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'''1-UP EMAIL 58!'''

1-Up is emailed about someone who he hardly even knows.

'''Cast (in order of appereance):''' 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Homeschool Winner, Marzipan, Sticklyman. Jr, Sticklyman

== Transcript ==

''{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner walking into

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' a bar. and the priest says</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Well, I'm going to check my email. Okay, Dad? Okay?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "I can only check my email with my parents' permission because that's what the TV told me was the safe thing to do."</blockquote>

Umm... Nevermind.

''{1-Up sits down and starts checking emails on the broken Lappy}''

<pre> Where on earth is Carmen San Deigo????!
-the chief (Location not availible</pre>

'''1-UP:''' ''{typing}'' Where on Earth? Wasn't the name Earth banned by somebody and changed it to Planet K.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' that sentence changed from a question to a statement in no seconds flat!</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walks onscreen}'' Umm... 1-Up? What are you doing?

'''1-UP:''' Umm... Checking my email.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, Okay. But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But,</blockquote>

You can stop now.

'''1-UP:''' Do you know who Carmen San Diego is?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I've never met him. But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' '''But,'''</blockquote>

He emailed Strong Bad once. Hmm... Well, I guess we better start looking for Marzichan's Wand. ''{Starts walking towards a grave}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' what a segue</blockquote>

'''1-UP:''' Wait. Stop.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''hammertime''</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Stops walking}'' What is it?

'''1-UP:''' Iff you took one more step.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' said the sentence fragment</blockquote>

Then,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' But,—I mean—Then,</blockquote>

Sticklyman would come and start destroying you.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' STICKLYMAN?!

''{Cuts to a Flashback where Homestar Runner and Coach Z is in front of Homeschool Winner (who is knocked out) and sticklyman}''

'''COACH Z:''' Nevermind dat, Homstray!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' YUHHHH SON</blockquote>

Rush into deh score zorne!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Huh?

'''COACH Z:''' Fight them dangit!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oooh, fight theeeeem, done!

''{Homestar Runner kicks Homeschool out of the way and starts kicking Sticklyman and sends Sticklyman into the wall.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' and then he made a run on sentence and then he finished the run on sentence and then he didn't see anything wrong with the run on sentence and then his middle school english teacher shed a single tear</blockquote>

''Sticklyman gets out a laser gun, aims it at Homestar's head, and charges it}''

'''STICKLYMAN:''' This will be the first and last time you interfere with me... ''{Close up}'' So, Good bye...

''{He is about to let go of the trigger, when SMACK! Suddenly, Sticklyman is down, behind him is Marzipan, with a pissed-off look on her face. The laser makes a hole in the wall. Cuts back to Homestar Runner and 1-Up at the Graveyard}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He's back?

'''1-UP:''' Yes, He is. But,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' <big>'''But,'''</big></blockquote>

Now he is a Zombie.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm ready to face him.

'''1-UP:''' No, Dad. Your

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{turns to Chwoka}'' can i have some of you're popcorn?</blockquote>

too weak.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I can't live my life knowing that my wife and daughter are in trouble because of Sticklyman.

'''1-UP:''' They aren't in trouble because of Sticklyman. They are in trouble because of a person that is controlling the Sticklyman zombie. Sticklyman could even come back to life.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Takes a step back and accidently steps on a grave}''

''{Suddenly, Zombie and Monster hands start coming out of graves. Sticklyman and Sticklyman. Jr appear out of nowhere (Sticklyman is no longer a zombie)}''

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Hello, 1-Up!

'''1-UP:''' ''{Gasps}''

'''STICKLYMAN:''' Is that you Homestar Runner? My, My. I never knew that the chosen one was ''your'' son. Hmm... This could make things interesting. Son, I will fight Homestar Runner. You can fight the Chosen One. Just be careful of the Double Deuce.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "because it really sucks to be flipped off."</blockquote>

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Yes, Dad.

'''STICKLYMAN:''' Just in case you even think of trying to do a Tag Team attack, We have set up an arena where me and Homestar runner will battle.

''{Sticklyman clicks he's fingers.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Sticklyman Clicks: He ''is'' Fingers"</blockquote>

''Sticklyman and Homestar Runner dissapear}''

'''1-UP:''' No! Dad!

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Hehehehehe. The time has come. My father is the real Master of the X gang. Not that stupid Master X guy and also,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Bu—dangit—Also,</blockquote>

It's not 20X6 Coach Z.

'''1-UP:''' Huh? What are you talking about? I thought they were a trio of masters. The X Master Trio rules over the X Gang. It includes Sticklyman, Master X and whoever the guy in the 20X6 Stinkoman Game is.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "Now let me discuss its origins."</blockquote>

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Start fight, Sequence!

''{The zombies surround 1-Up and sticklyman. Jr so that there is no escape}''

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Hahahahahahah

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ahahahahah</blockquote>

ahahahahaha

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ahhaha... aha... a... ''{snores}''</blockquote>

haha! ''{jumps into a giant cyborg}'' Hahahaha

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{snores, then promptly wakes up}'' is it over yet</blockquote>

haha! You shall now die! ''{The Cyborg's Hand picks up 1-Up and smacks him on the ground over and over. When he stops, he starts spinning 1-Up around by the legs}''

'''1-UP:''' ''{whispers}'' Oh No! How can I use any attacks while he is holding me in he's Cyborg Hand.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' there are so many grammatical mistakes in this i'm just going to ignore it</blockquote>

''{Uses the Double Deuce and Nothing happens}'' What is going on?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i have ''no idea''</blockquote>

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' My cyborg can reject and deflect all types of blasts and attacks.

'''1-UP:''' Oh no! What am I going to do?

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' I could crush you with my Cyborg Hand! ''{Closes palm and crushes 1-Up. Then, He throws 1-Up on the ground}''

''{1-Up appears to be unconcious and eyes are closed. He has injuries and marks all over he's body}''

'''STICKLYMAN. JR:''' Hahahahahahaha! He's dead.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ...''He's'' dead or ''his'' dead?</blockquote>

All detection units see no sign of life in that body.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' oh please tell me it's all over</blockquote>

''{Leaves}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

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