Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Absurd Bell Quest/1 - Revision history

Chwoka at 04:31, 7 February 2011

2011-02-07T04:31:00Z

Bluebry: riffs

2011-02-07T03:48:34Z

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2011-02-07T03:40:27Z

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== Transcript ==
''{The screen remains dark.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' There was a time where two people created a fanstuff to get fanstuffs to be popular again in an era where people would make interactives for a long while without any fanstuffs.

''{Badstar and Bellstrom appear, while the screen is dark.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Dare I ask why we're here?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I don't know either.

''{Badstar and Bellstrom walk around in their unknown surrounding.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Say, what happened to the lights?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Remember the huge blizzard from this week? The power went out.

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, then. Perhaps we should find an alternative source.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Our house comes with electricity as part of the standard issue.

'''BADSTAR:''' Still, something like nuclear energy would keep the sidewalks thawed.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Nah, it's not like people visit.

'''BADSTAR:''' True, true.

'''BELLSTROM:''' Anyway, I need the lights in order to get down to the basement.

''{Bellstrom gropes to find a switch. He flips the switch once he finds it. The lights reveal marble floor tiles, metal walls, and some furniture. There is also a flight of stairs heading downward as well as upward.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' And we...own a house this decently detailed when?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Since I managed to sell my anime figurines for a good price.

'''BADSTAR:''' Must've been hard to do, right?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Nah. I still have the DVDs of the animes.

'''BADSTAR:''' Alright. Let's see what's down in the basement.

'''BELLSTROM:''' I reserved the basement so Bling, my cat, can sleep there. I installed a mini-kitchen downstairs so I can feed him.

''{Bellstrom and Badstar go down the flight of stairs heading down. The basement has a HDTV screen as well as a Sony Blu Ray DVD player, and a futon to sit down and watch TV. However, there is no apparent sign of Bling. However, his milk dish and litter are intact, as well as his mini-kitchen.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Hmm... I wonder where Bling went.

'''BADSTAR:''' Perhaps those footprints can tell us!

''{Badstar points at footprints on the ground. Bellstrom looks down to said footprints.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Good eye, Badstar!

''{Bellstrom follows the footprints to a tunnel.}''

'''BELLSTROM:''' Why in the hell would anyone dig a tunnel down to my basement?

'''BADSTAR:''' That's a good question! I don't really know either.

''{Bellstrom jumps down the tunnel. Badstar looks down.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I don't think there's a ladder to get back up!

'''BELLSTROM:''' I don't think the person who kidnapped my cat wanted to return...

''{Badstar jumps down the tunnel also, then looks around. He then points at multiple pairs of footprints.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I don't think the ''persons'' who kidnapped your cat wanted to return.

''{Bellstrom takes out a cellphone.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' What exactly are you doing?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I'm calling my entourage. My first call will be Homeschool Winner.

'''BADSTAR:''' Why are you calling Homeschool?

'''BELLSTROM:''' I need someone to guard the house from burglars.

'''BADSTAR:''' The doors and windows are locked, and don't we have some deathtraps for any burglar wanting to go upstairs?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Good point.

'''BADSTAR:''' And aren't we underground?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Reception will still be gotten, though. I have one of those non-mainstream cellphone company's cellphones.

'''BADSTAR:''' And that makes any sense...how?

'''BELLSTROM:''' Because I was looking for something to buy for my son, Bellson.

'''BADSTAR:''' Cool, I suppose.

''{Bellstrom and Badstar continue walking through the tunnel.}''

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 == Transcript ==
 ''{The screen remains dark.}''
 '''NARRATOR:''' There was a time where two people created a fanstuff to get fanstuffs to be popular again in an era where people would make interactives for a long while without any fanstuffs.
@@ Line 11: / Line 13: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' I don't know either.
 ''{Badstar and Bellstrom walk around in their unknown surrounding.}''
@@ Line 27: / Line 31: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Our house comes with electricity as part of the standard issue.
 '''BADSTAR:''' Still, something like nuclear energy would keep the sidewalks thawed.
@@ Line 53: / Line 59: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Nah. I still have the DVDs of the animes.
 '''BADSTAR:''' Alright. Let's see what's down in the basement.
-'''BELLSTROM:''' I reserved the basement so Bling, my cat, can sleep there. I installed a mini-kitchen downstairs so I can feed him.
+'''BELLSTROM:''' I reserved the basement so Bling, my cat, can sleep there.
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I can't be bothered to use the regular kitchen because it's just ''all'' the way upstairs"</blockquote>
@@ Line 71: / Line 83: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Good eye, Badstar!
 ''{Bellstrom follows the footprints to a tunnel.}''
@@ Line 83: / Line 97: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' I don't think the person who kidnapped my cat wanted to return...
 ''{Badstar jumps down the tunnel also, then looks around. He then points at multiple pairs of footprints.}''
@@ Line 91: / Line 107: @@
 '''BADSTAR:''' What exactly are you doing?
 '''BELLSTROM:''' I'm calling my entourage. My first call will be Homeschool Winner.
@@ Line 119: / Line 137: @@
 '''BADSTAR:''' And that makes any sense...how?
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Because I was looking for something to buy for my son, Bellson.
 '''BADSTAR:''' Cool, I suppose.
 ''{Bellstrom and Badstar continue walking through the tunnel.}''

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 '''NARRATOR:''' There was a time where two people created a fanstuff to get fanstuffs to be popular again in an era where people would make interactives for a long while without any fanstuffs.
 ''{Badstar and Bellstrom appear, while the screen is dark.}''
@@ Line 14: / Line 16: @@
 '''BADSTAR:''' Say, what happened to the lights?
-'''BELLSTROM:''' Remember the huge blizzard from this week? The power went out.
+'''BELLSTROM:''' Remember the huge blizzard from this week?
 '''BADSTAR:''' Well, then. Perhaps we should find an alternative source.
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Our house comes with electricity as part of the standard issue.
@@ Line 28: / Line 36: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Anyway, I need the lights in order to get down to the basement.
-''{Bellstrom gropes to find a switch. He flips the switch once he finds it. The lights reveal marble floor tiles, metal walls, and some furniture. There is also a flight of stairs heading downward as well as upward.}''
+''{Bellstrom gropes''
 '''BADSTAR:''' And we...own a house this decently detailed when?
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Since I managed to sell my anime figurines for a good price.
 '''BADSTAR:''' Must've been hard to do, right?
@@ Line 41: / Line 57: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' I reserved the basement so Bling, my cat, can sleep there. I installed a mini-kitchen downstairs so I can feed him.
 ''{Bellstrom and Badstar go down the flight of stairs heading down. The basement has a HDTV screen as well as a Sony Blu Ray DVD player, and a futon to sit down and watch TV. However, there is no apparent sign of Bling. However, his milk dish and litter are intact, as well as his mini-kitchen.}''
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Hmm... I wonder where Bling went.
@@ Line 73: / Line 93: @@
 '''BELLSTROM:''' I'm calling my entourage. My first call will be Homeschool Winner.
 '''BADSTAR:''' Why are you calling Homeschool?
 '''BELLSTROM:''' I need someone to guard the house from burglars.
 '''BADSTAR:''' The doors and windows are locked, and don't we have some deathtraps for any burglar wanting to go upstairs?
 '''BELLSTROM:''' Good point.
@@ Line 84: / Line 110: @@
 '''BADSTAR:''' And aren't we underground?
-'''BELLSTROM:''' Reception will still be gotten, though. I have one of those non-mainstream cellphone company's cellphones.
+'''BELLSTROM:''' Reception will still be gotten, though.
 '''BADSTAR:''' And that makes any sense...how?