https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Kirbychu_emails.pie%2FSpring_CleaningKirbychu emails.pie/Spring Cleaning - Revision history2026-06-18T08:54:24ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Kirbychu_emails.pie/Spring_Cleaning&diff=20299&oldid=prevKirbychu: /* Transcript */2008-06-30T13:19:29Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Transcript</span></span></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
Kirbychu empties his inbox. The Omega dies.<br />
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Cast (in order of appearance): Kirbychu, X On Fire<br />
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Places: Kirbychu's Lab<br />
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Date: June 29, 2008<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to Kirbychu sitting at his broken laptop. He is in his lab.}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Since my house is being rebuilt, I'm stuck in my lab. Time to clean my inbox! ''{opens Outlook Express}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
Dear Kirbychu,<br><br />
Have you ever helped the FCUSA Police stop Strong Bad from committing a crime?<br><br />
Tommyspud<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' No. DELETE! ''{deletes email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
Dear Mr. chu,<br><br />
There has been a mistake in ordering your Copy of ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl''.<br><br />
The copies all shipped to america have had defects, and your copy will be sent to you in one week.<br><br />
Until then, Please enjoy the complimentary soundtrack, featurning all tracks from the game.<br> <br />
It shall arrive at your door when I finish counting to ten in my head.<br><br />
By the way, I started when I said "Counting to ten in my head." Ten!<br><br />
From,<br> <br />
Nintendo of America President<br><br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' My copy's fine. DELETE! ''{deletes email}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
DeOre KraBtstU'<br><br />
AaAaAaAiM ThE MAkeMonEy MaGnAte!<br><br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ...No. DELETE! ''{deletes email}'' This is fun!<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
Dear Kirbychu,<br><br />
We are pleased to announce that your evolution stone is ready.<br><br />
Unfortunately, we have lost it.<br><br />
To recive a new one, please send us $1,000,000 and a corn dog.<br> <br />
It shall arrive when I finish counting to ten trillion.<br><br />
From,<br><br />
Biolab type organization<br><br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I didn't order a thunder stone. DELETE!<br />
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''{Kirbychu deletes email. The screen sparks and goes black. Blue goop comes out of some cracks.}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' That's not a good sign. To the lab! Wait, I'm already here...<br />
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''{Kirbychu opens up the computer, revealing that the wires connecting the screen to the main system are charred and broken. There are also many other broken parts.}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' That's gonna be hard to fix. ''{attempts to work on the computer, gets zapped}'' OW! ''{the screen turns on}'' Okay... how did I do that? On second thought, I don't care as long as the computer stays working until at least email number 10. ''{works on computer with plastic tools and tape}'' That should hold it for now.<br />
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''{The DS comes down.}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Why are you coming down? This email's not over yet!<br />
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''{The DS goes back up.}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Good.<br />
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'''COMPUTER:''' ''{robotic voice}'' Kirbychu. I don't feel so good. I'm burnt, and sparky. I don't think I'm gonna make it.<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' NO! Don't die! It's only email 7!<br />
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'''COMPUTER:''' I would need some serious repair just to have a chance to live.<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I can fix you!<br />
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'''COMPUTER:''' You don't have the technology to fix me.<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Are you sure you won't live?<br />
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'''COMPUTER:''' Good bye Kirbychu...''{powers down}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' NOOOOOOOOO!!! ''{cries}''<br />
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''{X On Fire walks in.}''<br />
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'''X ON FIRE:''' What's going on?<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' The Omega died...<br />
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'''X ON FIRE:''' That's to bad, but it was just a computer.<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' It was more than a computer! I loved it!<br />
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'''X ON FIRE:''' So put it in a special place, them beat up Homestar for causing the explosion. That should help.<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Good idea.<br />
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''{Kirbychu puts the Windows Omega in a cryogenic room. He then walks up to Homestar and beats him up.}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I feel much better now! Now I just need a favor. Can I borrow your computer?<br />
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'''X ON FIRE:''' I would say yes, but the charger's broken and the battery's dead. You're an inventor, why don't you just build a new computer?<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Good idea!<br />
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''{The scene fades to show a silhouette of Kirbychu standing at a desk using a screwdriver on an unknown object. The DS comes down.}''<br />
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'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Nice timing.<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
*This reveals that the Omega can talk.<br />
*This is the first email that the Omega was actually referred to by it's name.</div>Kirbychu