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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
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It's Joel Dawson! ...or IS IT?!<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/Markie|Markie]], [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/In-Depth Characterisms/BurninatorBoombox|BurninatorBoombox]], [[HRWiki:Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]](easter egg)<br />
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'''Page Title:''' Vaati is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{types in 'Markie_email_inbox.exe'}'' Shooooooooooooop-mail. A one, two, three! ''{presses enter}''<br />
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<blockquote class="blueyemail">Dear Ezlo the Minish Cap,<br /><br />
Why don't you ditch Link and hang out<br /><br />
on my head? I am answering this email<br /><br />
on Witchesbrew's computer.<br /><br />
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-Joel Dawson, Soon to be the wearer of<br />
you.</blockquote><br />
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'''MARKIE:''' ''{confused}'' Double-you-tee-eff? ''{presses enter, starts typing}'' Look, Joel, I am A YOSHI. And I've played The Minish Cap. And I'm not Ezlo. And...stuff. Yeah, stuff. So, look, back off, okay? I've got an Ion Cannon and I ain't afraid to use it! I think. Hmm...Diminish Cap. Diminish Cap. Look how the 'the' rhymes! D! XD! ''{pronounces it like 'ecks-dee'}'' EXE! ''{e ecks e}'' I'm having pointless fun! W0000000000000000000000000000- DEFLEET- nah.<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' ''{pops out from left}'' Yo, Markie, can I delete your save file one?<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' No. Files two and three are...available. And free. And not rhyming. For all I care.<br />
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'''BURNINATORBOOMBOX:''' No...''{holds up DS and looks at monitor}'' Oh, wait, you're right. ''{pops in off-screen}''<br />
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'''MARKIE:''' Wow, what a pointless e-mail. This should be really more of the pointless. Soon. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...''{presses enter, starts typing}'' So you see, Joel Dawson, I AM NOT YOUR BROOM. And that's it. So you can go now and mope around about how uncool you are.<br />
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''{The hologram projector comes down. 'Click here to E-mail Markie at MarkieV101@aol.com (seriously, it's not a fake)}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on 'mope' to see Homestar multi-tasking on humming the Zelda tune and prancing around like an idiot dressed as Link.<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*"So you can go now and mope around about how uncool you are."<br />
**A reference to Bonus Stage #40: Accursed Meeting.<br />
*The XD joke comes from Chef Torte's fan fiction on NWP, 'The Good, Bad, and the Torte'. "Ecksdee?"<br />
*Markie really has played the Minish Cap on the DS.<br />
*"I AM NOT YOUR BROOM" is a title of a TMBG song.<br />
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{{M&BBEmailTemp}}</div>Super Sam