]] 
77. [[/summer2|summer 2008]] 
78. [[/lifeordeath|life or death?]] 
79. [[/court|OBJECTION!]] 
80. [[/deoxys|deoxys hunt]] 
81. [[/theshow|le show]] 
82. [[/plans|dumb plans]] 
83. [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]] 
84. [[/pokemans|pokemanz]] 
85. [[/action52|action 52]] 
86. [[/girlfriend|girlfriend]] 
87. [[/wolfstarter|Wolf's Pokemon]] 
88. [[/tragedies|tragedies]] 
89. [[/airman|Airman?]] 
90. [[/homecoming|homecoming]] 
91. [[/magictricks|magic trickery]] 
92. [[/asianfoods|asian foods]] 
93. [[/questing|questing]] 
94. [[/ib2|inbox cleaning 2]] 
95. [[/birthday|birthday]] 
96. [[/grandpa|grandpa]] 
97. [[/brother|Lucas' brother?!]] 
98. [[/megaman|Megaman]] 
99. [[/triplemail7|Guess what this is number seven]] 
100.[[/media|media]] 
 
Season 4: Aruseus University 
 
101.[[/bts|Back To School?!]] 
102.[[/summercamp|summer camp]] 
103.''[[/msw|murder she wrote]]'' 
104.''[[/Badstar5|murder she wrote 2: courtroom drama]]'' 
105.''[[/msw3|murder she wrote 3: the return]]'' 
106.[[/gender|gender swap]] 
107.[[/spring|spring break]] 
108.[[/moreq|more effing questions]] 
109.[[/vore|vore fest]] <- new 
110.''[[/armageddon|armageddon]]'' <- Oh ''{bleep}''. 

 
Not Quite Emails

19 1/2: [[/vacation|vacation]] - Aruseus goes on vacation until after email 24 and entrusts Fang with his email show. 
36 1/2: [[/mostemails|most emails]] - Aruseus' show becomes the show with the most emails! 
45 1/2: [[/newcompy|new compy]] - Aruseus gets a new computer. 
68 1/2: [[/brawl|Brawling]] - Aruseus waits for SSBB. 
74 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style. 
105 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}} 
107 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email. 
RINGER Music Vids NEW! 
 
1. [[/ProgrammmedToFight|Programmed to Fight]] - Programmed to Fight is a song done by The Megas. It is a remake of the music of CrashMan's stage in MM2, with added words.

{{User:Cyrus/sig}}

Other Stuff

*[[/runninggags|Running Gags]]

</blockquote>

==Rock Opera of sorts==

Includes some Not Quites and Bonus Emails.

<blockquote class="aruseus4">
<div>subject: Rock opera in progress</div>
[[Aruseus Emails/variations|How]]
[[Aruseus Emails/jlammy|can't]]
[[Aruseus Emails/band|we]]
[[Aruseus Emails/worst thing|surprise]]
[[Aruseus Emails/catchphrase|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/blorf|date]]
[[Aruseus Emails/adventure|down]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cereal|Bluecubes]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lappyend|error]]?
[[Aruseus Emails/jokes|Sweet]]
[[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]
[[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
[[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
[[Aruseus Emails/evil|kick]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail|me,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/aot|untill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/oddities|''I'']]
[[Aruseus Emails/funny|fall]]
[[Aruseus Emails/vacation|away!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/japanese cartoon|Robot]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bluefeet|friends]]
[[Aruseus Emails/world's end|Suudsu]]
[[Aruseus Emails/music video|butt]]
[[Aruseus Emails/death|Laser]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kyubii|bust.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/crapmail|YEAH!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/hatefang|Hear]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movie|plans,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2|Astromund,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus|there]]
[[Aruseus Emails/letter|obey]]
[[Aruseus Emails/timemachine|floats]]
[[Aruseus Emails/squids|Roundy-man.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kraxario|Father]]
[[Aruseus Emails/danestar|comedy]]
[[Aruseus Emails/puppetshow|sky-high]]
[[Aruseus Emails/mostemails|drive]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3|kids]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plates|fiery]]
[[Aruseus Emails/differentbody|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pvsf|kicking]]
[[Aruseus Emails/coffee|walls.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/moviecritcs|Whatever]]
[[Aruseus Emails/horrormovies|horrific]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail4|aerodynamic]]
[[Aruseus Emails/virus2|peas]]
[[Aruseus Emails/newcompy|used]]
[[Aruseus Emails/boredom|brew]]
[[Aruseus Emails/random|forces]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tripleemail5|to]]
[[Aruseus Emails/killer|kill]]
[[Aruseus Emails/demented|your]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer|BROTHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/biketheif|Painful]]
[[Aruseus Emails/gaming|Chimp-icide]]
[[Aruseus Emails/skewl|choco-choco-chip!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ultimatum|Best]]
[[Aruseus Emails/inboxclean|chewing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/slumber|be]]
[[Aruseus Emails/movienight|suckiest]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pizza|dish,]]
[[Aruseus Emails/decemberween|Y'all!]]
Algernon solo!
[[Aruseus Emails/yotw|
BLEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRFFFFFF!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplets|Brawlers]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tahu|add]]
[[Aruseus Emails/star|ein]]
[[Aruseus Emails/kilroy|Aura]]
[[Aruseus Emails/amongbrawlers|housebroken]]
[[Aruseus Emails/manyq|fairy.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/stuff|WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail6|STARSTORM!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/strike|Sorry.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/IOU|Bendy straw]]
[[Aruseus Emails/yearbook|runner-up]]
[[Aruseus Emails/robbed|ponder.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/cleaning|Ow! Oof! Orf!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/B4YS|Skidoosh.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/fangmail|WUT?!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summer2|Mario]]
[[Aruseus Emails/lifeordeath|flat]]
[[Aruseus Emails/court|bailed]]
[[Aruseus Emails/deoxys|cookie...]]
[[Aruseus Emails/theshow|Parker!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/plans|Dangerous]]
[[Aruseus Emails/football|landing]]
[[Aruseus Emails/pokemans|Pokemon]]
[[Aruseus Emails/action52|scares]]
[[Aruseus Emails/girlfriend|breath]]
[[Aruseus Emails/wolfstarter|Mudkip]]
[[Aruseus Emails/tragedies|method.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/airman|EEP.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/homecoming|Just]]
[[Aruseus Emails/magictricks|beef]]
[[Aruseus Emails/asianfoods|purely]]
[[Aruseus Emails/questing|gotten over]]
[[Aruseus Emails/ib2|trashed.]]
[[Aruseus Emails/birthday|YAHOO!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/grandpa|Grizzled]]
[[Aruseus Emails/brother|GREYSKULL!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
[[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw|sleuths!]]
[[Objection!/Badstar5|GOTCHA!]]
[[Aruseus Emails/msw3|Shinguard]]

'''STILL IN PROGRESS'''

</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Want to email him? Click [[Aruseus Emails/Inbox|here]].

{{FotF Icon}}

=Closing Comments=

@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' it was all moldy and eww</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' it was all moldy and eww</blockquote>
 ==== Intell 600 ====
@@ Line 95: / Line 95: @@
 Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' fuckin' HAMMERED</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' fuckin' HAMMERED</blockquote>
 after getting a virus.
@@ Line 110: / Line 110: @@
 The NightPilot's interface looks like
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' shit.<br/>'''NACHOMAN:'''my favorite computers are the ones where you have to lean back a little to read the screen</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' shit.<br/>'''NACHOMAN:'''my favorite computers are the ones where you have to lean back a little to read the screen</blockquote>
 this.
@@ Line 125: / Line 125: @@
 Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY</blockquote>
 ==== Taily 400 ====
@@ Line 141: / Line 141: @@
 ==== E-Mach 1000 ====
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' finally, a good fast computer.</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' finally, a good fast computer.</blockquote>
 Emails: 45 1/2-85
@@ Line 147: / Line 147: @@
 This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop.
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i am so fucking TIRED of all this PORTABILITY i am going to eat myself BLIND and walk around with not my LEGS but a SEGWAY. <br/>'''CHWOKA:''' a broken one because seriously: PORTABILITY.</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i am so fucking TIRED of all this PORTABILITY i am going to eat myself BLIND and walk around with not my LEGS but a SEGWAY. <br/>'''CHWOKA:''' a broken one because seriously: PORTABILITY.</blockquote>
 It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.
@@ Line 158: / Line 158: @@
 Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How do you... not... know how?</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How do you... not... know how?</blockquote>
 ==== SkyPod ====
@@ Line 183: / Line 183: @@
 : Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Honey I Scrolled The Kids</br>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Honey I Scrolled The Kids</br></blockquote>
 -89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?
@@ Line 191: / Line 191: @@
 -85: Blue skies, white sand,
-<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' green grass, high tides<br/>''{pavlovian vomit orgy}''</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' green grass, high tides<br/>''{pavlovian vomit orgy}''</blockquote>
 seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!

@@ Line 286: / Line 286: @@
 . [[/variations|variations]]<br />
 . [[/jlammy|jlammy]]<br />
 . [[/band|band]]<br />
 . [[/worst thing|worst thing]]<br />
@@ Line 295: / Line 296: @@
 . [[/cereal|cereal]]<br />
 . [[/lappyend|lappy's end???]]<br />
 . [[/jokes|jokes]]<br />
 . [[/shoe|shoe]]<br />
@@ Line 305: / Line 307: @@
 . [[/oddities|oddities]]<br />
 . [[/funny|funny stuff]]<br />
 . [[/japanese cartoon|Japanese cartoon]]<br />
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can't wait for this gem</blockquote>
@@ Line 320: / Line 323: @@
 <br>
 Season 2: Viruses Won't Stop The Aruman<br>
 <br>
 . [[/letter|made-up letter]]<br />
@@ Line 325: / Line 329: @@
 . [[/squids|squids]]<br />
 . ''[[/kraxario|The Legend of Kraxario: A Trip to 30X2]]''<br />
 . [[/danestar|danestar]]<br />
 . [[/puppetshow|puppet show ideas]]<br />
@@ Line 333: / Line 338: @@
 . [[/coffee|coffee]] <br />
 . [[/moviecritcs|movie critics]] <br />
 . [[/horrormovies|horror movies]] <br />
 . [[/tripleemail4|triple mail four]]<br />
@@ Line 350: / Line 356: @@
 . [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] <br />
 . [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one<br />
 . [[/movienight|movie night]] <br />
 . [[/pizza|pizza joint]] <br />
@@ Line 359: / Line 366: @@
 . [[/kilroy|Kilroy]] <br />
 . [[/amongbrawlers|Among the Brawlers]] <br />
 . [[/manyq|Many Questions, and a Long Email]]<br />
 . [[/stuff|I'll grab my stuff!]] <br />
@@ Line 380: / Line 388: @@
 . [[/plans|dumb plans]]<br>
 . [[/football|It's A Football! I chisled it!]]<br>
 . [[/pokemans|pokemanz]]<br>
 . [[/action52|action 52]]<br>
@@ Line 386: / Line 395: @@
 . [[/tragedies|tragedies]]<br>
 . [[/airman|Airman?]]<br>
 . [[/homecoming|homecoming]]<br>
 . [[/magictricks|magic trickery]]<br>
@@ Line 423: / Line 433: @@
 1/2: [[/snaps|Brawling 2]] - Aruseus shows us some snapshots in Fan Costumes 'X6 Style.<br>
 1/2: [[/baby|Baby]] - The chops have been busted. The ripoff artist gets ripped off. {{Well}}<br>
 1/2: [[/110preview|armageddon preview]] - Get a look at the next upcoming email.<br><br>
 RINGER Music Vids <font color=red>NEW!</font><br>
@@ Line 454: / Line 465: @@
 [[Aruseus Emails/shoe|carp!]]
 [[Aruseus Emails/video game|Watch]]
 [[Aruseus Emails/news|a]]
 [[Aruseus Emails/nemesis|potato]]
@@ Line 546: / Line 560: @@
 [[Aruseus Emails/megaman|Doughnuts?]]
 [[Aruseus Emails/triplemail7|HA!]]
 [[Aruseus Emails/media|Okkusenman! Okkusenman!]]
 [[Aruseus Emails/bts|Live on...right?]]
 [[Aruseus Emails/summercamp|Total]]

@@ Line 66: / Line 66: @@
 Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs<br/></blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs<br/>'''BLUBY:''' always know your dealer</blockquote>
 ==== T-Comp 400X ====
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 Tom's computer. Can check emails.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, no backstory? What about the T-Comp's struggle with alcoholism leading up to a failed suicide? And then he gets eaten by a giant dragon?</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' What, no backstory? What about the T-Comp's struggle with alcoholism leading up to a failed suicide? And then he gets eaten by a giant dragon?<br/>'''BLUBY:''' my iphone is more powerful than this computer and its a cheap knockoff i bought at a gas station<br/>'''BLUBY:''' although it can only check emails when you plug it into the phone jack and dial in</blockquote>
 <blockquote class="tcomp400x">
@@ Line 125: / Line 125: @@
 Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY<br/>'''BLUBY:''' but what does the in'''terface look lIKE'''</blockquote>
 ==== Taily 400 ====
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 The Taily's interface looks like this.
 </blockquote>
 ===Season 3===
@@ Line 149: / Line 151: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i am so fucking TIRED of all this PORTABILITY i am going to eat myself BLIND and walk around with not my LEGS but a SEGWAY. <br/>'''CHWOKA:''' a broken one because seriously: PORTABILITY.</blockquote>
-It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.
+It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for
 <blockquote class="aruseus3">
@@ Line 164: / Line 172: @@
 The SkyPod is a white PDA that Aruseus recieved from Sky Shaymin.
 <blockquote class="aruseus4">
@@ Line 203: / Line 213: @@
 -69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!
-<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}''<br/>''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}''</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}''<br/>''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}''<br/>''{im into that - bluby;)}''</blockquote>
 : Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.
@@ Line 260: / Line 270: @@
 '''Farewell, Lappy.''' (9)
 '''T-Comp 400X!!!''' (10)
@@ Line 286: / Line 298: @@
 '''The new age of Arumail!''' (71-84)
 '''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)
@@ Line 309: / Line 323: @@
 . [[/band|band]]<br />
 . [[/worst thing|worst thing]]<br />
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh look, it just links back to this page</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh look, it just links back to this page ''{burn}''</blockquote>
 . [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]]<br />
 . [[/blorf|blorf]]<br />
@@ Line 319: / Line 333: @@
 . [[/jokes|jokes]]<br />
 . [[/shoe|shoe]]<br />
 . [[/video game|video game]]<br />
 . [[/news|news progrum]]<br />
@@ Line 376: / Line 391: @@
 . [[/inboxclean|inbox cleaning]] <br />
 . [[/slumber|slumber party times]] <- Badstar doin this one<br />
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh fucking no</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh fucking no<br/>'''BLUBY:''' i bet they have pillow fights and compare bodies and kiss</blockquote>
 . [[/movienight|movie night]] <br />
 . [[/pizza|pizza joint]] <br />

@@ Line 33: / Line 33: @@
 [[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page.<br/>'''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right.</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page.<br/>'''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right.<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' I won this award for MFT3K back when it only had four pages. It's not that much of an accomplishment.</blockquote>
 {{profanity}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 ===Season 1===
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows<br/>'''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :(</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows<br/>'''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :(<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' But but but SHUT UP.</blockquote>
 ==== Lappy 486 ====
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 </blockquote>
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's a good thing he rendered this, otherwise we wouldn't know this obscure laptop that is presumably from this cartoon and this one alone.</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's a good thing he rendered this, otherwise we wouldn't know this obscure laptop that is presumably from this cartoon and this one alone.<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' also since when is the lappy gray<br/>'''BLUBY:''' AWW HELLA SWEET NITPICK BRO<BR/>'''CHWOKA:''' YOU KNOW IT<BR/>''{Bluby and Chwoka ""plank""}''</blockquote>
 Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUBY:''' don't do club drugs<br/></blockquote>
 ==== T-Comp 400X ====
@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
 The T-Comp 400X died in email 45, when Aruseus tries to re-install Alpha Stan using an infected disc.
 ==== Intell 600 ====
@@ Line 91: / Line 93: @@
 </blockquote>
-Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered after getting a virus.
+Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Geek Squad does fast work.</blockquote>
@@ Line 102: / Line 108: @@
 <blockquote class="aruseusfang">
 <div>subject: Arumail.exe</div>
-The NightPilot's interface looks like this.
+The NightPilot's interface looks like
 </blockquote>
@@ Line 115: / Line 125: @@
 Aruseus' third computer, bought after the Intell got hammer'd.
-<blockquote class="aruseus2">
+<blockquote ckass-"mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' BUT DOES IT HAVE EMAIL FUNCTION?! I DON'T KNOW, IT DOESN'T SAY</blockquote>
 ==== Taily 400 ====
@@ Line 135: / Line 140: @@
 ==== E-Mach 1000 ====
 Emails: 45 1/2-85
-This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop. It technically came in Season 2, but it's back for more.
+This is Aruseus' 4th computer. Yet again, it's another laptop.
 <blockquote class="aruseus3">
@@ Line 145: / Line 157: @@
 Aruseus blew the E-Mach up somehow in a fit of rage.
 ==== SkyPod ====
@@ Line 168: / Line 182: @@
 : Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...
 -89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Only if you get forest fire murdered!</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Only if you get forest fire murdered!<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' they can't trace a fire when you BURN ALL THE EVIDENCE</blockquote>
--85: Blue skies, white sand, seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!
+seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!
 -75: Hoo! Hah! Huh! I'm back in white! Don't start a fight! Trust me everything's gonna be alright!

@@ Line 33: / Line 33: @@
 [[Image:FotF Text.png|thumb|center|[[WUW:Fanstuff of the Fortnight|Fanstuff of the Fortnight]], August 1, 2008]]
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page.</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I don't see why we'd riff something of such upstanding quality. Have you seen his award? If not, let me just toss it in your face the second you load the page.<br/>'''SKUB:''' Well the problem ''can't'' be that people can't vote for shit! The vox populi always chooses right.</blockquote>
 {{profanity}}
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' and really disturbing crap like splitting bodies and vore. can we get a warning for that?</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' and really disturbing crap like splitting bodies and vore. can we get a warning for that?<br/>'''SKUB:''' Nah we can deal.</blockquote>
 <blockquote class="aruseus4">
@@ Line 43: / Line 43: @@
 [[Image:Aruseusbanner.PNG]]
 [[/???|?]]
 </blockquote>
@@ Line 48: / Line 50: @@
 ===Season 1===
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' the best fan fictions are the ones that treat themselves like television shows<br/>'''SKUB:''' But but but Coach Z Emails :(</blockquote>
 ==== Lappy 486 ====
@@ Line 59: / Line 61: @@
 The Lappy's Interface looks like this.
 </blockquote>
 Unfortunately, the Lappy died in email 9, due to an overload of E's.
 ==== T-Comp 400X ====
@@ Line 66: / Line 72: @@
 Tom's computer. Can check emails.
 <blockquote class="tcomp400x">
@@ Line 84: / Line 92: @@
 Sadly, the Intell 600 got hammered after getting a virus.
 ==== Fang's NightPilot ====
@@ Line 96: / Line 106: @@
 Fang died, so the NightPilot was sold on eStrong.
 ===Season 2===
@@ Line 152: / Line 164: @@
 -99: INSERT SCROLL BUTTON SONG HERE.
 : Home...I'm scrollin' at home again...
 -89: Well, Shaymin sent me the SkyPod, Fang's joined us, could it get any better down here?
 -85: Blue skies, white sand, seizure-inducing arcade games, I'm down the shore!
@@ Line 162: / Line 178: @@
 : I'm going to the Wiki User Wiki. Meet me there!
 -69: Aruseus Emails. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!
-<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}''</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">''{we haven't even got to the emails and skub is already having a vomit seizure}''<br/>''{NOT TRUE i'm only pissing all over my pants}''</blockquote>
 : Ooh. Scrolling on Decemberween.
@@ Line 188: / Line 206: @@
 : ARUSEUS EMAILS IS THE FCE WITH THE MOST EMAILS! WAH-HOH! Take THAT, NeoStinkoman!
 -36: Email is shweet! Email is awexome! So is scrolling too!
@@ Line 249: / Line 269: @@
 '''Action 52 SUCKS!''' (85)
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' take a diarrhea dump in my ear am i right guys </blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' take a diarrhea dump in my ear am i right guys<br/>'''SKUB:''' I'd rather have a lava dog take a diarrhea dump everywhere than read THESE emails</blockquote>
 '''SkyPod!''' (86-?)
@@ Line 257: / Line 277: @@
 Big emails, meaing ones with epic battles or serious stuff, are italicised.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can only hope there's plenty of those</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i can only hope there's plenty of those<br/>'''SKUB:''' Does it note how many buildings are smashed/how many pop starlets are TOTALLY KILLED BECAUSE THEYRE NOT AS GOOD AS FUCKIN AWESOME KORN</blockquote>
 <blockquote class="aruseus4">
@@ Line 271: / Line 291: @@
 . [[/catchphrase|catchphrase]]<br />
 . [[/blorf|blorf]]<br />
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' looks like aruseus is going to check his email... too bad all he'll be checking today is a load of BLAM!</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' looks like aruseus is going to check his email... too bad all he'll be checking today is a load of BLAM!<br/>'''SKUB:''' Yow</blockquote>
 . [[/adventure|adventure]]<br />
 . [[/cereal|cereal]]<br />