https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Liamemail.omelet%2FbeastLiamemail.omelet/beast - Revision history2026-06-20T14:12:40ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Liamemail.omelet/beast&diff=119237&oldid=prevBrerose at 06:33, 28 February 20092009-02-28T06:33:07Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''THE BEAST:''' ''{walks into Liame's basement, which just got repaired from the damage from Alien with a gun}'' I AM CHECK MAIL.<br />
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''{Before the beast man guy tries to sit down, The Cricket chirps}''<br />
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'''THE BEAST:''' ...CRICKET SHUT UP.<br />
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'''CRICKET:''' Ahahahahaha no.<br />
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'''CAPTCHA:''' ''{tries to imitate the Cricket}'' Chirrrrp!<br />
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'''THE BEAST:''' ...How the hell did you get here?<br />
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'''CAPTCHA:''' Just did. Wanna hear my owl impression?<br />
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'''THE BEAST:''' NO GET OUT.<br />
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'''CAPTCHA:''' Meany. ''{walks out}''<br />
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''{the gasping people gasp}''<br />
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'''THE BEAST:''' ...Will everybody just shut up?<br />
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'''EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM:''' No.<br />
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'''GASPING PEOPLE:''' Gasps!<br />
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''{The laughing people laugh}''<br />
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'''BELL:''' ''{walks in}'' HAY GUYS WANT SOME OF MY CANDY if you know what I mean<br />
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'''BEAST MAN:''' GOD NO I DON'T GET OUT RETARDS I HATE YOU.<br />
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''{Dead silence}''<br />
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'''BEAST MAN:''' Thank god. ''{sits down and commotion starts}''<br />
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'''BELL:''' Hey 5 year old want some candy?<br />
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''{The Laughing People laugh and the Gasping People Gasp. Michael Myers comes in}''<br />
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'''MICHAEL MYERS:''' Hello. I came here to kill Mr... Beast Man? Yeah.<br />
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'''BEAST MAN:''' OH GOD WHO LET HIM IN.<br />
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'''ELMO:''' I did.<br />
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'''5 YEAR OLD:''' Beww cans I haves my candy now?<br />
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''{the Laughing People laugh}''<br />
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'''BELL:''' Sure little fella.<br />
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''{CUTS TO BLACK SCREEN SOON CUTS BACK}''<br />
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'''BELL:''' ...What? I just gave him some Laffy Taffy.<br />
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''{Pause}''<br />
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'''BEAST MAN:''' DAMNIT.<br />
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''{rewinds time so Liame and Lemon never died and they are still battling BEAST MAN}''<br />
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'''LEMON:''' ...How did we get here again?<br />
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''{Beast Man shoots himself}''<br />
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'''LIAME:''' ...So, we won?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Let's leave now.<br />
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''{fade to black. There are gold text}''<br />
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'''TEXT:''' Dedicated to Beastman. RIP Beastman Mcgee ''"DAMNIT"'' 1741 - 2008</div>Brerose