Jose's Mexican Space Adventure/episode1 - Revision history

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Dane: since i can do it now

2015-12-05T21:14:38Z

since i can do it now

Dane: i swear to fucking god this /w/index shit is fucking horrible do i have to go bother super sam or what i seriously have to host my shit on pastebin

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i swear to fucking god this /w/index shit is fucking horrible do i have to go bother super sam or what i seriously have to host my shit on pastebin

Dane at 17:57, 17 August 2013

2013-08-17T17:57:10Z

Dane: this is seriously what its gonna have to come down to

2013-08-17T01:32:55Z

this is seriously what its gonna have to come down to

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==Summary==

The ring decide's it's time to have a "meeting" with the rivals at Space Poland.

==Transcript==

http://pastebin.com/MehCPu3T

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 '''JOSE:''' True that CD-I Mario yknow. These are some tough times and the Space Polish can't take our cheap labor business away from us
-'''NOXIGAR:''' We'll meet them on the Moon tomorrow. As my good friend Coach X would say...... Stay frosty...
+'''NOXIGAR:''' We'll send them a letter tomorrow. As my good friend Coach X would say...... Stay frosty...
 ''{Cut to the Feisty Polak casino in the Polish Ring room. The Polish Ring is sitting around a Pole-ker table. Arkadiusz is opening an envelope. He reads it out loud.}''

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	== Transcript ==		== Transcript ==

−	~~http~~:/~~/pastebin~~.~~com/MehCPu3T~~	+	'''NARRATOR:''' The year is 2014. Countries are moving from Earth to outer space. On the country of Space Mexico lives Jose Morales, President of Space Mexico, Janitor of Space Mexico, and ringleader of the Ring. The Ring is an exclusive group of the 7 richest Space Mexicans. The Ring includes Jose, AVGN Morales (naive son of Jose), Noxigar Guadalupe (the brains of the Ring), Debonair D'Arque (supremely edgy Space French immigrant with a heart of gold and a hatred of Space Polish president Arkadiusz "James" Rosenberg), CD-I Mario (a drifter once part of Wikihood canon), Simon "Honeydew" Lane (a galaxy famous news reporter esteemed for his smart thinking and weather prediction skills), and Lexon Darkheart (a mentally insane immigrant that inherited major cash through his great grandfather's will). This is the story of Jose and the Ring.
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		+	''{Open to the cockpit of the USS Space Mexico. Jose is piloting the ship when Noxigar and CD-I Mario walk in.}''
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Ey ese whats good?
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		+	'''JOSE:''' What do you need my very rich companions?
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		+	'''CD-I MARIO:''' All toasters toast toaster!!!
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' Ya see boss... What he's trying to say is that he thinks it's time to have a little business meeting with the Space Poland ring.
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		+	'''JOSE:''' Que
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' I mean we should trick them and kill them
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		+	'''CD-I MARIO:''' Like my good friend CD-I LUIGI once said.... I hope their blood has the consistency of spaghetti sauce...
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		+	'''JOSE:''' True that CD-I Mario yknow. These are some tough times and the Space Polish can't take our cheap labor business away from us
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		+	'''NOXIGAR:''' We'll meet them on the Moon tomorrow. As my good friend Coach X would say...... Stay frosty...
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		+	''{Cut to the Feisty Polak casino in the Polish Ring room. The Polish Ring is sitting around a Pole-ker table. Arkadiusz is opening an envelope. He reads it out loud.}''
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		+	'''ARKADIUSZ:''' Okay men we have a leter from our good friends the Belarusians. Allow me to conveniently read it out loud for you good friends
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		+	'''H44WP:''' Oh yes very good xaxaxaxa!
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		+	'''SAMARAIZGE:''' Wspaniały!!! Xaxaxa
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		+	'''ARKADIUSZ:''' "Hello good Polak comrades. I am Sheldon Cooper, president and ringleader of the dirty Space Belarusians. Bazoiple! As it turns out i want to have a meeting with you. Meet me in the Space Mexican Moonbase. Don't ask me why it's not in the Belarusian moonbase. Bazoiple! My mom sent my N64 and we can play that. With lots of Bazoiple, Shelly Coops."
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		+	'''LIAME:''' That isn't suspicious at all!!! ''{Makes fire and burns pole-ker cards}''
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		+	'''H44WP:''' I will bring my rule 1.6 if anything goes wrong. I hope I dont have to use it but i am very good at 1.6
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		+	''{Every Polish Ring member sings the Space Polish national anthem and downs an entire bottle of Absolwent}''
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		+	''{Cut to the Mexican Moonbase's meeting room. The Ring is waiting patiently, each with an AR-15 and a bottle of Tequila. AVGN is playing the saxophone as the ring watches. After he is finished, they break into applause.}''
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		+	''{The Polish open the door and catch the Ring off guard. At first, they are confused, but then they realize the ruse. Honeydew escorts them inside, guns pointed. They are sat down and blindfolded. HW44WP has his 1.6 confiscated. A random Pole is shot, and Liame falls to the ground, dying.}''
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		+	'''HONEYDEW:''' 'ooks like we got oursalvs a spashil guest here m8s
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		+	''{Honeydew pulls the blindfold off of an unfamiliar pole's head, who is revealed to be Chaos. Noxigar and Lexon Darkheart have looks of surprise on their face. Lexon walks up to Chaos and whispers in his ear.}''
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		+	'''LEXON DARKHEART:''' <small> ay fool join the ring and i'll free the poles yo</small>
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		+	''{Lexon Darkheart pulls Chaos up and gives him the shoes off his feet}''
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		+	'''LEXON:''' You're mexican now Chaos....
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		+	''{Chaos lets out a single manly tear. The remaining polak ring members are released and sent flying back to Space Poland in a rocket ship. Cut to the Ring and Chaos partying with the body of Liame on the floor.}''
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		+	'''CHAOS:''' Boy oh boy I love tequila!
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		+	'''DEBONAIR:''' C'est ce que maman a dit!
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		+	''{Cut to credits. Still images from the episode are shown over the credits and the sax song AVGN was playing.}''
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		+	The End.

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		+	== Summary ==
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	In this goofy episode, the ring decide's it's time to have a "meeting" with the rivals at Space Poland!		In this goofy episode, the ring decide's it's time to have a "meeting" with the rivals at Space Poland!
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		+	== Transcript ==
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		+	http://pastebin.com/MehCPu3T

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−	~~==Summary==~~	+	In this goofy episode, the ring decide's it's time to have a "meeting" with the rivals at Space Poland!
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−	~~The~~ ring decide's it's time to have a "meeting" with the rivals at Space Poland.
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−	~~==Transcript==~~
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−	~~http://pastebin.com/MehCPu3T~~