https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=LAWYERS%21%21%21%2F2idLAWYERS!!!/2id - Revision history2026-04-10T14:16:56ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=LAWYERS!!!/2id&diff=138305&oldid=prevPoodlemuffin at 01:45, 18 June 20092009-06-18T01:45:13Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Open: the county courthouse.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Alright, kid. I busted you out of the clink, so watch yer step.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Uh... okay. Anyway, thanks for getting me out. Seriously, a year sentence for kicking down a door?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' You'd be surprised how much that door was worth. It took several hundred buffalo just to make the grease that kept that door from creaking.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Well, at least they did a good job making it. It didn't make a single noise when I kicked! ...Excluding the loud thump of course. Anyway, do I have a new case or what?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Yep. We've got a good one, too. Says in this case file ''{holds up a folder}'' that we've got a murder on our hands.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Murder? Oh, this could be easy! I've played every Ace Attorney game known to man!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' I don't think that's gonna help 'cuz I'm not growing boobs any time soon. Regardless, we've gotta start looking around. Where do you suggest we head?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Well, the obvious place to head is where the victim was murdered. Who was this victim anyway?<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Her name was Agatha Lansbury, famed author. I know this because I read the case file. I don't, however, know anything about her, nor where she lives. ... We're kind of in a pickle.<br />
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''{Pause.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' You got a phone book on you?<br />
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''{Cut: Ms. Lansbury's house. Books are scattered here and there, and a bookshelf is knocked down. White tape is underneath the bookshelf, as is a pool of blood.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Well, here we are. I guess we can plainly see how Ms. Lansbury was killed, eh?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Yep. Looks like Lansbury was... POISONED!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' That's right, she was stabbed to death.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' That's not what I sa<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Anyhow, we need to look for clues. Look under things, over things, through things... whatever!<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Okay then! LETS-A GO<br />
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''{Cut: Badstar's POV, which looks like the lower screen of Ace Attorney when you examine a crime scene. The little blue box lands on the books scattered around. Beeping noise.}''<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' What kind of books are those?<br />
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''{Zippy takes Badstar's DS and stomps on it.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' NO TIME FOR GAMES NOW<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Oh come on I<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Those are Ms. Lansbury's novels. Like... all of them.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' If Nancy Drew has taught me anything, we should check these books for clues!<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Alright, then.<br />
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''{Zippy picks up a book.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' ... Okay, this one's about cats solving mysteries.<br />
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''{He picks up another book.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' This one's also about cats and mysteries.<br />
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''{He picks up a third book.}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' This one's- okay, this one isn't about cats. I was worried for a second!<br />
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''{Zippy hands Badstar the book. It is titled, "Murder on the Thames".}''<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Okay, lets see here... ''{Starts flipping through book}''<br />
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'''ZIPPY:''' Yeah, it's a murder mystery. Incredibly boring.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Looks like she had a thing for mystery novels.</div>Poodlemuffin