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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br />
Liame gets a vampire baby and Gasping People are in jail.<br />
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'''CAST:''' Liame, John, Vampire Baby, Gasping people<br><br />
'''PLACES:''' Liame's Basement, Liame's Front Yard, Jail ''{Easter Egg}''<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{Open to Liame's basement. Liame and John are in there.}''<br />
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'''LIAME:''' What is e-mail? Baby don't e-mail me, mail me, no more-oh-wo...<br />
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''{Pan out to see John head bobbing}''<br />
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'''LIAME:''' John, it won't work, we aren't in a car.<br />
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''{An e-mail pops up on Liame's compy}''<br />
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<pre>Dear Liame,<br />
You are entitled for a free vampire hunt at your house if you email back.<br />
Sincerely yours,<br />
Simon Belmont. <br />
</pre><br />
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'''LIAME:''' Vampire? Wait, a hunt or a vampire? I think it's a vampire.<br />
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'''JOHN:''' I WANNA VAMPIRE!<br />
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'''LIAME:''' OK, then let's e-mail back! What should we right?<br />
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'''JOHN:''' I wanna type it!<br />
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'''LIAME:''' OK...<br />
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''{A few types later...}''<br />
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'''JOHN:''' DONE!<br />
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'''LIAME:''' OK, let's see what you wrote...<br />
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<pre><br />
deer simon<br />
wii want vampir at me and liames house now<br />
frum<br />
jon and liame<br />
</pre><br />
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'''LIAME:''' No, no, no, grammar is your friend!<br />
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''{A FEW TYPES BY LIAME LATER...}''<br />
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'''LIAME:''' OK, come read.<br />
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<pre>Dear Simon,<br />
We want a vampire at our house.<br />
From,<br />
Liame and John<br />
</pre><br />
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'''JOHN:''' Your grammar is bad.<br />
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'''LIAME:''' No, your grammar is bad. Let's just send this.<br />
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''{Liame clicks send. The doorbell rings. Cut to outside Liame's house.}''<br />
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'''JOHN:''' Hmm... Theres a note on that package...<br />
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'''LIAME:''' I shall read it.<br />
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''{Liame picks it up}''<br />
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'''NOTE:''' Yo, I'm a talking note! OK, now, This is yo free vampire baby. You know, vampires are illegal, yo. NOW PUT ME DOWN, FOO!<br />
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''{Liame picks up the package and goes to the basement. He opens it.}''<br />
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'''VAMPIRE:''' Goo!<br />
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'''JOHN:''' Awww...<br />
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'''LIAME:''' YOU CHANGE THE DIAPERS! HAHA!<br />
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'''VAMPIRE:'''P-p-p-p-PARSLEY FRUIT!<br />
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'''JOHN:''' Oh my Parsley Fruit his first word.<br />
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'''LIAME:''' You know, vampires are illegal after the first word.<br />
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''{They throw the baby at the gasping people}''<br />
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'''GASPING PEOPLE:''' Awww...<br />
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''{The gasping people go outside. A siren is heard}''<br />
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'''LIAME:''' Yes! NOW they could get out of my house when they are arrested!<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on the window at the end to see Gasping People in jail.<br />
*At the beginning, click on "Simon Belmont" for a movie poster saying "Sigh Man: BELL OF VERMONT"<br />
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==Real Life References==<br />
*The intro is a reference to the hit song What is Love?<br />
**John headbobbing after that is a reference to a show on Comedy Central where What is Love? was on the radio and three guys where head bobbing.</div>Lemon Demon43