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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Synopsis ==<br /> Noxigar reads [[Bell Quest]] and gives Bling his own adventure.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' Gee, it sure is boring around here.<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' MAH BOI, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' Can we ''please'' start the Jeffersons?<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' No, Homsar is doing that.<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' I want to do something!<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' Bling, every time you've been left alone, you got kidnapped!<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' It's your fault for leaving me alone in your house, Bellstrom!<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' ''{groans}'' Alright, you can go on your own adventure. That adventure will be to the moon.<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' Oh boy, the moon!<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' You have to promise that you won't get kidnapped again.<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' How hard could a promise like that be?<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' Just promise already!<br /> <br /> ''{Bling rolls his eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' I promise to not get kidnapped again, and to eat all the boxes of Captain Crunch I had you buy for me so I could win that sweepstakes.<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' Good, now to the moon we go!<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' Can I bring some friends?<br /> <br /> '''BELLSTROM:''' I suppose, just don't bring too many...<br /> <br /> ''{Bling runs out of the house through the front door. He sees a diamondhead snake.}''<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' Hey, dimondhead snake. Want to come with me to the moon?<br /> <br /> '''DIAMONDSNAKE:''' Oh, the moon! Sure, but I can't really see you. You're not hot enough.<br /> <br /> ''{Laughtrack}''<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' Let me carry you to some of my other friends.<br /> <br /> ''{Bling and the Diamondhead Snake visit Bellson's house, ringing the doorbell. Bellson opens the front door.}''<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' Aggh! A diamondhead snake!<br /> <br /> '''DIAMONDSNAKE:''' Do you wish to go with me and Bling to the moon?<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' It does beat a whole Haruhi Suzumiya marathon, I suppose...<br /> <br /> '''DIAMONDSNAKE:''' Do you mean just a bunch of reruns you've already seen in Japanese?<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' Kinda. They'll be in English.<br /> <br /> '''DIAMONDSNAKE:''' Yeah, come with us to the moon please. Something eventful versus something uneventful and I feel all woozy inside. Almost like I want to bite you!<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' Don't!<br /> <br /> '''DIAMONDSNAKE:''' 'Kay. Let's go.<br /> <br /> ''{Bling, Bellson, and the Diamondhead Snake continue their journey, stopping by at a house. They knock, and Homeschool Winner opens the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' ...why do I want to go on the moon?<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' I want my own adventure because Bellstrom keeps hogging all of them.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' I'll go, since you'll probably get kidnapped without me.<br /> <br /> ''{Homeschool, Bling, Bellson, and the Diamondheaded Snake all walk to NASA. The NASA Commander stops them.}''<br /> <br /> '''NASA COMMANDER:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' Why not?<br /> <br /> '''NASA COMMANDER:''' By the time you all get there, you'll all be like, thirty-seven years old.<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' ...in a row?!<br /> <br /> '''NASA COMMANDER:''' NO!<br /> <br /> '''BLING:''' I wanted an adventure...<br /> <br /> '''NASA COMMANDER:''' Don't involve the moon, man! It's not made out of cheese or anything! It's just a floating ball in space, where there is no oxygen and you'd probably freeze to death. Speaking of that, you could go freeze yourself on Mount Everest.</div>

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