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<p>there chaos i took you out of it</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Open to a main street in an abandoned Wiki City. In the middle of it is haos, Badstar, Zoo, and Raiku. Each of them is wearing body armour and they are each holding a gun.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Heh, who knew? That Wiki City would end up being overrun by the undead?<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' They're not undead. They're diseased human beings that have been robbed of their consciousness, their minds, and their souls.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' So they're undead?<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' No. They're Zombies, but not undead.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' ''{Offscreen}'' HEY GUYS<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' Wait, what are you doing?<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to reveal Raiku standing on an abandoned car, it's alarm about to go off at any second.}''<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' RAIKU YOU MORON, GET OFF OF THERE, YOU'LL ATTRACT THE H-..<br /> <br /> ''{The car's alarm goes off, attracting masses of zombies.}''<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' I hate you. I really hate you.<br /> <br /> ''{Hundreds of zombies come from each direction to attack the survivors. Sure enough, they each pull out a massive weapon and they start shooting.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' You know, I'm usually a non-violent person, but this really takes an edge off of my stress.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Really? Now that you mention it, it's an excellent way to vent.. ''{Checks pocket, and pulls out a pipebomb.}'' Oh, I forgot I had one of these. ''{Throws the pipebomb across the street, luring the zombies towards it.}'' BIG BOOM. ''{The pipebomb explodes with the zombies around it, taking them with it.}''<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' Wow. That actually worked. Nice one.<br /> <br /> ''{A growling noise is heard in the distance}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Wait.. is that a-..<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' Yep.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' TANK!!<br /> <br /> ''{A huge, musclebound zombie version of Dinoshaur bursts in through a fence. Another horde come in with him.}''<br /> <br /> '''DINOTANK:''' MAH BAWLS IN YO FACE!!! MAH BAWLS IN YO FAAAAACE!!!<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' Bitch, you HAVE to be joking me.<br /> <br /> ''{Dinotank picks up a nearby car and tosses it at the survivors. He just misses.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' Say... Badstar? You don't have another pipebomb, do you?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' All out.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' Crap.<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' ''{Starts shooting at Dinotank.}'' Hey guys, I hate to break up your conversation, but can you... you know? HELP ME KILL THIS THING?!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' but it's dinoshaur ;_;<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' ...IT'S A TANK.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Oh, you're no fun. ''{Shoots at Dinotank.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Molotov! ''{Smashes molotov cocktail over his head, setting him on fire. He then runs towards Dinotank and hugs him. The fire damage ends up killing Dinotank and leaving Raiku slightly injured.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' Wow. That.. worked. Thanks Raiku.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' ...ANY TIME.<br /> <br /> ''{Timeswipe. The survivors are walking down a dark alley, towards a staircase that will take them to the top of the building. Suddenly, crying is heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' Guys.. turn off your lights.. IT'S A WITCH.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoo quickly points his in the direction of the witch, revealing it to be JCM.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' Hey! It's Jicem!<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' LEMME AT HIM!!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR, ZOO, AND HAOS:''' RAIKU, NO!!<br /> <br /> ''{Raiku kicks JCM and startles him, causing JCM to start clawing at Raiku with his witch claws. Everyone stops.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Hey haos.. Shouldn't we help?<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' No. We just watch.<br /> <br /> ''{A minute later, JCM has finished clawing Raiku and leaves. Zoo goes up to him and revives him.}''<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' Okay.. All we need to do now is to climb that staircase. Let's just do it.<br /> <br /> ''{The 4 make their way up the staircase, until suddenly, a smoker grabs haos by the neck and starts pulling him down.}''<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' Shit.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' Oh look. It's Bluebry. Hey Bluebry!<br /> <br /> ''{Smokerbry acknowledges the greeting and waves back. Suddenly he decides to give up, freeing haos and leaving.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO:''' Aw, that's nice of him.<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' ..LET'S GET OUR SKINNY ASSES UP HERE. NOW.<br /> <br /> ''{Timeswipe. The crew are now on the roof of the building. They are all huffing for breath.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' We.. We made it. WE MADE IT!! WE'RE ALIVE!!!<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' Son, we only just crossed the street.<br /> <br /> ''{A helicopter flies over them.}''<br /> <br /> '''HELICOPTER:''' ANY SURVIVORS REPORT TO KIRBYCHU'S RESORT FOR RESCUE, KIRBYCHU'S RESORT TO RESCUE!!<br /> <br /> '''HAOS:''' I guess I know where we're going then.<br /> <br /> ''{The camera zooms out on the survivors, with sinister music playing.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE END.'''</div>

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