Super Sam: 13 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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13 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition

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==Overview==

Markie and the gang visit Markie's theme park-slash-carnivore...PWNZORMANIA!!!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Markie, Ticket Booth Guy at the Entrance, Witty Guy, Number One(of HJKL), Vaudeville Entertainer, Blast Maverick, Drastics, BurninatorBoombox, 1-Up, Stinkoman, Joel Dawson, Phil Argus, Blue Laser, Strong Bad, Markie.EXE, Homsar, Homestar Runner, Gunhaver(easter egg), Tampo(easter egg)

==Transcript==

'''MARKIE:''' ''{typing in "Markie_email_inbox.exe"}'' I like to thank ThatkidShim-Sham-Super-Sam for greatly using my made up Cheatese guy "Blast Maverick" in Gunhaver emails. Oh, and also because Shimmity-shammity has a lot of fun facts. Wrap your head 'round that, foo'. ''{presses enter}''

<pre>You have no new messages.</pre>

'''MARKIE:''' ''{pause}''...crap, he's right. WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ''{runs out of chair}''

''{Cut to behind the treehouse. Behind it is a HECKA BIG THEME PARK TYPE ATTRACTION.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{runs in}'' Alright folks, here's the big time! ''{pan out for a full shot of the HECKA BIG THEME PARK TYPE ATTRACTION which is actually a big theme park the size of Mountridesplace USA.}'' I call it...'''PWNZORMANIA!!!''' ''{PAWN-zor-mania}'' ''{logo appears, the PWN is crossed out and is replaced with PHONE}''

''{Cut to the park entrance, which is a row of three one-way ticket booths. Markie is in the foreground. In the background is the Ticket Booth Guy at the Entrance. In line are Witty Guy, Number One, and a bunch of badly drawn stick figures.}''

'''MARKIE:''' Our irrelevant ticket managers will deliver as fast as the speed of...your face!

''{pan in to the ticket booth}''

'''WITTY GUY:''' Hey, can I get two tickets and a free soda?

'''NUMBER ONE:''' You CHEAP JERK! They don't sell soda at the ticket booth. They sell it at the Soda Booth.

''{Quick cut to the Soda Booth, or as we like to call it, the "NOT SODA BUT FOR TICKETS BOOTH", a badly made stand selling Goldfish in a glass Rubik's Cube. A hobo is running the stand.}''

'''HOBO:''' Pillows! ...get your! Pillows?

''{brief flash back to the Ticket Booth}''

'''WITTY GUY:''' Oh! Buuuuuuuuurn.

'''Ticket Booth Guy at the Entrance:''' Hey, hey, if you want to commit arson, go arson your wares somewhere else, like, say, a script or something.

'''WITTY GUY:''' YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WA-

''{Number One glares at Witty Guy}''

'''WITTY GUY:''' -FERS. Vanilla Wafers.

''{Cut back to that "NOT SODA BUT FOR TICKETS BOOTH". It looks like a peanut butter jar filled with Cheetos is on sale.}''

'''HOBO:''' Va...nillers...wafers...Aaaaaah. Get some? They have to.

''{Cut to inside the park. A Vaudeville Entertainer wearing a showtime uniform dances around the park. Blast Maverick is watching him as if he's bored.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{off-screen}'' Our totally not-so-carefree entertainers will cheer you up and about whenever you feel bored or insignificantly shaken up a notch!

''{pan in to the two}''

'''Vaudeville Entertainer:''' ''{humming a broadway tune and doing a broadway dance}'' Ha hum ha hum, hummmm! Da da da da, da!

'''BLAST MAVERICK:''' That's it. ''{takes out laser pistol}'' You're dead. ''{cocks gun}''

''{Before Blast Maverick can fire, however, we abruptly cut to one of the "Throw Game" stands. BurninatorBoombox is hosting the stand. Behind him are three moose heads. Drastics walks up.}''

'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Press your luck! Throw three rings correctly and win some prize! Like, per se, a stick impaling, or so.

'''DRASTICS:''' Um, okay. ''{charges up fist with blue aura and throws the aura at the moose heads, causing them to turn into ash}''

'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Holy Bajeezus! You win...NO PRIZE!

'''DRASTICS:''' WHAT?! ''{sweatdrop}''

''{Pan to a "Test Your Strength"-esque kind of game. 1-Up and Stinkoman are in front of the queue line.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{announcing off-screen}'' Our fun kiddie...sorta...games will entertain you till your brains fly offa your wheelchair or something! Like our awesome ''TEST TEST MIKE TEST YOUR YOURS YOU'RE A STRENGTH STRONG!'' game!

'''1-UP:''' Oh boy! ''{brandishes large cartoony mallet}'' This challenge will surely prove that I can become the next guy! I'll probably receive sushi! Or better yet, some pudding!

''{1-Up whacks the leverage at the bottom, sending the metal ball flying up. It soon hits the bell, but in a turn of events, penetrates it, flying in the air and suddenly becoming a huge ball of fire. It lands on 1-Up, smushing him to death.}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{laughing}'' HA HA HA! YOU DIED! HA HA HA! You won some pudding! HA HA HA! You're certainly ''not'' the guy!

''{Cut to some very big roller coaster named "IONIZER". The color scheme is light blue and gray. We cut to Joel and Phil at the front of the queue line.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{announcing off-screen}'' We offer the best and most idiotic puke-puking coaster around! Like our Number one Grammy award winning modernization of "those coasters jim & jam", IONIZER!!!

'''PHIL:''' This park is stupid.

'''JOEL:''' Then why did you decide to go here in the first place?

'''PHIL:''' Eh, suicide.

''{Now we cut to the front of one of the coaster trains. A calm and bored Joel is at the right seat(left side), and Phil is screaming his guts and eyeballs out at the left seat(right side). The coaster goes in a 150 MPH Corkscrew motion.}''

'''PHIL:''' AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa''aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghghghghghghghgbbbaaaaaaaaaaaa''-

''{Abrupt cut to the ride exit. Phil is seen on the floor, lifeless and bloody.}''

'''JOEL:''' ''{his face appears on-camera in a close up}'' And that's what happens when you commit suicide on a coaster.

'''MARKIE:''' ''{off-screen}'' BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! ''{Joel's facial expression is suddenly shocked}''

''{Cut to the food court, which is actually two tennis courts combined. A lemonade and hot dog stand borders the front wall. Blue Laser is waiting for his order. Markie, who is currently serving as the stand manager, is wearing a chef's hat, emo sunglasses, white gloves, and brandishing the PAN OF PERIL a la Chef Torte.}''

'''MARKIE:''' We have a 100% percent ''{extreme close up}'' '''100 PERCENT''' ''{back to normal}'' food serve policy and satisfaction rating! That is, last time we checked, which is about three seconds ago!

'''BLUE LASER:''' WHERE IS MY RELISH AND MUSTARD HOT DOG?! SERVE ME ONE NOW OR I WILL LOATHE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!

'''MARKIE:''' ''{groans}'' Get out of here, Lance Wilson. Nobody likes your style.

'''BLUE LASER:''' THAT'S JUST PLAIN GREAT!!! ''{flounces off}''

''{Cut to the park entrance/ticket booth once again. Number One and Witty Guy are still waiting in line.}''

'''WITTY GUY:''' Hello? Our tickets? Of doom? And peril?

'''NUMBER ONE:''' ''{whispers}'' D-don't forget ''{elbow nudges Witty Guy}'' ''AND DEATH''.

'''WITTY GUY:''' No, that would just be sane.

'''Ticket Booth Guy at the Entrance:''' ''{inside booth}'' Um, hold on...''{rambling of contraptions is heard}'' I think I got it! ''{electric zapping, then collapsing is heard}''

'''NUMBER ONE:''' ''{looks at Witty Guy}'' He's dead.

'''WITTY GUY:''' No he IS! NEVER! IS! WOULD BE! ...erm, yeah, he is. I'm going in now.

''{Witty Guy enters the park, leaving Number One behind to fend for himself}''

'''NUMBER ONE:''' Wait! Get me an extra large ICEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!...

''{Cut then to a talent show stage. Strong Bad is up, apparently dancing and singing to some rock-pop song.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{announcing}'' Talent shows will be held here 284 days a year, with the exception of Cellphone days and persecutions of wallets!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' And you can buy me some chocolate flavored purses! And you can buy me some vanilla flavored The Cheats!

''{canned clapping, then time bombs fly out of nowhere at Strong Bad}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{POW!}'' Ooof! Wha- hey! ''{dodges}'' What the crap are you do-

''{Cut to a cyan obelisk in the center of a garden. A few people are standing around it, in awe of its...travesty.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{announcing}'' One of our newest features, ''"Dumb Advice from a NetNavi"'', will make you use Cheese Whiz as your new grease remover in no time!

''{Close up of the obelisk. On one of the obelisk's sides is a widescreen TV monitor showing Markie.EXE.}''

'''MARKIE.EXE:''' ...and when you see the pizzarazzi...SHOOT THEM GOOD OL' CAMERAS!!!

''{Cut to the people standing around the obelisk. They actually look like the press. They take out their notepads and start writing down what Markie.EXE said.}''

''{Finally, we cut to a bomb shelter with a lot of distorted mirrors. Homestar is walking around confusedly.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{announcing}'' If this park isn't dazingly-thrown-up for you, then why don't you try out WINCHESTERED MIRROR BOMB SHELTER OF COLD WARS!!!

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{looking in one of the mirrors}'' Oooh, hello Homeschool Firecracker. How ares me today? You look fine. Mighty Tarzan fine. Gimme all your bucks!!!

''{the elevator falls on Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{muffled}'' Oh cwap! This is definitely not a good day for me Star Runner.

''{Cut back to the front of the park. Markie is visible.}''

'''MARKIE:''' So come on down to the PWNZORMANIA! Only for 395 payments of $103.28 ''{caption "395 payments of ripoff money" appear, then fade}'', we shall possibly condemn you to have fun at this cliché park type thing of sorts! Come in the next 74 minutes and you will receive a "MARS KAY AWEXOME" shirt ''{"MARS KAY AWEXOME" shirt appears, then fades}'' for 498 mice! Come now! We're possibly not ripping off Kilroy!

''{A hillside view of the park. The hologram projector comes down. After three seconds, the words "ADVERTISING #1" and "ADVERTISING #2" appear beneath the hologram projector.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on ''"ADVERTISING #1" to see Gunhaver test his strength:

==Fun Facts==

===Real-World References===
*This email goes in the style of [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail104.html theme park].
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