https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Kirbychu%27s_Vacation%2F1 2026-06-16T06:38:17Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Kirbychu%27s_Vacation/1&diff=83735&oldid=prev 2008-12-05T03:19:18Z

<p>Finally an update!</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Cut to Kirbychu, sitting on his front porch. His left ear is bandaged up.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Where are the guys? I told them to be here 15 minutes ago!<br /> <br /> ''{Kirby and Red come down on warp stars land on the lawn.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Wow, you didn't crash into me for a change!<br /> <br /> ''{Green falls from the sky and crushes Kirbychu.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I shouldn't have said anything.<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' Sorry.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Bodily injuries aside, what took so long?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' We forgot something and needed to turn around.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' What did you forget that was so important?<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' ''{holds up a cabbage}'' This cabbage.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' You wasted 15 minutes just for a cabbage!?!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' It's not a regular cabbage, it's magical!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' What can it do that's so magical?<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' It can make you strong!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ...? Whatever, just put your bags in the back of the van and sit down.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBIES:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> ''{Everyone pot's their bags in the back of Kirbychu's van. They all get in when everyone's bags are in. Kirbychu starts the car.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Is it legal for a 14 year old puffball to drive?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I have a license.<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' I feel unsafe.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Shut up, I'm street legal.<br /> <br /> ''{The van drives off. The screen turns black, and &quot;2 hours later&quot; appears. The scene then goes to Kirbychu on the highway. The 3 kirbies are in the back seat watching a dvd on a small TV.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' ''{watching movie}'' This is the best part!<br /> <br /> ''{an explosion is heard from the TV.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Yay! Best. Ending. Ever.<br /> <br /> '''MOVIE:''' ''{Strong Bad's voice}'' It's over! ''{credits roll}''<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' Wow. That ruled!<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' Hey, Kirbychu?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' Are we there yet?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' How 'bout now?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' Now?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' No!<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' Now?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' NO!<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' N...<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{interrupting, darkly}'' '''ASK AGAIN AND I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!!!'''<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;eep.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{The car passes a rest stop sign.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Anyone need to go to the bathroom?<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' I do.<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' I do too.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' K. I'll stop.<br /> <br /> ''{Kirbychu pulls into the rest stop and parks the van. The area looks like a standard rest area with a main information/restroom building, a vending machine area, and some news paper machines. Everyone goes in.}''<br /> <br /> '''GREEN AND RED:''' ''{runs to the bathroom}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' You should go too, Kirby.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' But I don't need to go.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' It's better to go now than wait until you're gonna burst.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' I really don't need to go.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Whatever, but don't come crying to me when you feel like your bladder's gonna explode and there's no bathroom in the area.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Whatever. ''{walks to the vending machines}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ...I need a map. ''{buys a map}''<br /> <br /> ''{Red and Green walk out of the bathroom. Green is wet.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' What happened?<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' I fell in...<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' I still can't believe you forgot to put the seat down.<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' SHUT UP!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I'm not letting you anywhere near my van if you're covered in toilet water! Go wash off!<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' Actually, I already did, I'm just wet because there were no more paper towels and the dryer was &quot;out of odor&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Don't you mean &quot;order&quot;?<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' Maybe. But the sign said &quot;odor&quot;.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' What ever. Let's go get Kirby and get back on the road, we've still got quite a ways to go before our first stop.<br /> <br /> ''(Cut to the van. Everyone is getting in.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Kirby, are you ''sure'' you don't need to go to the bathroom?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Positive.<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Okay then, let's go!<br /> <br /> ''(5 minutes later...}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Kirbychu?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Yes?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' I gotta pee...<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I told you to go while we were there! The next rest stop isn't for another 30 miles, and I'm not pulling over to the side of the road!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' But I really gotta go!!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Just do something with your brothers so you forget, and 30 miles should pass by in no time!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Fine. ''{turns to Red}'' So... want to play eye spy?<br /> <br /> '''RED:''' No thanks, that game's for little kids. Why don't we play a board game?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' ...Fine. We'll play Monopoly.<br /> <br /> '''GREEN:''' Can I join?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Sure.<br /> <br /> <br /> '''''MORE SOON!'''''</div>

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