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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Jurassic Sold Out #1: Leather'''<br />
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'''Cast (In order of appearance):''' Dinoshaur, T-Shaur, Fudgnif, Dinoboosh<br />
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'''Places:''' The Lobby, Unnamed Local Park<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{The band are in The Lobby of the recording studio.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Yes, we finally got to the studio to record our album.<br />
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'''T-SHAUR:''' We're not here to record our album.<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' What? Then why are we here?<br />
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'''T-SHAUR:''' Hey, why don't you guess? You're holding a mop, me and Fudgnif are vacuuming, and Dinoboosh is in a pot in the corner.<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Chillin'?<br />
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'''T-SHAUR:''' Well, I don't know exactly what Dinoboosh is doing, but we're cleaning. ''You'' got us these jobs!<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Ah, yes. It was part of my secret plan.<br />
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'''T-SHAUR:''' ''{Placing his hand-vacuum cleaner into Fudgnif.}'' Secret plan?<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{Opens a door and the room de-pressurises.}'' We're in an airplane!<br />
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'''DINOBOOSH:''' ''{As he is sucked out of the open door.}'' Mytehboosh!<br />
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''{The theme tune plays as "Jurassic Sold Out" flashes onscreen.}''<br />
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''{Dinoshaur and Fudgnif are sitting on a park bench.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' I finished the lyrics to the new song. Take a look. ''{He sticks the page into the Fudgnif.}''<br />
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''{Fudgnif prints his response on a piece of paper.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{Reading}'' Let's do it? But we haven't written music to it-<br />
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''{Fudgnif proceeds to make polyphonic noises and a drum beat at the same time.}''<br />
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''{Fade to a blank white screen with Dinoshaur standing and rapping.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Take a flight on my leather kite,<br><br />
Play it right and it won't bite<br />
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''{Dinoshaur is thrown a bass.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' They call me fast fingers,<br><br />
Catch you of guard like dead singers,<br><br />
Sell your soul for a bag of muesli,<br><br />
Hey, ho.<br />
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''{Dinoboosh enters.}''<br />
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'''DINOBOOSH:''' Hmhmhmhmhmhmh.<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{Simultaneously.}'' Hmhmhmhmhmhmh.<br />
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'''DINOBOOSH:''' Muh heh?<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Muh huh. Leather kite.<br><br />
Lose your sight.<br><br />
Is that right?<br><br />
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''{T-Shaur enters}''<br />
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'''T-SHAUR:''' Time for Teh Shaur,<br><br />
Knock on the door,<br><br />
I can't really freestyle, it's written for me.<br><br />
But all you ladies should know I'm real real-<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Pause it.<br />
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''{Cut back to the park with just Dinoshaur and Fudgnif.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' What do you think?<br />
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''{Fudgnif shakes his head.}''<br />
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== Notice ==<br />
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As with all songs from Jurassic Sold Out, I'll record them and put them on the wiki for hosting.</div>Super Sam