Chwoka: Created page with ''''1-UP EMAIL 55!''' 1-Up is emailed by a Vampire.
'''NACHOMAN:''' He then goes off on a five year diatribe on why he hates Twilight.
'''SKUB:''' ...'

2010-05-10T00:01:42Z

Created page with ''''1-UP EMAIL 55!''' 1-Up is emailed by a Vampire. <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' He then goes off on a five year diatribe on why he hates Twilight. '''SKUB:''' ...'

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'''1-UP EMAIL 55!'''

1-Up is emailed by a Vampire.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' He then goes off on a five year diatribe on why he hates Twilight. '''SKUB:''' '''LETE ME TELL YOU ''WHY'''''</blockquote>

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, A Vampire, Robobat

== Transcript ==

'''1-UP:''' ''{singing}'' This email is making fun of you.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' and ''i'm'' making fun of it '''SKUB:''' My feelings have been hurt</blockquote>

<pre>
Dear Green Mushroom,
I am a vampire and
</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' And what? "I am a Vampire and I'm sorry I called you Green Mushroom?"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "I am a Vampire and you couldn't think of an original joke to save your life"? '''SKUB:''' "I am a Vampire an I cannot Think of Original Ideas for EmaILS???"</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walks in}'' Yeah, right. Everyone calls you stupid names, Mushroom. ''{walks offscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Like "Kidstar". '''SKUB:''' And "1-Up"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Grr... I'm going to go back in time and get revenge on Strong Bad.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' He's right there.</blockquote>

And I might also be able to figure out who this Vampire guy is at the same time. But, My old computers that had my specail personal time travel program are gone.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "specail" indeed.</blockquote>

Luckily, I have this new Time Travel Devce that Bubusuke

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is that a sushi?</blockquote>

gave me. ''{stops typing and jumps off stool''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''breaking his neck, confining him to a wheelchair''</blockquote>

''}''

''{Takes Time Travel Device and goes back in time in a flash. Cuts to Strong Bad at he's Lappy which is not broken in the year 2005}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' If I had a state quarter for every spelling and grammar mistake in this show I would be a very happy man. '''SKUB:''' That could buy you a lot of hamburgers in the year 2010 where we's live</blockquote>

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' So ya see Claire, if it weren't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the On Point Kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. ''{a little embarrassed, and stutters his 'd' (not typed)}'' D-Don't ask, it was Strong Mad's idea. Well, I hope that makes you not email me anymore.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hey where is this from '''SKUB:''' Haha, I love this guy! Where can I see more of this??</blockquote>

''{1-Up appears out of nowhere}''

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' Wah! What are you doing?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "creepin'" '''SKUB:''' "Transcending space an Time"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I am looking for a Vampire.

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' Sorry. The only Vampire I know is Trevor.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' wow try not to get ''too'' ecstatic about this conversation guys '''SKUB:''' Vampire does not always have to be a proper noun, guys</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Oh. Yes. I saw that Strong Bad Email. Umm... So, Where is Homestar Runner in this time?

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' In the basement,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "where he belongs"</blockquote>

He is with Mitchell.

'''1-UP:''' That sounds like the name "Michael".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' really</blockquote>

I'm going to go down there. Okay?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{At the sound of this Strong Bad jumped up a bit. If 1-Up went into the basement, surely he would find the body, and the bloodied axe. He had to think of an excuse—quick.}''</blockquote>

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' Okay. Bye.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' isn't it weird how all of the humor and joy was drained from Strong Bad when 1-Up came in. I'm beginning to suspect who the real vampire is...</blockquote>

''{1-Up leaves. Cuts to the basement where Homestar Runner is singing about Trees}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' ''Wood'' you stop it with the puns, Mitchell? '''EVERYONE:''' ''{grooooooan}'' '''BROOKSIE:''' Hey, I'll make like a tree and ''leaf'' if you want to!! '''SKUB:''' Have my children, all of my children</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' ''{walks in}'' Hey, Dad at my age.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he's where you get your smarts from '''SKUB:''' More like that's where he gets he's Smarts From</blockquote>

'''PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dad? Who is... Oh. I'm not your dad. At least, Not yet.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''''how could he know this eughghghghhwhdhs'''''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Whatever. I know how to get revenge on Strong Bad.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' sugar in the gas tank '''SKUB:''' Bees in his cereal??</blockquote>

'''PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Does it have anything to do with Trees?

'''1-UP:''' Umm... Yeah. Sure.

''{Cuts to Strong Bad standing next to a Tree}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{Sneaks in and hides behind tree with a Walkie Talkie and shoots the tree to turn it into a Magnet Tree}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I didn't know it was possible to make so little sense. '''SKUB:''' I d—don't understand</blockquote>

'''PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{on Walkie Talkie}'' Strong Bad said that he's pants were made of metal.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Heavy metal \m/,</blockquote>

Just use the magnet tree.

'''1-UP:''' It's okay. I have completed my part of the mission.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' this dialogue is so lifelike and realistic '''SKUB:''' "I learned how to speak military from MW2"</blockquote>

'''PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walks onscreen}''

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' ''{Gets attached to the tree to make it lok like he's hugging it}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' friggin treehuggers '''SKUB:''' ''PARKIES''</blockquote>

Woah!

'''PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{starts looking at Strong Bad angrily}'' Keep on huggin' it.

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' How did you get me to do this in the first place?

'''PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hug it! Hug it!

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' And why do I continue to do it?

'''PAST HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.

'''PAST STRONG BAD:''' I don't even like this tree that much.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Man, writing fanstuff is so easy when all you have to do is '''copy transcripts and add "past" before every character's name" '''SKUB:''' I love this guy! He's so ''funny''!!!</blockquote>

''{Cuts to 1-Up in front of te old Pietimer's Place in 20X6}''

'''1-UP:''' The Vampire might be in here. I might as well look inside. But, First I want to eat pie? Actualy, No. I might... just... Pudding!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''ugh'' '''SKUB:''' Wow, I'm surprised he could fit in two of the worst nerd jokes ever into one line. ''Kudos'', you big moron.</blockquote>

Umm... I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' me neither babe</blockquote>

So, I guess I might as well... go inside.

''{Cuts to the inside of the Old Pietimer Place}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{walks onscreen}'' Hmm... I wonder where that Vampitre could be?

''{Vampire slowly appears floating in the air with a cape}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Sookie... I am Vampire</blockquote>

'''VAMPIRE:''' Looking for something?

'''1-UP:''' Hi-Ya! ''{Spin-kicks the Vampie}''

'''VAMPIRE:''' Ouch.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' <big><big>THEACTIONNEVERSTOPS</big></big></blockquote>

What are yu doing?

'''1-UP:''' Stoping your evil.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' 1-Up Emails is about Stoping Evil and Frienship</blockquote>

'''VAMPIRE:''' How did you know about my evil?

'''1-UP:''' Easy. I know about it cause I looked into the future and saw-

'''VAMPIRE:''' Shut up. I have heard enough.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' me too</blockquote>

Prepare to die! Robobat! Get here!

''{A Robotic Bat starts swooping at 1-Up and flies towards the Vampire. He lands on the Vampire's Shoulder}''

'''1-UP:''' Grr...

'''VAMPIRE:''' Robobat! I might be estroyed in this fight... But, Send this message back in time. Hello, Green Mushroom. I am a vampire and...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Look out he's gonna estroy you!!!</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' ''{spin-kicks the Vampire into space}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' daaaang</blockquote>

'''ROBOBAT:''' I shall not fail you, master. ''{leaves}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Everything falls into place</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' I win!

''{Cuts back to 1-Up at the broken Lappy 486}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Well, There you have it. I defeated your evil and put an end to your reign of terror.

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walks onscreen and looks at 1-Up angrily}'' Hello, 1-Up. Did you just go back in time and use a Magnet Attack on a Tree that I was near in the year 2005?

'''1-UP:''' What are you going to do? You have no super powers.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' so i've started saying all this in an anime voice and it all makes sense now... '''SKUB:''' but . . . he's power level is so strong . . .</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' That might be true. But, I used to be the best Tag team Wrestler in Free Country USA. I could beat you in a Tag Team match.

'''1-UP:''' Fine. I'll verse you

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Hrhghrgk</blockquote>

in a challenge on-

'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. You are going to wrestle. The rules are simple. In Wrestling, One of the rules are "No Super Powers"

'''1-UP:''' Uh Oh! That means...

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll win. Ha ha!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ha! ''{beat}'' ha!</blockquote>

See you next week, when I get my revenge. ''{leaves}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' OH MAN CAN'T WAIT</blockquote>

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Fun Facts ==

*Tag Team Wrestling is from an old cartoon called "Marshmellow's Last Stand"
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' it's also a form of wrestling</blockquote>
*The Old Pietimer's Place is from a 1936 Holiday Toon called "That a Ghost"
*The Strong Bad hugging a Tree thing is from the Strong Bad Email called "Bottom 10"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' (read: shamelessly swiped from)</blockquote>

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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Was he, like, not ''smart'' enough to use a template? Or did those just not exist back then?</blockquote>

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Chwoka: Created page with ''''1-UP EMAIL 55!''' 1-Up is emailed by a Vampire. '''NACHOMAN:''' He then goes off on a five year diatribe on why he hates Twilight.'''SKUB:''' ...'

Chwoka: Created page with ''''1-UP EMAIL 55!''' 1-Up is emailed by a Vampire.
'''NACHOMAN:''' He then goes off on a five year diatribe on why he hates Twilight.
'''SKUB:''' ...'