Chwoka: it's this nifty new thing called a prview feature

2009-06-16T03:21:27Z

it's this nifty new thing called a prview feature

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'''CHWOKA:''' ''{in a clipped tone}'' Badstar!

'''BADSTAR:''' What does clipped to- oh, forget it. Yeah?

'''CHWOKA:''' You're the defense — what should we investigate?

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, we should probably check out the film storage room...

''{Cut: film storage room. Racks upon racks of celluloid film reels line the entire wall, and many seem to be missing}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Looks like the claims are true... slightly... or something. Now, we should probably look through these reels and look for anything out of place, strange, or just plain ''{bleep}''ed up.

''{Pan up: Several rows of film, to reveal a film reel-sized ferris wheel, fully operational, playing circus music}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Ooooh... pretty.

''{Pan up further: A wheel of cheese}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ... YOINK ''{Grabs cheese}''

''{Pan up even further: Willy on Wheels}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Now that's just silly.

''{Pan back down: Badstar and Chwoka}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Well, it definitely appears that reels have been stolen, indicated by the gaps.

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Eating cheese wheel. Muffled}'' And by the looks of it, they've been replaced by puns!

'''CHWOKA:''' But what devious mind could have done such a thing?

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Burp}'' We should check with the CEO!

'''CHWOKA:''' We can't — right now, I'm talking to the CEO with the prosecution

'''BADSTAR:''' What-...but-...HOW!?

'''CHWOKA;''' Well, it's a big thing with wings, but that's not important right now. What else do you want to do?

'''BADSTAR:''' Hmmm... well, lets think. Do we know of any rivals of the studio?

'''CHWOKA:''' Their only rival is Cut/Print Pictures.

'''BADSTAR:''' Any reason for the rivalry?

'''CHWOKA:''' The CEO of Lionhair wouldn't let the CEO of Cut/Print in his treehouse as children.

'''BADSTAR:''' Now THERES a man with a troubled past. TO CUT/PRINT STUDIOS, ROBIN!

''{Batman music. A transition scene appears with Chwoka and Badstar's head spinning foward, then spinning backwards to show... Badstar and Chwoka in the exact same place, and Chwoka looking at Badstar with a puzzled and creeped out expression.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ...how about we just take a cab?

''{Cut: Cut/Print Studios waiting room. It is night time; Badstar and Chwoka look incredibly exhausted.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' You know, Badstar...

'''BADSTAR:''' What?

'''CHWOKA:''' ...I don't think the CEO has any intention of seeing us.

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Maybe we should've told him first. ...Well, anyway... ''{Gets up and charges towards the door, then quickly kicks it open}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Th-that's the bathroom, Badstar.

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Oh. ... ''{Walks into a stall. A zip is heard, then... well, yeah. Badstar walks out a few seconds later}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Badstar, maybe we should give up the <nowiki>—</nowiki>.

'''BADSTAR:''' Give up the <nowiki>—</nowiki>? Never!

'''CHWOKA:''' Fine, then, let's give up the —

''{Secretary Buxomly peeks out from behind the counter.}''

'''BUXOMLY:''' Badstar and Chwoka, to the CEO's office, please.

''{Secretary Buxomly disappears in a puff of smoke.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Is it just me or did a hot secreatary appear out of nowhere, somehow know our names, and- y'know what, nevermind. I stopped bringing logic into my cases a long time ago.

'''CHWOKA:''' Left your suitcase at Sea World again, eh?

''{Chwoka walks into the CEO's office.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I've never even been to sea wo- ...I gotta quit doing this. ''{Walks in}'' Excuse me sir, but WE WANT ANSWERS AND WE WANT THEM NOW

'''CEO:''' Yes, November Sixth, behind Pete's House, No, Gone With the Wind, animal crackers, they're out of business, pretty large. That enough?

'''BADSTAR:''' Maybe I should be a little more specifi-

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{Heavily annoyed}'' Yeah, maybe you should.

'''BADSTAR:''' Errr, anyway sir, do you know Lionhair Studios?

'''CEO:''' Yes.

'''CHWOKA:''' When did you meet?

'''CEO:''' November Sixth.

'''CHWOKA:''' Where did you first meet?

'''CEO:''' Behind Pete's house.

'''BADSTAR:''' Did you steal that film?

'''CEO:''' No.

'''CHWOKA:''' Favorite old film?

'''CEO:''' Gone With the Wind.

'''CHWOKA:''' Marx Brothers movie?

'''CEO:''' Animal Crackers.

'''CHWOKA:''' What happened to the people who produced circus animal cookies?

'''CEO:''' They went out of business.

'''BADSTAR:''' What amount of film did you steal?!

'''CEO:''' None.

''{short pause}''

'''CHWOKA:''' I...you're good.

'''BADSTAR:''' Y'know, I'd use my percieve thing if thing if this was in the objection canon... but its not.

'''CEO:''' Seriously, though, I called you two in here for one reason — why did you break my bathroom door?

''{Chwoka points to Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Long pause}'' ...It was working for Hitler?

''{Longer pause}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I'm going to jail, aren't I?

'''CEO:''' Well, yeah. But not only that, but you're going to have to pay for the door as well.

''Reality ensues!''

'''BADSTAR:''' Wait, wha

''{Cut: Badstar talking to Chwoka through in the visiting area through the glass}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Well, this is a flaw in the investigation...

'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah. So we hired a new defense. Bye!

''{Chwoka leaves.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' W-what!? NO! GET BACK HERE! ...''{Sigh}'' There goes my paycheck...

''{Fade out, end}''

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Chwoka: it's this nifty new thing called a prview feature