JCM: JCM moved page JCMovies/12Â½ to JCMovies/12.5

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JCM moved page JCMovies/12Â½ to JCMovies/12.5

Brerose at 02:40, 4 December 2008

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JCM: New page: JCM and the other students go on a field trip and end up stuck in Texas. == Movie == ''{A school bus with "WUW' painted on it rides down the road.}'' '''STUDENTS:''' ''{in bus, singing}...

2008-11-16T23:10:04Z

New page: JCM and the other students go on a field trip and end up stuck in Texas. == Movie == ''{A school bus with "WUW' painted on it rides down the road.}'' '''STUDENTS:''' ''{in bus, singing}...

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JCM and the other students go on a field trip and end up stuck in Texas.

== Movie ==

''{A school bus with "WUW' painted on it rides down the road.}''

'''STUDENTS:''' ''{in bus, singing}'' The wheels on the bus go round and round! Round and round! Round and round! The wheels on the bus go-

''{The bus sputters and then stops.}''

''{Cut to the inside of the bus.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{worried}'' What just happened.

'''SUPER SAM:''' It seems we've run out of gas. I guess that means our field trip to Atlanta, Georgia is postponed.

'''JCM:''' Where are we?

'''SUPER SAM:''' I don't know. Let's ask that civilian.

''{Super Sam opens the windows and grabs a man walking by.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Listen, ol' chap, can you tell us where we are?

'''MAN:''' Somewhere in Texas. Now, let go of me, you racist!

'''SUPER SAM:''' ''{dry}'' I'll let that one slide.

''{Super Sam lets go of the man's shirt and he runs away.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' So, we're in Texas!

'''JCM:''' What? Are you saying that we've been going the wrong way the entire time?!

'''BLUEBRY:''' TEXAS ''{censored}'' YEAH!

'''JCM:''' Quiet, muffin! Now, we have to get out of here as soon as possible!

'''SUPER SAM:''' OK, can you push the bus to the nearest gas station?

'''JCM:''' Of course I can!

'''SUPER SAM:''' Then, do it while we look around Texas. I expect the bus to be back in this same exact spot in 3 hours.

'''JCM:''' Fine! W-wait.

''{All of the student run over JCM out the door.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' See you later, backseat teacher.

''{Super Sam jumps over JCM out of the bus.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{muffled}'' I hate my life.

''{Cut to outside the bus. Super Sam draws a mark in the ground with his foot.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Come back to this mark after you get the tank full!

''{Super Sam walks offscreen.}''

''{Cut to a barn. Super Sam and the student walk in.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Hello? Is anyone in here?

''{Pan left to show an old lady sewing in a chair.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' Hello, my pretties.

''{Super Sam and the students scream.}''

''{Cut to the bus. JCM is pushing is as hard as he can. He is only 1 foot from the mark.}''

'''JCM:''' Ugh, there has to be another way to do this.

''{Suddenly, bugs crawl all over the bus and on JCM's hand. JCM shakes the bugs off his hand.}''

'''JCM:''' Oh no! The bugs are going to eat up the bus! What will I do now?

''{Cut to the barn. Super Sam and the students are still screaming.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' Calm down, children. I just want to tell you a story.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Will it be our last?

'''OLD LADY:''' Of course not. Now, sit down. It's OK.

''{Everyone looks at each other and sits down.}''

''{Cut to the bus. JCM walks onscreen with a gloves on and a cactus.}''

'''JCM:''' Eat water, fools!

''{JCM squeezes the cactus and water squirts out from it onto the bus. All of the bugs fall off and the words melt off the bus.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{wipes off sweat}'' Phew. Time to push again.

''{Cut to the barn. The old lady walks onscreen with a book.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' OK, then, I call this "The Texan Story".

'''NOID:''' How original.

'''OLD LADY:''' Once upon a time...

''{Cut to a gas station. A bus falls through the roof. JCM jumps out of it and waves to the sky.}''

'''JCM:''' Thanks, Mr. Pterodactyl!

''{A bird caw is heard.}''

'''JCM:''' You can only find them in Texas. Now, time to get this bus some gas!

''{JCM pumps gas into the bus and drives off in it. The man from earlier comes out of the gas shop.}''

'''MAN:''' ''{angry}''What the ''{censored}'' happened to the roof? Who would-the Australian.

''{The man runs offscreen.}''

''{Cut to a road. The bus drives down it. Suddenly, a thunderstorm starts.}''

''{Cut to the barn.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' ...And the Texans got out their guns and said. "Madness? THIS IS TEXAS!" and shot him into the water.

''{Lightning flashes and thunder is heard. Everyone gasps.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' Oh my. It seems that a thunderstorm is brewing.

'''SUPER SAM:''' It's OK. We had to leave soon, anyway. Bye. That was a great story, by the way.

''{The students agree and gets up.}''

'''OLD LADY:''' Hope you see you again, sweeties.

''{Super Sam and the students leave.}''

''{Cut to the road. JCM gets out of the bus and looks around.}''

'''JCM:''' Dang it! The mark is washed away! How am I supposed to find everyone now?

''{A big wind blows JCM and the bus offscreen.}''

''{Cut to a road.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' I sure hope that the mark's still there. If not, we're in for a heck of a search.

''{The wind blows the bus and and JCM right in front of Super Sam.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' If only I had an easy button...

'''JCM:''' OK, this irony hurts my head. Or that may have been from being blown 6 miles to get here.

'''SUPER SAM:''' Well, get a first aid kit when we get back. Let's go!

'''MAN:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stop right there!

'''JCM:''' Well, which one is it? Stop right there or let's go? I'm getting confused.

''{The man walks onscreen with a baseball bat in his hand.}''

'''MAN:''' Who do you think you are, THROWING A TRUCK THROUGH MY ROOF?!

'''JCM:''' ''{raises hand}'' Actually, that was me. And it ''fell'' through the roof for your information.

''{The man looks at JCM dryly.}''

'''JCM:''' Did I say something? Also, don't you think it's a little too rainy to be playing baseball.

'''SUPER SAM:''' ''{quickly}'' Well, see you at the school JCM, hopefully. Come on, kids.

''{Super Sam and the students run into the bus and it drives off.}''

'''JCM:''' Uh, guys, you forgot me!

''{The man walks closer to JCM and swings it at him. JCM ducks just in time.}''

'''JCM:''' OK, I know my head is kind of abnormally round, but it's not a baseball!

''{The man swings it at JCM again and he ducks again.}''

'''JCM:''' OK, I'll take that you're deaf.

''{JCM runs offscreen and the man follows him.}''

''{Cut to JCM being pursued by the man. The music from the end of [[hrwiki:Under Construction|Under Construction]] plays. The screen freezes in the "sketchy" format.}''

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JCM: JCM moved page JCMovies/12Â½ to JCMovies/12.5

Brerose at 02:40, 4 December 2008

JCM: New page: JCM and the other students go on a field trip and end up stuck in Texas. == Movie == ''{A school bus with "WUW' painted on it rides down the road.}'' '''STUDENTS:''' ''{in bus, singing}...