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==Overview==<br />
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Markie needs to do some clumputer keen-up. Erm, Computer Cleanup.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Markie, Drastics, BurninatorBoombox<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{types in "Markie_email_inbox.exe"}'' Yeah! Ooh! Twenty-first e-mail! Need to think of a better e-mail foreword! ''{presses enter}''<br />
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<pre>Hey d00d!<br />
It's time you cleansed your compy of gritty stuff.<br />
I did, and I had 634,925 Virii in my comp!<br />
-The Widget Crewl</pre><br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{pronouces "Crewl" as "Crawl"}'' Well, Fizzy Cruelty, uh...I won't get back to you on that. Maybe later. ''{presses enter}''<br />
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<pre>CLEANING TIME PROGROSSUM V2.1</pre><br />
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'''MARKIE:''' Ah, there we go.<br />
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<pre>What would you like to do today?<br />
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*Clean the computer of unwanted programisms<br />
*Eat stuff<br />
*DON'T BLOW WORLD UP</pre><br />
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'''MARKIE:''' Hmmm...hmmm...aha! ''{clicks on the first option}''<br />
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''{Cut to Shroomery Labs, where BurninatorBoombox and Drastics are.}''<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' So then he was all like, "Oh-em-eff-are dubya-teh-effzors! TEH APSPARTALYPSE!!!"<br />
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''{pause}''<br />
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'''DRASTICS:''' I have no idea what you just said.<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' HEATHEN.<br />
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''{Suddenly, the panic light goes off, and there is a red opacity flash.}''<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' AGGGGH-''{close-up}''-BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!<br />
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'''DRASTICS:''' ''{pan out}'' GASP! Something must be wrong with the system. I'm not sure what, but...''{zooms off}''<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Hey! Wait! Come back! Come BAAAAAAAAACK!!! I didn't mean to start a global crisis!<br />
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''{Cut back to you-know-where}''<br />
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<pre>Status...99% complete</pre><br />
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<pre>DONE</pre><br />
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'''MARKIE:''' Hmm...it's done. Now I'm off to see the next global crisis.<br />
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''{The hologram projector comes down.}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on "DONE" to see what's happening with the global crisis at Shroomery Labs.<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*BurninatorBoombox says "AGGGGHBLBLBLBLBL", the very famous HRWiki phrase and running gag.<br />
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{{M&BBEmailTemp}}</div>Super Sam