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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
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Watch as BurninatorBoombox uses leetspeak action to destroy the viruses that might've infected the Bluey OS 289! Well, almost. Part one of two of the full e-mail.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/Markie|Markie]], [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/BurninatorBoombox|BurninatorBoombox]]<br />
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'''Page Title:''' ert+ is your fiend<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{typing 'Markie_email_inbox.exe' while singing}'' D4 emailer, power to the emails! ''{presses enter}''<br />
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<blockquote class="blueyemail">ert+<br /><br />
y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh<br /><br />
Marki15456 `-------++++++gf<br /><br />
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg<br /><br />
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From Virus Inc.</blockquote><br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{reads 'ert+' like 'er-tee', 'y76p;' as 'why-seven-six-peed pathetic semi-colon', reads '<nowiki>'0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'</nowiki>' as 'Tuquee Lukee', then stops}'' What the crap is this trashy smut? And it has a Marki ''{said like 'Mar-kye' with 'kye' as in 'bye'}'' in it. And it's from Virus In- ''{pauses, then starts typing}'' HOLY CRAP! Virus Inc! Those viruses that edited CP's H*R story! I better call in the specialist!<br />
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''{No sooner than he calls when BurninatorBoombox falls from the top of the screen, with an audible noise of the roof being punctured before that. He lands on Markie's lap.}''<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Did somebody say...<br />
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''{Cue cheesy fanfare music and bright visuals of Yoshies blowing trumpets.}''<br />
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'''RANDOM CHOIR MEMBERS:''' ''{singing}'' THE SPECIALIST!!!<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' That's me!<br />
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''{Uncue cheesy stuff.}''<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{sighs, the camera pans to a tilted angle where the monitor of the Bluey isn't visible, but the two are}'' Okay, enough with the crazy intro stuff. Get this stuff off my monitor!<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Have you tried...<br />
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''{You know what happens next.}''<br />
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'''RANDOM CHOIR MEMBERS:''' NORTON ANTIVI-<br />
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''{The cheesy visuals and music abruptly end when a nuclear explosion occurs.}''<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' Well, okay, ''{camera pans back to e-mail visible view}'' I'll try. ''{types in 'NortonAntivirus.exe'. This list pops up:}''<br />
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<blockquote class="blueyemail">Welcome to Norton Antivirus Bluey 'dition!<br /><br />
*Scan for Viruses<br /><br />
*Check for Updates<br /><br />
*Firewall<br /><br />
*Spam and blah<br /><br />
*A turkey<br /><br />
*Kung fu attack file cryption<br /><br />
*WTF is this option?<br /><br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{Markie presses down on the keyboard and a blue aura highlights 'Scan for Viruses'. He presses enter, and a pop-up appears, saying 'SCANNING FOR FIVE SECONDS'.}''<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' And now you wait for stuff to ha-<br />
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''{He is cut off when the pop-up appears again, saying 'Scan Complete. 1 Virus Found.'}''<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' Hmm...<br />
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''{Markie presses enter. The pop-up is replaced with another pop-up, saying 'Scan Found: :Filter.VInc//Marki.A:''.}''<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{shudders}''<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Aha! The only virus in the world that can be removed by leetspeak!<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' I don't get it.<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' Simple. Return to sender!<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{shifty eyes}'' Well, I'm thinking what you're thinking. Let's go spam leetspeak back to sender bender fender mender whatsoever...er! ''{screen freezes, someone voices over}''<br />
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'''''WILL MARKIE AND BURNINATORBOOMBOX STOP THE MONOLITHICALLY FOGGY CORRUPTED BINARY CODE SHOTGUN OF DOOM WIELDED BY THE MASTERS OF VIRUSES THEMSELVES? DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DIAL, MISTER!'''''<br />
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''{The hologram projector comes down, saying 'I PWNS YOU' with the obvious e-mail text above it.}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on 'I PWNS YOU' to hear this little soundbite:<br /><br />
:'''MARKIE:''' Har har har. Getting a little impatient are we? Well, you'll just have to find out the rest...AFTER THE BREAK! ''{maniacal laughter}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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===Explanations===<br />
*The IP user for the person who sent the e-mail also edited CP's story.<br />
*Obviously there's no such thing as a Bluey 'dition for Norton Antivirus.<br />
**Also there is no such thing as a virus that can be removed with leetspeak. I made that one up for good humor.<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
*The line 'I PWNS YOU' is from the Other Character Email Homsar's [[Other Character Email Homsar/PWNAGE|PWNAGE]].<br />
*This is a half-parody of the SBEmail [[HRWiki:virus|Virus]].<br />
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{{M&BBEmailTemp}}</div>Super Sam