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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>You do not want to come out. The have to cut open your mom's stomach. Your mother is mad at you. Your aunt has made you a bank account with 1000 bucks. These are your stats: (randomly generated, don't blame me if your stats suck.<br /> <br /> Gender:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|2}}<br /> | 1=Male<br /> | 2=Female}}<br /> <br /> Charm:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}<br /> | 1=Charming as a rock<br /> | 2=Displeasing<br /> | 3=Not so charming<br /> | 4=Kinda charming<br /> | 5=Charming<br /> | 6=Pretty Charming<br /> | 7=Cool<br /> | 8=Awesome<br /> | 9=Super Charming<br /> | 10=Omega}}<br /> <br /> Intelligence:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}<br /> | 1=Retarded<br /> | 2=Stupid<br /> | 3=Dumb<br /> | 4=Less Smart<br /> | 5=Average<br /> | 6=Smart<br /> | 7=Intelligent<br /> | 8=Genius<br /> | 9=Gifted<br /> | 10=Brainchild}}<br /> <br /> Attractiveness:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}<br /> | 1=Ugly as Ur Mum (aka, real real ugly)<br /> | 2=Gross<br /> | 3=Ugly<br /> | 4=Unattractive<br /> | 5=Attractive<br /> | 6=Above average<br /> | 7=Hot<br /> | 8=Sexy<br /> | 9=Gorgeous<br /> | 10=Omega Sexy}}<br /> <br /> STRONGNESS:{{#switch:{{#rand:1|10}}<br /> | 1=Weak old man<br /> | 2=Weakling<br /> | 3=Lesser<br /> | 4=Able<br /> | 5=Firm<br /> | 6=Strong<br /> | 7=Tough<br /> | 8=Bodybuilder<br /> | 9=Epic<br /> | 10=Superman}}<br /> <br /> WRITE IT DOWN! Now, continue...<br /> <br /> [[LIFE: The Game/cont1|Continue]]</div>

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