JCM: /* Movie */ better word

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JCM tries to bring the Decemberween spirit back to Wiki City.

== Movie ==

''{We start at a black screen. A light flashes on and reveals JCM's face.}''

'''JCM:''' Where'd you get that flashlight from?

'''MAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Does that really matter?

'''JCM:''' Yes. It does. That's a cool flashlight. I don't see them in stores.

'''MAN:''' It's made especially for us.

'''JCM:''' What are you, exactly?

'''MAN:''' I work for the police.

'''JCM:''' Details, man, details!

'''MAN:''' Will you just tell me what happened on the day of the incident?

'''JCM:''' Not until you tell me why the people in your group are the only ones that can get such awesome flashlights.

'''MAN:''' Do you want to go to jail, little boy?

'''JCM:''' No.

'''MAN:''' Then I suggest you cooperate.

'''JCM:''' Fine.

'''MAN:''' Good, then. Now I'll repeat, what happened on the day of the incident?

'''JCM:''' Well, you see...

''{Cut to the School Student School. A bell is heard and all the students run out the door.}''

'''JCM:''' It was the last day of school before Decemberween break. As usual, I was still stuffed in my locker.

''{Cut to the school's hallway. Banging is heard in a locker with a tag saying "JCM' on it.}''

''{Cut to inside the locker.}''

'''JCM:''' I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to-wait.

''{JCM feels his pocket and pulls out a miniture rocket.}''

'''JCM:''' My pocket rocket!

''{Zoom into JCM as he looks at the viewer.}''

'''JCM:''' A rocket...for your pocket.

''{The rocket flies out of his hand and causes his locker to blow up.}''

'''JCM:''' NOO-

''{JCM's book bag falls on him. He puts it on and leaves the school.}''

''{Cut to a road. A drunk driver runs into JCM causing him to fly offscreen.}''

''{Cut to JCM's house. JCM lands on his feet on the porch and walks in.}''

''{Cut back to the interrogation room.}''

'''MAN:''' What the heck are you babbling about? None of this makes any sense!

'''JCM:''' Actually, it was a normal day.

'''MAN:''' Will you just fast forward?

'''JCM:''' OK, fine. But I can assure you that happened about 5 hours before the incident.}''

'''MAN:''' Tell me what happened four hours before it.

''{Cut to JCM's house. He's reading a book titled "Moby Duck" upside down when a phone rings.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{picks up the phone}'' Hello? Oh, happy Decemberween, Homfrog! What? You're planning on coming back to the School Student School?

''{Cut to an outside view of Earth.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Whoop-

''{JCM is seen jumping off of Earth.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{gasps}'' eee

''{JCM falls back into Earth with a crash.}''

''{NachoMan walks next to JCM.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' What's your problem?

''{JCM is about to say something when NachoMan stops him.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' No, wait. What's your ''latest'' problem?

'''JCM:''' My Decemberween wish has come true!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm probably going to regret asking this, but what was that?

'''JCM:''' For Homfrog to come back to the School Student School, of course. Guess what? I just got a call from him.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, no. Don't tell me-

'''JCM:''' Yeah! The school has just got one more active student!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Crap! The place sucked enough without him!

''{JCM's mouth goes sour.}''

'''JCM:''' W-what?

'''NACHOMAN:''' I was right! I was going to regret it! Now I know ahead of time to leave that stupid dump before I get flooded with dirty thirdies.

''{JCM's mouth unsours in surprise.}''

'''JCM:''' Did you just say what I think you said?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah, I did! Dir-ty thir-die. What you gonna do? Tell the cops on me?

'''JCM:''' I ought to! Maybe they'll put your foul mouth behind bars and we'll all be better off.

''{NachoMan takes a swing for JCM and he ducks. JCM does a double pace, kicks NachoMan in the shin, and runs away.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Ugh! I hate this place!

''{Cut to a lawn. JCM is still running when he bumps into Dennis Dunjinman.}''

'''DENNIS:''' Where are you going, blue one?

'''JCM:''' Oh, happy Decemberween, Dennis!

'''DENNIS:''' Dennis is a holiday atheist. In other words, she spends times in her room playing video games all year long, not letting calendar events challenge them.

'''JCM:''' Really?

'''DENNIS:''' Yes. So Dennis asks again where the blue one was going.

'''JCM:''' Anywhere where NachoMan isn't. I got into a horrible fight with him and almost died! Fortunately, I had a knife with me, and killed him before he had the chance! I'm running from the feds!

'''DENNIS:''' If the blue one is really a wanted criminal, why isn't he running to someplace more safer than Dennis's lawn?

'''JCM:''' Well, I couldn't think straight. I'm sure you know what that's like.

'''DENNIS:''' Is the blue one saying that Dennis has mind disorders?

'''JCM:''' No, of course no-

''{Suddenly, The Mu jumps onscreen.}''

'''THE MU:''' Don't worry, Dennis, the thought police...man is here!

'''JCM:''' Uh, I-

'''THE MU:''' You be quiet! You are getting a ticket for trespassing and disturbing the peace.

'''DENNIS:''' Dennis thanks Mr. Mu.

'''JCM:''' Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!

'''DENNIS:''' Oh, and Dennis forgot to say that the blue one admitted to murder of the highest degree.

'''JCM:''' What? No, I way lying to you to make my kick in NachoMan's shin become more nicer to my ego.

'''THE MU:''' So, you admit to assaulting him, though?

'''JCM:''' No, he tried to hit me first!

'''THE MU:''' Key word: tried! Not only have you shown this beautiful young lady what a horrible wimp you are, but you got two tickets in the process.

'''JCM:''' But I-beautiful?

'''THE MU:''' You're coming to the big house with me!

'''JCM:''' I've got an idea! How about you give me your Decemberween blessing and let me go free? I promise I won't upset Dennis or even come 5 feet near her again.

'''THE MU:''' How about no? Decemberween is the worst excuse you can come up with. We don't make exceptions for holidays. The law is the law and-

'''DENNIS:''' Mr. Mu!

'''THE MU:''' What?

''{Zoom out. JCM is nowhere to be found.}''

'''THE MU:''' Oh. Well, I guess we can make this one exception.

'''DENNIS:''' Doesn't Dennis remember Mr. Mu letting the blue one walk in the midst of his rant?

'''THE MU:''' No, that was definitely an exception I made.

'''DENNIS:''' ...Clunk.

''{Cut to a street. JCM is walking down it, thinking.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{thinking}''Man, first NachoMan, then Dennis, and now The Mu. Why doesn't anyone care about the greatness of Decemberween?

''{Music starts playing as JCM.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{singing}'' Each day I walk around mistreated, but stay positive. Decemberween's one reason why I continue to live. It is something that everyone should always hold dear. It is the greatest time of the year!

''{Cut to the interrogation room.}''

'''MAN:''' Stop! What is this? Yesterday: The Musical?

'''JCM:''' What? I was just recounting everything that happened yesterday.

'''MAN:''' ''{dry}'' You're making all of this up, aren't you?

'''JCM:''' Of course not! You wanted the truth, I'm giving you the truth! The truth is not always easy to believe!

'''MAN:''' OK, so let's recount this. You started out coming out of a locker with a pocket rocket, then a drunk driver knocked you to your house, then you talked to some random guy about a stupid event with a frog, then you talked to who appears to be a female cybergeek, then you were approached by a thought policeman, then you expressed your feelings in song. Correct?

'''JCM:''' Yes.

'''MAN:''' Get out.

'''JCM:''' Wait! Just let em finish! OK?

'''MAN:''' Fine, but you have 30 more minutes to recount everything that happened, and if I don't hear anything relating to the incident yourself, I'm arresting you for withholding evidence.

'''JCM:''' Now, like I was saying...

''{Cut back to the street.}''

'''JCM:''' It is the greatest...time. Of the yeeeeaaarr!

''{A glass bottle is thrown at JCM's head.}''

'''CAR DRIVER:''' Shut up, kid!

'''JCM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ow.

''{JCM gets up and walks to his house.}''

''{Cut to JCM's room.}''

'''JCM:''' It's time to spread the spirit of Decemberween and bring these Scrooges to the dust!

''{JCM then takes off his hat and shakes some pieces of glass out of it.}''

'''JCM:''' No wonder my head was itchy.

''{Cut to Homfrog's house. JCM walks in. A knife is thrown right over his head.}''

'''JCM:''' My goodness!

''{Homfrog walks onscreen.}''

'''HOMFROG:''' Sorry, one of my fake characters got angry that we didn't like his meal.

'''JCM:''' You made a chef character?

'''HOMFROG:''' No.

''{They both look at each other for a few seconds.}''

'''JCM:''' So, how was your day, Homfrog?

'''HOMFROG:''' Fine, how was yours?

'''JCM:''' Normal.

'''HOMFROG:''' That's too bad.

'''JCM:''' So, I heard you're planning on returning to the School Student School.

'''HOMFROG:''' Yep, in the flesh.

'''JCM:''' I must warn you, there might be some students not as happy as others about it.

'''HOMFROG:''' Oh please, can you think of one person that doesn't like me?

''{NachoMan's head appears in a thought bubble.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' The place sucked enough without him!

''{The thought bubble goes away.}''

'''JCM:''' You're right. I can't.

'''HOMFROG:''' I knew it. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go fix some characters.

''{Homfrog and JCM both walk their separate ways.}''

''{Cut to a forest. JCM walks through it with the same knife that nearly killed him at Homfrog's house.}''

'''JCM:''' The first thing a great Decemberween needs is a tree!

''{JCM finds a tree and shoves his knife into it. He then tries to take it out but it doesn't budge.}''

'''JCM:''' Oh, dear.

''{Suddenly, TreeWithAChainsaw walks onscreen.}''

'''TREEWITHACHAINSAW:''' What are you doing to that tree?

'''JCM:''' Oh no! It's TreeWithAChainsaw, defender of trees, nightmare of lumberjacks!

'''TREEWITHACHAINSAW:''' Yeah, it's me, in the living flesh. I wish I could say the same about you in a few seconds!

''{TreeWithAChainsaw turns on his chainsaw and JCM cowers in fear.}''

'''JCM:''' Please spare me! I was just trying to get a Decemberween tree to bring the spirit of Decemberween back to Wiki City!

'''TREEWITHACHAINSAW:''' Oh, that's all? Why didn't you just say so?

''{TreeWithAChainsaw cuts off his chainsaw and reaches into his leaves. He takes out a piece of paper.}''

'''TREEWITHACHAINSAW:''' This is a list of stores in Wiki City that sells fake Decemberween trees. You can have it, but I better not see you and that knife in this forest, you hear?

'''JCM:''' Yes, I hear! Thanks!

''{JCM grabs the list and runs offscreen.}''

''{Cut to JCM's house. He brings in a small tree with lights on it.}''

'''JCM:''' Great! Now all I have to do is get my shopping hat! I'm going to the mall!

''{Cut to the interrogation room.}''

'''MAN:''' 15 minutes.

'''JCM:''' Don't worry. I'm almost there!

''{Cut to outside the mall. JCM walks onscreen with a Santa-like hat.}''

'''JCM:''' Who would've known that my mom was keeping this under her pillow the entire time? It almost seemed like she was hiding it from me.

''{Skullbuggy drives into JCM, knocking him into the snow.}''

''{JCM gets back up.}''

'''JCM:''' Whoa, that was a freak accident. Thank goodness I glued this to my head.

'''SKULLB:''' Crap, it survived.

''{Cut to inside the mall. Everyone looks toward him and laughs.}''

'''JCM:''' Hey! I'm bringing joy and cheer to everyone already! I didn't even get one present yet!

''{JCM skips though the various stores in the mall with a bag that gets bigger every trip.}''

'''JCM:''' Well, that's more than enough gifts for every person in the city! And people even kept trying to steal my hat! I didn't know it was that cool! But that guy that succeeded then tried to light a match to it was confusing. Must've been a custom in his country.

''{JCM is about to walk out of the store when his eye is caught on a chorus.}''

'''SINGERS:''' Here comes the Decemberween Thnikkaman!

''{JCM jumps with joy.}''

'''JCM:''' Yes! The last ingredient to a perfect Decemberween! And just in the nick of time, too!

''{The Thnikkaman walks out of the the mall and JCM runs to him.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{quickly}'' The Thnikkaman, you need to help me! The people of Wiki City are losing their Decemberween spirit and you and I are the only one that can bring it back to them! You have to help me save the holiday, which is exactly tomorrow, please, for the love of Jupiter, please!

''{While he talks, a silhouette is walking through the snow with a wagon containing a moving bag in it.}''

'''THE THNIKKAMAN:''' Yeah. ''{takes off his sunglasses}'' Shut up, kid!

'''JCM:''' ...Is that a yes?

''{The Thnikkaman shakes his head and walks offscreen.}''

'''JCM:''' No, really!

''{JCM runs after The Thnikkaman.}''

''{Cut to a street. JCM runs down it.}''

'''JCM:''' The Thnikkaman! The Thnikkaman!

''{Zoom out. JCM bumps into the silhouette with the wagon.}''

'''SILHOUETTE:''' ''{deep voice}'' Watch where you're going!

'''JCM:''' Sorry, mister. You need help with the bag?

'''SILHOUETTE:''' NO! I mean, it's not that much of a problem. Thanks, though.

''{JCM backs out the way and the silhouette continues on his way. Zoom back into JCM.}''

'''JCM:''' Bye!

''{Cut to the interrogation room.}''

'''MAN:''' You let the freaking criminal pass you?

'''JCM:''' Uh, yes.

'''MAN:''' Are you insane?

'''JCM:''' Hey, that's not fair! I didn't know there was a person in that bag!

'''MAN:''' Well, you could have looked at the fact that the bag was moving and the man's reaction to your offer and put 2 and 2 together!

'''JCM:''' What does the number 5 have to do with this?

''{The man facepalms.}''

'''MAN:''' OK, you told me everything I need to know in detail, and with 7 minutes to spare. You can leave now.

'''JCM:''' Do I get a-

'''MAN:''' Please. You can have anything you want. Just get the heck out of here.

'''JCM:''' I just wanted one of those donuts you police guys eat.

'''MAN:''' You can have all of our donuts! Just LEAVE ME ALONE!

'''JCM:''' Cool.

''{JCM walks out of the room and the man's face falls onto the table.}''

''{The End}''

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