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'''BLUEBRY:''' OLD BEN KENOBI
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1-Up, Homestar Runner and Ben

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OLD BEN KENOBI</blockquote>

visit Strong Bad and The Cheat.

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Ben, Strong Bad, The Cheat

== Transcript ==
[[Image:TLOASFUF July 05 Grand Prize.png|thumb|I won the prize! <blockquote class="mft3k" style="width:120px">'''BLUEBRY:''' that kid from middle school who read star wars books in the hallway and picked his nose when his teacher thought he was in the bathroom thought your email show was cool '''SKUB:''' Guys, I drew a space ship in Algebra, it's pretty rad.</blockquote>]]

''{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner with ripped clothes''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' so, the latest fashions</blockquote>

''and bags on their back}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''backpacks''</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Dad, Look.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''"He said while making no indication of where his dad was supposed to look."''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We made it to Strong Bad's House. Yes!

'''1-UP:''' That's not Strong Bad's House, Dad. That's Stinkoman Headqaurters. It's me and Stinkoman's Treehouse.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "we even put a portable tv in it that mom wasn't using anymore"</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But, Strong Bad's House used to be there. Oh, I get it. Strong Bad lives in there now.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' There is no need for emotions in the world of Homestart Running.</blockquote>

He changed he's house.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' him and he's crazy antics</blockquote>

''{Cuts to Strong Bad and the cheat sitting down watching TV}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Where could he be?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' No. Nobody could've stole him.

''{Homestar Runner and 1-Up walk in}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's up?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Why are your clothes all ripped apart.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "And where did all my question marks go."</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Somebody destroyed our house.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, Somebody took my son.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Bo-ring''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What son? I diddn't know you had a wife.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' nuclear families aren't outdated i guess</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't have a wife. I made a robot with the soul purpose of being my bodygaurd.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{GROAN}''</blockquote>

Not only that But, I also created him because I got lonely. Ever since Strong Mad and Strong sad left home with their wives, I was lonely. So, I made Stinkoman.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "He is a robot like myself. What is loves."</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Oh, Okay. Is it okay if I use your computer?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Yeah, son kidnapped, I'm real sympathetic but I haven't checked Digg in like two days now"</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Go ahead. In fact, I'll be glad to help you look for Marzipan and Marzichan if you help me look for Stinkoman afterwards.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' these guys act like kidnapping is some sort of fun game '''SKUB:''' It's called ''Hide and Seek'', Bluebry</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Hey, Wait a minute. We never said anything about that. How did you know?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. My Time Television showed me. It shows what is going to happen.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "You can buy one down at the Mary Sue store on St. Paul."</blockquote>

''{Cuts to 1-Up sitting on aa stool''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' My Name, is 1-Up, an I have Problem.</blockquote>

''in front of Strong Bad's Lappy 486. But, It's broken}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{turns to Skub}'' hey want some popcorn? But, It's broken. '''SKUB:''' I'd love To. But,</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Hey, It's my old Lappy. It's working again

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But, It's broken.</blockquote>

and Strong bad uses it now. I'll have to use it... just one more time.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I swore to myself never to use my powers again..."</blockquote>

<pre>1-Up,
What's with that spinny kick you do?
What kind of training does it take
to learn it?
You ate my lappy,
JelloB.</pre>

'''1-UP:''' The spin-kick is an attack I learned when I was a kid. Stinkoman taught it to me. It was the very first attack we learned. As for what kind of training I larn,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''canadians''</blockquote>

I learn all types of training. I learn them in Challenge Class at school. As for your last statement, I diddn't eat your Lappy, Jelly Bee. Hey, Good name by the way. A Jelly Bee!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' AAAH! Be careful with those exclamation marks—I almost had a heart attack! '''CHWOKA:''' WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FAT ''{Brooks hits Chwoka with a trolley.}''</blockquote>

Hmm... Jelly. That's making me hungry. ''{runs offscreen}'' Pudding Awaaaaaaaaaay!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Wow, pudding?? Innovation at its finest.</blockquote>

''{Cuts to Homestar Runner, Strong Bad and The Cheat watching TV with Cold Ones in there hands}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' hey look over their</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' I always thought that Bob loved Kate.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But,</blockquote>

Bob is an Evil Guy.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. This is a good show. Pass the Popcorn.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' this is the most unimaginative and depressing dialogue ever</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. The Popcorn is all gone.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{Strong Bad puts the pistol to his forehead. He's got one bullet, one chance to right all the wrongs.}''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'll get another packet of Popcorn. ''{gets up an walks into Kitchen}''

''{1-Up walks onscreen}''

'''1-UP:''' Guys.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shoosh. We're watching TV.

'''1-UP:''' Oh, Sorry. Where's my Dad?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Translated: "you're adopted"</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Thanks, The Cheat.

''{1-Up walks into the Kitchen. Cuts to the Kitchen where Homestar Runner is grabbing a packet of Popcorn}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is he German? Because that's the only explanation there is for him capitalizing every dang word.</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Hey, Dad.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is it, son?

'''1-UP:''' Doesn't it seem odd that someone steals Marzipan and Marzichan and one moment later, the house is destroyed.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "How could this happen."</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yes, that is odd.

'''1-UP:''' I think I might now wgho we're dealing with. But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But,</blockquote>

To make sure I'm correct we must think of what's been happening lately.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There was you dissapearing to the Future.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Nothing odd about that.</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Yes. Good, Good. ''{writes it down on a notepad}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{that just came out of nowhere}''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And there was the time Homeschool Winner stole Marzipan.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you see, he ''stole'' her because women are property</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' And the time Tampo was my Master. ''{writes it all down on the notepad}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And the time Sticklyman stole all the talismans of Power.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''talismen'' i believe</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Wait. Stop right there. All of this relates to one thing.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is it?

'''1-UP:''' It all makes sence. Sticklyman, Homeschool Winner, Master X, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Saargstton and Liekand. Look. What is the one thing that every enemy on the planet wants?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' just a little love</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Dark Elf.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' the baddest, most hardcore elf! heck yeah! '''SKUB:''' Th-this is from Mega Man</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Exactly. It all makes sence. The puzzle is being put together. We just need one final peice

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "i" before "e"</blockquote>

to the mystery.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's that?

'''1-UP:''' Oh, Come on! Isn't it obvious? Fine. I'll tell you. The Talismans, The Time Travel, The Super Powers, The Dark Elf. All these powers are controlled by...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' the invisible hand of capitalism.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Gasps}''

'''1-UP:''' Exactly.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD!!!</blockquote>

'''BOTH:''' Marzichan's Wand!

'''1-UP:''' Homeschool Winner stole Marzipan because master X gave him the abilaty to Time Travel and Homeschool Winner went against Master X because he wanted Marzipan's Invisible Necklace. The Necklace was transformed into a Wand when she secretly snuck away and lied to us saying she was going out for a coffee.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, She was really actualy going out to transform the necklace into a wand because Master X was a good guy and promised that it'd do good.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, the action never stops.</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''But,'''</blockquote>

He's Anger and Hatred

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' he ''is'' anger and hatred</blockquote>

against all living things took over so he became a bad guy because of an Evil Dark Spirit located in the Dark Orb.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' of Evil Darkness.</blockquote>

Marzipan's Wand was passed on to Marzichan to control. Marzichan was soon taken over by Master X and kept it secret from us. So, That explains it.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Explains what?

'''1-UP:''' Listen carefully. I am only going to say this once. When I was stuck in the future, a group of enemies abducted me into their Spaceship. Marzichan was one of the Enemies. I am guessing it is because of the wand.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So, If Marzichan and Marzipan have been stolen. Then that means...

'''1-UP:''' Every robot will be taken over by Darkness.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This is just retarded. No wonder it won a spaceship!</blockquote>

The Robots will go against everyone and then the human-race is done for, the world will belong... to the robots...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' never seen ''that'' before</blockquote>

''{Homestar Runner and 1-Up gasp}''

'''1-UP:''' We can't do anything now except sit and wait.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' just stay the course, don't cut and run</blockquote>

When I say it is time, We will get him... Whover

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Whover was our 31st president</blockquote>

he is. Tommorow, We will go back to our destroyed home to complete the puzzle and solve the mystery.

''{They both leave. The Paper comes down}''

== Fun Facts ==

*Bob and kate are both characters from a TV Show called "Blackadder" made by BBC.
*Homeschool Winner getting married to Marzipan is reffered to "Homestar Runner Movie 3: Mid-Life Crisis"

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' didn't see it</blockquote>

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visit Strong Bad and The Cheat. '''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, H...'