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=== Episode 1 ===
O hai thar American Idol parody

'''CAST:''' ''{in order of appearance}'' Billy Mays, Cryptogamer, Clovington, Ninja Pom Pom, GripTalz, Simon Cowell, DMP, ShoomLant, Qressioxrew, Raiku, 4th Wall Policeman, Qafgssudpoit

==Transcript==

''{open: a TV. One of those annoying Billy Mays Commercials is on}''

'''BILLY MAYS:''' Hi, Billy Mays here with the TurboWasher 9000! ''{holds up something that looks like a bazooka with a dishwasher on it.}'' It's great for all those stains the kids make with their Sharpies! Just watch ''{pan over to a wall with a bunch of scribbles on it}'' And now ''{pulls trigger. BM flies back, crashing into the opposing wall. The other wall is now spotless.}'' Ow, my scapula! But just ''look'' at that shine!

''{cut to CG's living room, CG is here, with one of the baozooka-washers. This is from the TV's vantage point}''

'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' I know! ''{shoots washing monstrosity at screen. An explosion is heard. Cue opening theme. Afterwards, CG is talking to Clovington while figdeting with a bazooka.}''

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Are you sure that's quite safe?

'''CG:''' Dude, why should you care? You're like, indestructible.

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Good point. Carry on, governor!

'''CG:''' Alright, firin' in three, two, one, and I'm pointing this at the ground, ain't I?

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Yep.

'''CG:''' ''{as he pulls the trigger}'' ''{bazooka's blast throws him into air}'' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Ninja Pom Pom walks in}''

''{both look up at hole in roof made by CG}''

'''NPP:''' Just got it?

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Yep.

'''NPP:''' Tell me when he falls down.

''{leaves room}''

''{cut: a gray, rocky wasteland. CG falls down.}''

'''CG:''' Ow, my humerus! Now where the- Oh FFFF.

''{pan out to show that CG is on the Moon, and he is staring at Earth.}''

'''VOICE:''' Å§∫&oelig;.

'''CG:''' What. The. Crap. ''{voice revealed to be belonging to an alien resembling a [http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Nu Nu] with one eye.}''

'''NU CYCLOPS:''' Ñ¶€&alefsym;Δ¤ω. ''{pulls out a slug}''

'''CG:''' Oh what the f-AAAAH! ''{Nuclops puts slug in CG's ear.}''

'''NU CYCLOPS:''' Okay, that will translate, and make things easier. Greetings, Earthling. My name is GripTalz. I have summoned you here for a contest. You see, every 40 million years, the sentient species of the Sol system gather for a contest. I am the representative from Pluto. Also here is a resident of Jupiter's moon, Europa.

'''CG:''' A Europaen?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Yup.

'''CG:''' So, what's this contest about? Blowin' stuff up?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Actually, we sing.

'''CG:''' Oh God.

'''NPP:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, CG.

'''CG:''' NPP?

'''NPP:''' ''{onscreen}'' Yep. I represent Pom World.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Yes, the tenth rock from the sun. Anyhow, there are also judges here as well, one from each world. The-

'''CG:''' Wait, how long has NPP been here?

'''NPP:''' 'Bout ''{looks at wristwatch}'' 10 minutes ago.

'''CG:''' Oh. You were saying, Grip?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' There are judges from every world, too. They are Qressioxerw, of Europa, ShoomLant, of Pluto, DMP, of Pom World, and Simon Cowell, of Earth.

'''CG:''' Oh crap.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Yes, soon Sol Idol will begin! Are you ready, fellow contestants?

'''CG:''' I guess... How about you, NPP?

'''NPP:''' Who's DMP? Oh, wait, I mean yes.

''{sings "Eye Of The Tiger" perfectly}''

'''NPP:''' Can I also do "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Well, that was good, for human dialect, but we have to get to the judges first.

''{GripTalz leades CG and NPP into a crater, which is actually the door to a large underground stage. The judges are behind a table.}''

'''SHOOMLANT:''' So, who's first?

''{NPP sings "Eye Of The Tiger" again and "Never Gonna Give You Up"}''

'''JUDGES:'''
::::'''SIMON:''' 6 (I'd say better, but I've got a reputation)
::::'''DMP:''' 8 (That singin is hawt!)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (pretty good)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 7 (Imma agree)

'''NPP:''' ''{while passing by him}'' Good luck, Superman's dog! ''{turns back to judges}'' DMP, your name stands for.....? Sorry, just never seen you.

'''RAIKU:''' Hi, I represent Hell.

'''NPP:''' So, who's the judge?

'''CG:''' Okay, one:That is so not a planet. Two, I'm tryin' not to break 1.6 with Simon around anyway!

''{Suddenly, a guy that looks like the people in Pokemon that give you the download items appears.}''

'''RANDOM PERSON IN A LEPRACHAUN COSTUME:''' O hai thar. I'm the Fourth Wall policeman. You just broke the Fourth Wall. ''Again''. ''{hands CG a ticket, and dissappears}''

'''CG:''' Aw, hash potatoes!

'''RAIKU:''' No, but Hell isn't a part of ANY planet.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' But this is a competition between the inhabited planets in Sol's system!

'''NPP:''' Cheese likes rickrolling too!

'''RAIKU:''' You will LET ME SING. ''{points gun-arm at GripTalz.}''

'''NPP:''' I got Through The Fire And Flames on.

'''GRIPTALZ:''' Dude, I'm a freakin' contestant too, not a judge. Let me go or feel the wrath of Pluto.

'''RAIKU:''' Fine. ''{Points at Simon}'' You will LET ME SING.

'''SIMON:''' Oh, what the hell. Let him do this crap. Er, no pun intended by the swear.

''{Raiku sings Welcome To The Jungle by Guns & Roses, then Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden.}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 3 (Now that, ''that'' was hell)
::::'''DMP:''' 7 (Why didn't you do the one the Pom set up? With the Pacman?)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (Some people are afraid of that...you know.)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 6 (Becuase I can't judge)

'''RAIKU:''' ''{points gun}'' JUDGE AGAIN

'''SIMON:''' Of course, just sing again. But first, have some water so you won't be as hoarse. ''{holds up a glass of water}''

''{Raiku uses ice powers. and eats the ice. He sings "I Am The Walrus" perfectly.}''

'''SIMON:''' Wait, shouldn't you be going into convulsions/exploding right now?

'''NPP:''' Do you get a cookie for participating?

'''RAIKU:''' Why?

'''NPP:''' Cause I want a cookie.

'''SIMON:''' What. The. ''{censored}''. I gave that Protoman holy water.

'''RAIKU:''' Holy water doesn't do anything. BECAUSE I DON'T BELEIVE IN GOD. I AM A SATANIST.

'''CG:''' But what about your "Behind The Scenes"? You said you were-not that I believe you're telling what really happened-but you said you were Jesus's friend.

''{the 4th wall guy comes in again}''

'''4TH WALL POLICEMAN:''' O hai again. You br- AAAAHHH ''{Gets tasered by CG}'' DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

'''CG:''' DON'T USE STUPID MEMES BRO!

'''RAIKU:''' I don't beleive in his father.

''{at this time, Qafgssudpoit, the Europaen singer, comes in.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' O hi, sorry I'm lat-RAIKU.

'''RAIKU:''' QASFGSSUDPOIT. I remember you from High School.

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Yeah, you always got that Raggon guy to set my pants on fire.

'''RAIKU:''' ''{chuckles}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' And, when we all went back home for summer break, you froze Europa over with that ice-gun of yours. From that day on, I swore I would get revenge on that dumb Protoman, and his fellow Robot Master-lookin' friends that used to taunt me. Or, seeing as this is supposed to be a peaceful gathering, I might show you some mercy. What do you say?

'''RAIKU:''' First off, it's not a ice gun, it's a gunblade. Second, we have mercy UNTIL after the contest.

'''NPP:''' I haven't learned if I get a cookie yet.

'''CG:''' ''{facepalms}'' NPP, here's a chocolate-coated triple chocolate cookie. ''{throws it at NPP}'' Raiku, when we were in that parallel dimension, you said it was an ice gun. Or you stole an ice gun. Qafgssudpoit, GripTalz, SING. NOW.

''{Qafgssudpoit sings Aquaria by Qazswert and the Silver Squid Band}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 6.5 (Weird, but I didn't have to go through it ''twice''.)
::::'''DMP:''' 7 (Psychadelic!)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (I think you've got a lot of talent)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 8 (I'm serious)

''{GripTalz sings something indecipherable, apparently some kinda Plutonian death metal.}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 5 (''{picks up barf bag and turns around}'')
::::'''DMP:''' 6.5 (I like it)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 5.5 (Just work a bit harder)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 4 (Why'd they hire me, again?)

''{CG sings Toys in the Attic by Aerosmith}''

::::'''SIMON:''' 5.5 (I AM SIMON. YOU ARE A BAD SINGER)

'''CG:''' Yeah, I know. ''{Wellfaces}''

::::'''DMP:''' 7 (Why so quiet?)
::::'''SHOOMLANT:''' 7.5 (Ditto)
::::'''QRESSIOXERW:''' 6 (Well, everybody's sang, so, I'm out. ''{leaves}'')

''{A voice comes out of a computer, after the judges input the scores.}''

'''COMPUTER:''' AND THE SCORES ARE...

::::::::::::NINJA POM POM-POM WORLD-28.5
::::::::::::RAIKU-HELL, WHICH IS SOMEHOW A PLANET-23.5
::::::::::::QASFGSSUDPOIT-EUROPA/JUPITER-29
::::::::::::GRIPTALZ-PLUTO-21
::::::::::::CRYPTOGAMER-EARTH-26

AND THE WINNER IS... QASFGSSUDPOIT, OF EUROPA! SECOND, NINJA POM POM, OF POM WORLD, AND THIRD, CRYPTOGAMER, OF EARTH!

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' ''{heaving up a large microphone-shaped trophy}'' Well, Raiku, it seems I've won. What now?

'''NPP:''' Do I get Guitar Hero: Metalica?

''{Raiku pulls out destiny and aims.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Ah, you aim to kill me? You know that we Europaens have very durable and tough skin, due to our being imprisoned under ice for a near millenia. We've had quite a while to adapt. By the way, here are the second and third place prizes. ''{hands NPP check for a thousand dollars, and gives CG an odd object.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' That, my friends, will allow you to go into video games.

'''CG:''' Sweet!

''{Raiku grabs the device.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Wait a second, IT'S A TRAP ''{throws it, it explodes.}''

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Dammit, Raiku, I'm as honest to not you as much as you are a recolored Protoman lookalike! ''{Gives CG another contraption}''

'''RAIKU:''' It exploded because it is made out of a deadly metal. Q here didn't know. CG, drop it before it detonates.

'''NPP:''' ''''SWEET!'''' To the Guitar-Hero-buy-it-before-it's-released store!

''{a lazor comes up, about to blow up the competetor's planets execpt the 3 main winners}''

'''NPP:''' What's that?

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Well, not that I care so much for Raiku's but, cliches aside, we gotta go into the games to stop Pluto from being destroyed. Cryptogamer, turn the Game Key on.

'''CG:''' Whatever. ''{turns the on/off switch to the On position. A large portal swallows CG, NPP, Raiku, and Qasfgssudpoit. The portal closes.}''

'''SIMON:''' Oh what the hell.

'''''END EPISODE ONE!'''''

==Fun-style Facts==

*Nu are creatures from the game [[Wikipedia:Chrono Trigger|Chrono Trigger]].
*"the tenth rock from the sun" is a reference to the TV show [[Wikipedia:3rd Rock from the Sun|3rd Rock from the Sun]].
*DMP's name is based off of rapper DMC.

=== Episode 2 (unfinished) ===
==Transcript==

''{open: Clovington is in a classroom. Drawings of a squid and a hermit crab are on the chalkboard behind him.}

'''CLOVINGTON:''' Hello class. To-day we will learn to differentiate between kraken, like me, and squid. Now, the one thing I hate more than stereotypical Brits on bad shows is people who think krakens are squids. We are actually hermit crab-like, with small tree-like algae on our shells, and external esophagi. So, basically, we are crustaceans, along with lobsters, and shrimp.

'''SQUATCHA:''' ''{Runs in and chases Clovington around}'' SHRIMP SCAMPI!!!! I WANT SCAMPI!!!!

'''CLOVINGTON:''' ''{simulteaneously screams very high-pitchedly.}''

''{cue opening theme}''

''{A bright blue light appears. Cryptogamer, Ninja Pom Pom, Raiku, and Qasfgssudpoit come out and end up in a grimy old cavern covered in blood, bones, and water.}''

'''CG:''' Wow... Utarefson would LOVE it here.

'''NPP:''' How did we get here?

'''RAIKU:''' I'M HOME! Guys, I reconized this place. We are in HELL!

'''CG:''' Close, remember, we're in a game. But this place looks-pardon the pun- a heck of a lot like Hell. Judging by the blood, skeletons, freaky music, and giant skull shaped spider behind me ''{points behind him, showing a Skulltula}'' I'd say we're in the Bottom of the Well, from Legend of Zelda.

'''RAIKU:''' No, this is from the game Guardians Of Heaven, where you attack Hell.

'''CG:''' I'm pretty sure this is the Well's music, and I'm definatly sure there are no Skulltulas in GoH. ''{turns and pets spider}'' ISN'T THAT RIGHT MAH GEWD FRIEND?

''{You see a demon. Raiku says hi, but it slaps him.}''

'''RAIKU:''' I COMMAND YOU TO PERISH.

'''CG:''' ...LOL what?

'''RAIKU:''' MINION PERISH ''{The demon burns him. Raiku mauls it.}''

'''NPP:''' No, we are defintly in Halo 3 where you destroy the towers, because this is the glitch cave I found.

'''RAIKU:''' No. We are in GoH.

'''QASFGSSUDPOIT:''' Will you idgits shut the crap up and listen to me for Pluto's sake?

'''RAIKU:''' ''{eyes glow with fiery anger beneath his helmet}''

'''CG:''' Heh, that's funny because we're trying to save Pl... WHO YOU CALLIN' IDGIT?

'''QASFG:''' ''{pulls out a bottle of glue and glues CG's mouth shut.}'' Now will you people listen?

'''RAIKU:''' No.

'''QASFG:''' ''{glues Raiku's mouth as well.}'' Now, we are in the Game Dimension. Every game ever takes place in this realm. ''{pulls out a small green bottle and uses it to dissolve the glue.}'' Now feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

'''CG:''' Wow there were ''so many'' clichés in that description! And a few paradoxes as well.

'''QASFG:''' What you talkin' bout?

'''CG:''' Well, there's like at least two games I know that involve a) the world ending and b) ending the world is your goal. Ever heard of Sands of Destruction or Avalon Code?

'''QASFG:''' I...er...um... I PITY THE FOOL!!

'''CG:''' Yes. Yes you do... Wait what?

'''RAIKU:''' Q, pluto sucks. It's ice cold, and it has ugly penguins.

'''QASFG:''' Well, you see... I PITY THE OTHER FOOL!

'''CG:''' Besides, what can we- Oh yeah that thing from Dr. Muto and/or the Book of Prophecy and/or

'''QASFG:''' Both of you shut your- where's NPP?

'''NPP:''' ''{far-away}'' There is a giant hand over here- AAH!

'''CG:''' Oh damn those stupid Wallmasters.

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