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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Cast (in order of appearance}:''' Luigi, Mario, Styx Fan, Wario, Waluigi, Bob-omb, Leonidas, Koopa Mailman, Grampa Luigi.<br />
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'''Places:''' Luigi's Room, The Living Room, The Door.<br />
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'''Computer:''' Lappy 486.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' ''{roboticly}'' All your Emails are belong to Me!<br />
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''{Mario comes in from the right dressed in a Star Trek Uniform.}''<br />
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'''MARIO:''' What you Say?<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' ''{whispering}'' Not now, Mario! We can do that after this Email!<br />
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'''MARIO:''' ''{glummly}'' Aww. ''{walks away.}''<br />
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''{Luigi opens up the email.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: Visit</div><br />
Hey, Sonny! <br/><br />
Remember me? I'm'a comin' over to visit!<br/><br />
Well, bye Sonny!<br/><br />
Ol' Grandpa Luigi<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' ''{excited}'' Grampa Luigi? I'm so excited! And there's my old technology expert! You learned how to email fast! You we're always the mad inventor ''{sighs.}''<br />
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''{Luigi gets up and goes into the Living Room. You can see Styx Fan on the couch. It shows that he's watching No Signal Fuzz (and he's laughing at it.}''<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' I'm not going to ask.<br />
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''{the doorbell rings. Luigi excitedly gets it, only to find Wario and Waluigi.}''<br />
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'''WARIO:''' ''{trying not to laugh}'' Special Delivery!<br />
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'''WALUIGI:''' ''{also trying not to laugh}'' Yeah, Special Delivery.<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' Is it from Grampa Luigi?<br />
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'''WARIO:''' ''{still trying not to laugh}'' Sure!<br />
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'''WALUIGI:''' ''{still trying not to laugh}'' No. I mean Yes!<br />
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''{Luigi takes the package. He opens the package only to find a Bob-Omb.}''<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' Uh-Oh!<br />
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''{cuts outside the house. A Giant Explosion takes the roof off. The roof comes back down. Cut to inside Luigi is charred.}''<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' How could I fall for that the third time in a row?!?!<br />
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''{The Doorbell rings again. Luigi gets it only to find Leonidas.}''<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' This is Madness!<br />
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'''LEONIDAS:''' Madness? ''{dramatic pause}'' THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!! ''{Leonidas Kicks Luigi to the ground.}''<br />
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''{Leonidas leaves. Luigi gets back up and is bleeding all over. The door rings yet again. Luigi glummly gets it to find a Mailman Koopa holding a package.}''<br />
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'''MAILMAN KOOPA:''' Special Delivery for a Mr. Luigi.<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' ''{glummly}'' That's Me! ''{glummly takes the package}'' Hey is there an Explosive inside of here?<br />
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'''MAILMAN KOOPA:''' Nope!<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' Are you gonna kick me?<br />
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'''MAILMAN KOOPA:''' No!<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' Good!<br />
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''{the Mailman Koopa hands Luigi a Clipboard. Luigi signs it then kicks the Koopa.}''<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' ''{reading the package}'' Do not use Knife to open this. Hmm. Must be that Blow-Up Doll I ordered.<br />
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''{Luigi rips the top of the Package off. Out of the Package pops a Thin Old Man with Einstein-like hair, a mustache, Goggles on his forehead, Round Glasses, A white Labcoat with a Green L on it's breastpocket, Black Rubber Gloves, Blue Pants, and Black Rubber Boots.}''<br />
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'''OLD MAN:''' SUPRISE!!!<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' ''{screams and falls to the floor. He Gets back up}'' Grampa Luigi?<br />
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'''GRAMPA LUIGI:''' In Person!<br />
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'''MARIO:''' Hey! Where's Grampa Mario?<br />
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''{Both Luigi and Grampa Luigi Burst out Laughing}''<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' Grampa Mario?<br />
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'''GRAMPA LUIGI:''' That guy's Dull and Boring!<br />
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'''MARIO:''' But, I thought he was cool!<br />
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'''GRAMPA LUIGI:''' ''{at the same time as Luigi}'' THEN YOU'RE NOT!!!<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' ''{at the same time as Grampa Luigi}'' THEN YOU'RE NOT!!!<br />
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''{Mario runs off Crying.}''<br />
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'''GRAMPA LUIGI:''' So how's it been Sonny?<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' Oh not Bad, I was voted the most bravest man in The Mushroom Kingdom, I became a billionaire and bought my own mansion, then I became a Ghostbuster, then I finally decided to settle down here in Wiki City.<br />
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'''STYX FAN:''' Liar! If you were a billionaire, you'd buy your own house instead of living here!<br />
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'''LUIGI:''' At least I can tie my own Shoes!<br />
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'''STYX FAN:''' MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!</div>Counting Blue Cars