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<p>JCM moved page <a href="/wiki/JCMovies/5%C2%BD" class="mw-redirect" title="JCMovies/5½">JCMovies/5½</a> to <a href="/wiki/JCMovies/5.5" title="JCMovies/5.5">JCMovies/5.5</a></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='1' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='1' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 04:14, 11 November 2014</td> </tr><tr><td colspan='2' style='text-align: center;' lang='en'><div class="mw-diff-empty">(No difference)</div> </td></tr></table>

JCM https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=JCMovies/5.5&diff=119626&oldid=prev 2009-03-01T01:44:26Z

<p>moved <a href="/wiki/JCMovies/5%C3%82%C2%BD" class="mw-redirect" title="JCMovies/5½">JCMovies/5½</a> to <a href="/wiki/JCMovies/5%C2%BD" class="mw-redirect" title="JCMovies/5½">JCMovies/5½</a>: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>JCM tries his best to look good for picture day.<br /> <br /> == Movie ==<br /> <br /> ''{JCM walks out to the door at his house.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Where do you think you're going?<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' ''{screams}'' Mom!<br /> <br /> ''{JCM's mother walks onscreen with a face mask on.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' You will not go to picture day looking so...ordinary!<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' But-<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Go to your room, change your clothes into something nicer, brush your teeth, and read an etiquette book!<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' An etiquette book?<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' In order to look proper, you have to act proper, too.<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' ''{sighs}'' Fine, green goblin.<br /> <br /> ''{JCM walks into his room and his mother checks a mirror. JCM walks back out of his room with fresh new clothes on, shining teeth, and a bored expression.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Are you happy, mom?<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Yes, I am! You may finally make that school worth something!<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Great, I just hope this day ends quickly, because these are the most uncomfortable shoes on earth!<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Heh, you aren't even wearing high heels! Those give a new meaning to uncomfortable!<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Why would I wear high heels?<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' No, honey, it was just an example.<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Why don't you make an example that doesn't make me seem...strange?<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ''{dry}'' Just go to school.<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Whatever.<br /> <br /> ''{JCM runs out the the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Oh, I forgot to tell you that it-<br /> <br /> ''{A splash is heard and JCM comes back inside covered with mud.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' ...Rained yesterday. Don't worry, just...clean your clothes, brush your teeth, and read the etiquette book again.<br /> <br /> ''{JCM walks back into his room without saying a word. After a few moments, he comes back out looking good as new.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM'S MOTHER:''' Bye!<br /> <br /> ''{JCM walks out the door.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the street. JCM walks over the mud puddle and onto the other side of the road.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Now, to the school! <br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, a truck drives behind JCM and splashes mud all over him.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' I hate my life.<br /> <br /> ''{JCM walks back into the house and out again clean. He looks left and right, jumps over the mud puddle, and lands on the other side.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Phew!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, white stuff falls all over him.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' ''{censored}''!<br /> <br /> ''{JCM stomps back into the house and stomps back out clean and with an umbrella. JCM jumps over the street and continues walking confidently. Suddenly, a lightning bolt hits him, destroying the umbrella and burning JCM.}''<br /> <br /> '''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Sorry there, had to run an errand.<br /> <br /> ''{Lightning Guy flies offscreen and JCM starts to cry as he walks back inside the house and out clean with a rubber umbrella. He jumps offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Homestar Runner Fanstuff School. JCM lands from offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' I did it!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, the ground starts to crack beneath him.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Oh, dear!<br /> <br /> ''{JCM runs away from the cracks as it gets longer and longer until he ends up at the end of a cliff. JCM holds up a surrender flag as the crack stops next to him.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Hey, it's not under me! My mom's back is saved!<br /> <br /> ''{The edge of the cliff breaks and JCM stands in midair for a moment.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Or course.<br /> <br /> ''{JCM falls offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the desert ground. JCM falls from offscreen, but his rubber umbrella makes him bounce. He spins in midair for a moment then lands on his feet without getting a speck of dirt on him.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' I can't believe it! Me and my clothes survived!<br /> <br /> ''{The part of the cliff that broke falls on JCM from offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' ''{under piece of cliff}'' Crap.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to JCM's house. JCM runs out clean, jumps over the puddle and goes into the woods.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' ''{singing}'' Over the puddle and through the woods, to the fanstuff school I go! I know the way, with no think or say, through the green and stupid mowed...graaaasss. ''{normal}'' Yeah, I know I'm a horrible singer.<br /> <br /> ''{JCM runs to the fanstuff school.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Yes...I'm finally going to make it...nooo! ''{falls offscreen}'' Another mud puddle!<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to a screen that says &quot;Another trial and error experience later...&quot; Fade back. JCM walks to the school tiredly. He walks around the mud puddle and to the school's doors.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' I...must...get there...in time.<br /> <br /> ''{The door slams in JCM's face. He falls into the mud puddle.}''<br /> <br /> '''JOEYDAY:''' Oh, there you are, JCM. You missed your school picture.<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' I...did?<br /> <br /> '''JOEYDAY:''' Yep, but don't worry, you can make it up tomorrow.<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' T-tomorrow?<br /> <br /> '''JOEYDAY:''' Uh-huh. I suggest looking nicer, though. You can't dress up as the mud monster!<br /> <br /> ''{JoeyDay locks the door and walks offscreen, whistling. JCM faints.}''<br /> <br /> ''{The End}''</div>

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