Super Sam: 7 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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7 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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==Overview==

Mashed topatoes!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Markie, Drastics, Sr. Blaugh, ThunderLakitu, BurninatorBoombox

==Transcript==

'''MARKIE:''' ''{types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'}'' Na na na na na na na na BOMBSHELL E-MAIL!!! ''{presses enter}''

<pre>Yo yo Yoshi foo!
What kinda stuff do you eat?
-stinkoman
Bowser's Castle (Prison)</pre>

''{reads "Yo yo Yoshi foo!" as "The Yo-Yo Yoshi Buffoon!" and stops}''

'''MARKIE:''' Whoa! You must be one of the homies from San Andreas. But in my literal sense, I don't know why I have so much bad Engrish. ''{continues reading, reads "-stinkoman" as "Capital ess tinkoman"}'' THE Stinkoman? I have problems. ''{presses enter, starts typing}'' What kinda stuff I eat, person of exty-six who is in the dungeon right now? That's easy! I'll just give my fellow humbrates ''{BSOD pops up: "NOT LEGIT!" and fades, then Markie continues typing}'' a survey on what kinda stuff I eat!

''{Cut to Shroomery Labs, Sector C. Drastics is typing something on his laptop in one of the desks. Scientists are running around like mad.}''

'''DRASTICS:''' ''{typing and speaking slowly}'' ...and...your order will...be filled...in the next...fifteen years...or so. ''{presses enter}''

''{Markie comes up to him from the left side of the screen.}''

'''MARKIE:''' Hey, man. I'm doing a survey for my fellow humbrates.

''{Drastics has a sudden look on his face}''

'''DRASTICS:''' Humbrates? What are you, legitimate?

'''MARKIE:''' Don't spoil the running gag. Anyways, I want you to tell me what kinds of stuff I eat.

'''DRASTICS:''' ''{close-up}'' Well, let's see...''{holds up fingers for each item listed}''...you eat Mashed Potatoes...pudding...pizza...and...I can't remember the rest.

''{Greyscale tone, screen freezes. A red Punchlabel font stamp overlaps the screen. It reads: "FAILURE!"}''

''{Cut to interior Vanilla Dome. Markie and Sr. Blaugh are standing on a lone island of rock surrounded by lava.}''

'''SR. BLAUGH:''' So, what kinds of food you like, eh? How about...''{extreme close-up}''...BLARGG-TYPE SALAD?!

''{Greyscale tone, screen freezes again. Label overlap: "A OTHER FAIL!!!"}''

''{Cut to TLHQ interior living room. ThunderLakitu and Markie are sitting on a ruby red couch.}''

'''THUNDERLAKITU:''' What kinds of foods you like? Uh...um...gimme a moment.

'''MARKIE:''' I'm not patient.

'''THUNDERLAKITU:''' ...wait, what?

''{Blah blah greyscale, blah blah freeze, label "MORE FAILING!!!"}''

''{And finally, we cut to Markie's Treehouse exterior. Markie and BurninatorBoombox are sitting on the grass.}''

'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Foods? Well I know all the foods you like. It's just that the snag is...that I forgot. All of them. I think.

''{GREYSCALE, FREEZE, LABEL: "FAIL A LOT!!!"}''

''{Cut back to Markie and the Bluey}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Mr. Challenge and Fighting, I don't know what kinds of foods I eat, no thanks to 1-UP! Erm, 7-UP! But, I can say, that Sprite will be my favorite soda. And it will always be. Right, Thirst?

''{Pan down to Markie's right shoe so that we can see Thirst from the present-day Sprite Ads.}''

'''THIRST:''' Right, yo! ''{close-up}'' Show 'em my motto!

<pre> _
| | OBEY YOUR THIRST
/ \
| |
| | SPRITE
| _ |
\/ \/ E-MAIL MARKIE</pre>

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "OBEY" to see 1-Up's attempt on drinking Sprite.
===Easter Egg Transcript===
''{We see 1-Up chugging down a party-size bottle of Sprite. After drinking it halfway, one of Stlunko's fists abruptly speeds in from the left side of the screen and punches 1-Up offscreen.}''

==Fun Facts==
Can YOU find them all? DO IT!

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