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==Overview==

Remember: Bluetooth is YOUR FRIEND.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/Markie]], [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/BurninatorBoombox]], [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/The Cheat]]

==Transcript==

'''MARKIE:''' ''{types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'}'' Okay player, pull up a chair. I'm Markie the Yoshi and I'm running for mayor. This is the e-mail, as if you care. ''{presses enter}''

<blockquote class="blueyemail">Dear Mk_97 (as I have come to know you as),<br />
Do you ever play any games?<br />
Hack The Cheat's Tangerine Dreams!<br />
Sincewely,<br />
T3h Mu</blockquote>

'''MARKIE:''' ''{pronounces "T3h Mu" as Teh Mooooooooon}'' Ugh. Dirty joke. ''{presses enter}'' Do I play any games? Uh, yeah. Ratchet and Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal for a start. Amplitude? Nah. Now for the BIG question: WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO HACK TANGERINE DREAMS?! Hacking is illegal, except if you hack ROMs, but I think I'm promoting ROM hacking and that's just not right.

''{Cut to the top of Markie's Treehouse. Markie is standing there. The words "A Campaign Against Hack-2-Hack Hackastrating" fly by in Eurostar font as cheesy politically stereotypical news music plays.}''

'''MARKIE:''' Hello, preschoolers! I'm compy representative Markie...the Yoshi. And I have come here today to give you a lesson on protecting your compy and laptops from TEH VIRUS...es. ''{caption "Virus!!!!11111" with a pic of some binary code appear at the top-right of the screen as the camera closes up on Markie}'' All you need is some WiFi paint, ''{red paint falls from the sky and drenches Markie with red}'' it helps keep out haxxors, a Bluetooth Sniper Rifle, ''{pulls out Sniper Rifle replica, except without the gun trigger}'', Norton AntiVirus, ''{pulls out Norton AntiVirus 2005 edition CD}'', and...leet skills. NOW! Pull out your Bluetooth Sniper, ''{brandishes Bluetooth Sniper Rifle}'' fire at the nearest outmoded compy, ''{camera scrolls right so that a lone Windows 98 is visible, then Markie snipes the Windows 98 MENTALLY, causing the computer to be electrocuted}'' then JAM THE NORTON ANTIVIRUS DISC IN! ''{throws disc at computer, chops half of it off in the process}'' Finally, smother it all with red WiFi paint! ''{gets out red bucket of WiFi paint and dumps the load on the computer}'' And...you have your very own...''{suddenly looks at the computer}''...wrecked up...red wreck...of sorts...that looks like a virus might've mangled it. But it helps protect you from haxxors!

''{Static. Fade back to Markie and the Bluey.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{typing}'' Four months after I released my guide to protecting computers in a 172 page book called "Protect Compy Haxxor From The!", ''{holds up book, then puts it back and continues typing}'' I sold 10 million copies. And made only 68 coins. How sad. ''{presses enter}'' So remember, if you want to be a hacker someday, DON'T! Hacking is bad. It leads to scary stuff. And it can kill you off the stage set as well. So...

''{Markie stands up. The camera is showing him standing up at a different angle.}''

'''MARKIE:''' DON'T BE A HACKER! DON'T BE A HACKER! DON'T BE A HACKER! DON'T BE A HACKER!

''{BurninatorBoombox joins in as he comes in from the left via tank wheels.}''

'''MARKIE and BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' DON'T BE HACKERS! DON'T BE HACKERS!

''{Surprisingly enough, The Cheat comes in.}''

'''MARKIE, BURNINATORBOOMBOX, and THE CHEAT:''' DON'T BE SOME HACKERS! (Meh menhah wuheh!) DON'T-

''{Record scratch. Markie looks at The Cheat.}''

'''MARKIE:''' Uh...you're going to get back at me for mentioning the Tangerine Dreams hack thing, huh?

'''THE CHEAT:''' Neh! (''Yes!'')

''{Fade to black. The sounds of the Ion Cannon firing is heard. Words appear on screen: "Moral of the Story: Don't grow up to be a hacker. Grow up to e-mail Markie"}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on 'hacker' to play a game called "Bluetooth Silent Scope: FORTE!!!"

==Fun Facts==
*This e-mail was inspired by [http://www.f-secure.com/weblog/ F-Secure's Weblog's April 17th Entry], where it pointed out Mozilla/Firefox's exploits.
*The way Markie says "T3h Mu' is a reference to [[HRWiki:personal favorites|personal favorites]] and [[HRWiki:Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon|The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]].

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