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<p>4 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Markieemailcheck}}<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> <br /> I don't think this is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer spoof. Is it?<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Markie, Bowser, Ludwig von Koopa<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' ''{types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'}'' A toast...to the wonderfullest things in E-mail propaganda! ''{presses enter}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;Dear Markie,<br /> Do you have any knowledge of <br /> Boswers owning any evil <br /> dragons? I am hunting evil <br /> dragons! Please help, as <br /> you are a Yoshi!<br /> Sir Nekul&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MARKIE:''' ''{pronounces 'Nekul' as 'Knee-cool', starts typing}'' Oh ho ho! No, I don't remember hearing anything about Bowser 0WNAG3ING ''{OWNAGING}'' any evil dragons. Heck, dragons are a VERY rare occurance on Plit. Nobody seems to get the fact that I'm on a different planet. Actually, some people do. ''{presses enter}'' The good thing is, Bowser LOOKS LIKE an evil dragon, but that's what you want me to think. ''{presses enter}'' If you're looking for evil dragons, try either Trogador or those dragons on that PBS show &quot;Dragontales&quot;. Other than that, you're on your own, buster.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to interior Bowser's Castle, Bowser's Throne Room is seen. Instead of being seated on the Koopa-shaped throne, we see Bowser trying on what seems to be a 2-x-4-like arm cannon on his right arm. The camera pans down so that we can see Ludwig.}''<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' So, King Dad, how do you like it?<br /> <br /> '''BOWSER:''' ''{struggling to fit arm cannon}'' Meh, it's okay. What is this, anyway?<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' It's some double burner arm cannon I made in my spare time.<br /> <br /> '''BOWSER:''' ''{puts arm cannon on perfectly}'' Ah, there we go. So what does this do?<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' Well, all I can say is that it's a flamethrower-<br /> <br /> '''BOWSER:''' ''{furious, eyes turn red, extreme close-up}'' YOU INGRATE!!! ''{back to normal, still the close-up}'' ...oh. Heh, this is going to be fun. I'm going to torch stuff now with DOUBLE BURNING!!! ''{walks off-screen, but head pokes back on-screen}'' Oh, and there's a peanut butter jelly sandwich in the fridge, just in case you're hungry. I'll be back at ten. ''{pokes head out}''<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' ''{rubs hands together}'' Hehehe. This is going to be really fun...<br /> <br /> ''{Lemmy Koopa, riding on his circus ball, strolls in.}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMMY:''' What's going to be fun?<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' ''{suddenly glares at Lemmy's direction}'' YOUR FACE IST GOING TO BE FUN, ZHAT'S VHAT!<br /> <br /> '''LEMMY:''' You know, you should stop with the fake German accent.<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' NEVEIR! Zist is my hobby-<br /> <br /> ''{Lemmy looks bored.}''<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' Ergh, alright. I'll stop with the fake accent. But remember...this isn't an invention I'm going to show you.<br /> <br /> '''LEMMY:''' Then why-<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU KING DAD BURNINATING A RANDOM CITY! Check it out. ''{snaps fingers, a widescreen TV hauled by two coils of rope appears in front of Lemmy.}''<br /> <br /> '''LEMMY:''' King Dad...burninating...a random...city?<br /> <br /> ''{The monitor flickers on. It shows Giga Bowser with the arm cannon torching a giant metropolis on Plit.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIGA BOWSER:''' CRUSH! BUUUUUUURN! DIE!!!<br /> <br /> '''LEMMY:''' Ludwig?<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> '''LEMMY:''' I hate you sometimes.<br /> <br /> '''LUDWIG VON KOOPA:''' Good.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the monitor, where the rampage continues. A flash is seen, and the monitor is documented as a photograph. Captions appear on the top right screen.<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;...until Giga Bowser strikes!&lt;pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;Can Markie the Slaying Yoshinator save the day?<br /> Notta chance!&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> &lt;pre&gt;E-mail the creator at MarkieV101@aol.com&lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *Click on 'Giga Bowser' to see a 32-bit vector fight with Giga Bowser and Trogdor.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *Yes, Dragontales is a children's show on PBS. Go figure.<br /> *The fake accent gag is some running gag I found out on [http://lemmykoopa.com Lemmy's Land].<br /> <br /> {{M&amp;BBEmailTemp}}</div>

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