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JCM runs for student body president.

== Movie ==

''{The opening theme starts, as usual, but then, signs come onscreen saying "BLUEBRY 4 PREZ" while JCM does the robot. JCM looks around surprised and steps to the right as the robot falls and crashes through the ground.}''

'''STUDENTS:''' ''{offscreen}'' We want change! And we want it low in fat!

'''JCM:''' What on Earth?

''{JCM jumps into the robot's hole and finds himself in front of the school student school.}''

'''JCM:''' Is this some kind of a special?

''{JCM turns to find students walking down the street with signs saying "BLUEBRY 4 PREZ", "Bluebry as a president", and "''{censored}'' YEAH!".}''

'''JCM:''' Is this some kind of new fad?

'''ROBOT:''' ''{offscreen}'' DOES THIS MEAN MY DANCE IS OBSOLETE?

''{Zoom out to show JCM standing on the robot.}''

'''JCM:''' Uh, maybe?

''{The robot's eyes turn red and it gets up, causing JCM to fall onto the ground.}''

'''ROBOT:''' I WILL DESTROY ANYONE THAT MAKES MY DANCE OBSOLETE.

''{The robot's eyes shoots lasers at all of the signs, causing them to disappear. Chaos walks to JCM angrily.}''

'''CHAOS:''' You owe us $5 for those signs!

'''JCM:''' What are you doing, anyway?

'''CHAOS:''' Haven't you heard? We nominated Bluebry for student body president! He's going to win, as usual, since there's no competitors, but we just like making ads.

'''JCM:''' Student body president?

''{Zoom in to JCM's eyes. They contain him waving to everyone on top of a moving limo. Suddenly, he hits a branch and falls off the limo. Zoom back out.}''

'''JCM:''' How come my fantasies never end well? But, that doesn't matter. I'm going against Bluebry in the elections!

''{Gasps are heard. Students start talking in disbelief.}''

'''JCM:''' That's right! Last year is going to be the last year that we are ruled by a muffin! I am going to stand up against that rotten pastry!

''{Bluebry jumps out of the school.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' OK, JCM. For one thing, muffins don't rot. They get stale. Which I am not. I clean daily.

''{Bluebry throws a blueberry in JCM's mouth.}''

'''JCM:''' Darn! It's delicious!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Another thing, you can't possibly be going against me for student body president. Go run for something less important, like treasurer.

'''JCM:''' No way! We are not going to be ruled by food anymore! Who's with me?!

''{The students cheer.}''

'''JCM:''' Who will vote for JCM for 2008?!

''{The entire place is silent. A cricket chirps. Zoom in to the cricket. He is holding a miniature sign saying "JCM FOR PREZ".}''

'''CRICKET:''' Woohoo!

''{Zoom back out. JCM clears his throat.}''

'''JCM:''' Well, how can Bluebry lose if I don't win?

'''ZOO977:''' Easy. We'll just run against both of you.

''{The student cheer. Zoom in to the cricket. It throws the sign behind his shoulder.}''

'''CRICKET:''' Yeah! Screw JCM!

''{Zoom back out. JCM looks at everyone dryly.}''

'''JCM:''' You guys are going to go against your own friends? I'm going to see ugliness in this.

'''CHWOKA:''' JCM, this could not possibly become uglier than you.

'''JCM:''' Anything is possible, Chwoka!

''{JCM touches Chwoka on the nose and he grabs his arm.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Touch me again and I will tear your arms off.

'''JCM:''' ''{scared}'' Yes sir.

''{Chwoka lets go of JCM arm and Super Sam walks out of the school.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Crikey, why are all of you out here? Get back in immediately.

''{All of the students run back into the school except JCM.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Didn't you hear me, JCM?

'''JCM:''' Sam, I need to talk to you. Man to man.

'''SUPER SAM:''' ...Where's the other man?

'''JCM:''' It's you, silly!

'''SUPER SAM:''' ''{facepalms}'' Just get on with it.

'''JCM:''' Everyone is going to turn against each other because of some stupid election. You have to stop them!

'''SUPER SAM:''' No thanks. As long as no one gets hurt, I don't care.

'''JCM:''' Fine then! But when this gets out of hand, it will be you to blame!

''{JCM walks into the school.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh my gosh!

''{Super Sam runs into the school.}''

''{Cut to a view of the hallway. It has ads all and holes over the walls, boxes on the ground, and a banner at the top saying "School Student Presidential Elections".}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' What is going on?

'''CHAOS:''' Well, presidential elections need ads, boxes to say speeches and platforms on, and extra rooms to reveal parties, do debates, and, of course, vote!

'''JCM:''' See? It went too far already!

'''SUPER SAM:''' No, it's OK. Just get rid of all this by November or else I will tear the whole school down.

''{JCM breaks into body parts.}''

'''JCM'S HEAD:''' I should have you people charged for assault.

''{SkullBuggy drives by with some ads on his back.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Skully, 08!

''{JCM's body parts bounce offscreen.}''

''{Cut to JCM's House. JCM is standing in the middle of a bunch of paper, pencils, scissors, and tape.}''

'''JCM:''' I'll teach those guys to mess with me! I'll make the greatest and most perfect ad ever! Even if it takes for-ever! If forever is by next month.

''{JCM picks up a pencil and starts drawing until it runs out of lead. He takes out a camera and takes a picture of himself. He tapes the picture to the paper and draws on it with another pencil. He wipes off some sweat.}''

'''JCM:''' Done!

''{Cut to a view of the paper. It has a picture of JCM standing in front of the white house. On him are the words "JCM FOR PREZ".}''

'''JCM:''' Yes! This is perfect! Now, time for some copying!

''{JCM runs to the copy machine. He puts his ad in it and turns it on. It shakes for a moment then spit the picture out and coughs.}''

'''JCM:''' It's that bad? Oh, come on! Man up!

''{JCM starts to shove the ad back into the copy machine but then it turns around, blocking his way.}''

'''JCM:''' Gah! Fine, I'll do it myself.

''{JCM walks out of the room angrily and the copy machine turns back around.}''

''{Cut to the student school. JCM crawls tiredly inside with rolled up ads in his pant's back pocket and his face on the ground. Badstar watches him.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Oh my gosh, JCM, did you get enough sleep?

'''JCM:''' ''{muffled}'' Shut up.

''{JCM gets up and takes some tape out of his shirt pocket. He gets out his ads and runs all over the school taping ads on all of the walls.}''

'''JCM:''' There, done. Now, everyone will know to vote for me!

''{Chaos walks onscreen and draws an X on JCM's ad with a marker.}''

'''CHOAS:''' No!

''{Chaos walks offscreen with his marker. JCM sighs.}''

''{Cut to JCM's house.}''

'''JCM:''' OK, I can't run for president alone, so I'll have to get a...

''{Zoom in to JCM's face.}''

'''JCM:''' Vice president! And I know just who to get!

''{Cut to an alleyway. JCM walks down it with a trench coat on. He sees something and runs toward it.}''

'''JCM:''' Brown?

''{Cut to a view of a small boy who turns around to reveal he is Charlie Brown. JCM smiles.}''

''{Cut to JCM's house. He walks in with Charlie Brown.}''

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' Wait, so you want me to be your VP? For free?

'''JCM:''' Well, I can leave you in that alleyway to starve to death.

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' But, but, I'm a child star.

'''JCM:''' But, but, I don't care. Now, either help me or help yourself. It's your choice.

''{Charlie Brown looks at JCM angrily.}''

''{Cut to the school student school. JCM walks onscreen with Charlie Brown.}''

'''JCM:''' Have you met my vice prez?

'''NOID:''' ''{shocked}'' JCM, you teamed up with a comic star?

'''JCM:''' Jealous, aren't you?

'''NOID:''' No, cause I teamed up with a champion!

''{Bluebry hops onscreen.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' You vice president seems like a nice guy. I'll feel a little sorrier when I kick you guys'-

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' I want to go home!

'''JCM:''' No. First, we have some bribing to do.

''{Cut to a random house. A knock is heard. The door opens to reveal Charlie Brown with a copy of his shirt in his hands.}''

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' ''{dryly}'' Vote for JCM and you'll get this free shirt in return.

'''MAN:''' Oh my gosh! Charlie Brown! Can I have your autograph.

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' No autograph until you vote.

'''MAN:''' Yes, sir! I can't wait to tell my wife about this!

''{The man runs offscreen.}''

'''WIFE:''' Who or what is a JCM?

''{Charlie Brown walks off and sighs. JCM jumps out a bush.}''

'''JCM:''' You're doing a great job! Just...do this for an actual wiki user next time.

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' I can't continue this. You see, uh, Snoopy needs me!

'''JCM:''' Don't worry! I got your dog to help me, too! See?

''{JCM points to another part of the lawn, where Snoopy is printing out ads from his laptop.}''

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' When did he get a laptop?

'''JCM:''' Well, I'd love to stand here and play 20 questions with you, but I've got an election to win!

''{Cut to the student school. JCM, Charlie Brown and Snoopy walk inside in slow motion.}''

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' Why are we walking this slow?

'''JCM:''' For emphasis. Duh.

'''SNOOPY:''' ''{thinking}'' I feel like a celebrity again.

''{Cut to a room. Bluebry, The Noid, Raiku, Kirbychu HR'D, Badstar, Im a bell, Zoo977, Dot, Skullbuggy, Chwoka, Vindicator, and Chaosvii7 are sitting in chairs.}''

'''CHAOS:''' We just have to wait until JCM gets here before we start the voting.

'''VINDICATOR:''' Where are those kids, anyway?

''{Cut to the hallway. JCM, Charlie Brown and Snoopy walk down the hallway still in slow motion.}''

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' We've been going like this for 10 minutes now. Can we stop?

'''JCM:''' Shh. Talking will ruin the effect.

''{Suddenly, a rock hits JCM in the head, causing him to fall.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Get out here, already, dumb''{censored}''!

''{Charlie Brown and Snoopy picks JCM up and runs into the room.}''

''{Cut to the room. Chaos walks onto a box.}''

'''CHAOS:''' OK, everyone. Now, you created your ads and platforms, chose your parties, made your speeches, and I'm now here to tell you that 5 teams have been wasting their time.

'''JCM:''' Wait, what?

'''CHAOS:''' Yep! I'm trimming them down to two!

''{All of the students discuss in shock.}''

'''CHAOS:''' And those lucky two are...

''{Zoom into JCM biting his "fingernails".}''

'''JCM:''' Wait, I don't have fingernails. Youch!

''{JCM shakes his hand in pain.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Are you quite finished?

'''JCM:''' Yeah, go ahead.

'''CHAOS:''' The remaining two are...

''{Suspenseful music plays and then abruptly stops as Bluebry calls out.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' Will you just get on with it?

'''CHAOS:''' ''{quickly}'' Bluebry/Noid and SkullB/Chwoka.

'''JCM:''' Yes! We did it! Yeah!

''{JCM runs up to the box and kisses Chaos on the cheek. He then does a little dance.}''

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' Um, JCM, I haven't cleaned my ears out in a while, but I'm pretty sure he didn't call your name.

''{JCM freezes.}''

'''CHAOS:''' He's right. You and your unoriginal friends are eliminated from the election.

'''SNOOPY:''' ''{thinking}'' What? I'm not unoriginal! I'm clean! I washed my hands in the sewer this morning!

''{JCM falls backwards and Charlie Brown facepalms.}''

'''CHARLIE BROWN:''' Let's go, Snoopy.

'''SNOOPY:''' ''{thinking}'' "Let's go?" Are you saying I'm not getting my fame back? No!

''{Charlie Brown picks up Snoopy, who tries to struggle free.}''

'''SNOOPY:''' ''{thinking}'' I'll sue you guys for everything you have if you don't give me back my happiness!

''{Charlie Brown walks out and Snoopy bends back in the door's view and shakes his fist.}''

'''SNOOPY:''' Sue you!

''{Snoopy is pulled from the door's sight.}''

'''CHAOS:''' So, voting will begin in 5 minutes. Now, get out while I fix this place up for voting.

''{Everyone leaves the room. Fade to a screen that says "4 minutes and 30 seconds later...". Fade back. The room now looks completely like the inside of a polling place.}''

'''CHAOS:''' OK, you can come in now!

''{Everyone walks back in.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Voting begins in 10 seconds.

'''STUDENTS:''' 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3-

'''JCM:''' Are you sure you don't want to reconsider me?

'''STUDENTS:''' 1!

''{Chaos slides onto the ground and raises his hand.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Liftoff! Sorry, I've just always wanted to do that.

''{Chaos gets back up and everyone puts their ballots in the boxes. Chaos takes all of them out and smiles.}''

'''CHAOS:''' It seems we have some write-ins.

'''BLUEBRY:''' What?!

'''JCM:''' Well, of course I didn't vote for Bluebry or Skullbuggy.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah, I'd expect that from you, but you allowed ''write-ins''?

'''CHAOS:''' Well, I didn't disallow them. So, the write-ins were Shaur/Mu and Sam/Clam.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Well, that doesn't matter. Just crown me president and I'll take care of the non-believers later.

'''CHAOS:''' I can't do that.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Why not?

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, speaking of why not, did you meet my new pet? It's a Wynaut.

'''BLUEBRY:''' Just tell me why!

'''CHAOS:''' OK, OK. It's because you didn't win.

'''BLUEBRY:''' But that's impossible!

'''CHAOS:''' No, it isn't. In fact, it's tied between Sammy and Skully.

'''JCM:''' Well, Super Sam has more real authority so that means he wins, right?

'''CHAOS:''' Wrong. Everyone knows that rule 34 states-

'''SUPER SAM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Don't even.

'''CHAOS:''' Rule 34 in the ''political yearbook'' states that if a written-in candidate was ever tied with a regular candidate, the regular candidate would win by default.

'''JCM:''' Oh.

'''CHAOS:''' So, people, you know what that means. The new president of the school student school is Skullbuggy!

'''JCM:''' Hey, that also means that one of my best friends is vice president!

'''CHAOS:''' Wait, I thought that was Chwoka.

''{SkullB runs onscreen.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Yes! I knew getting legs would work! I mean, everyone needs a president that can walk, right?

'''JCM:''' Dang! You sacrificing your buggyness worked! I should've sacrificed something, too! Maybe I can donate some blood next time.

''{Chwoka walks onscreen.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Any hospital desperate enough to take ''your'' blood is near bankruptcy. Now, I have some VP stuff to do! Let's go, SkullB!

''{SkullB puts on a giant sticker that which says in small words "I DIDN'T VOTED BUT STILL WON" and he leaves with Chwoka.}''

'''JCM:''' ''{sighs}'' Oh well, at least I got a free shirt in the process.

''{Zoom in as JCM takes off his shirt to reveal a copy of Charlie Brown's shirt, in the same fashion as his green shirt, underneath it Zoom out to show JCM standing on the robot from the theme song again.}''

'''ROBOT:''' YOU ARE SAD.

''{Suddenly, Lightning Guy flies onscreen.}''

'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Well, I guess that was an electrifying election.

''{Everyone laughs.}''

'''JCM:''' Hey! That's the name of the episode!

''{Everyone looks at JCM dryly.}''

'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' I'm... going to stop making random appearances from now on. And give me my robot back. He's rented.

''{Lightning Guy takes the robot from under JCM and flies offscreen with it. Zoom into JCM.}''

'''JCM:''' Wait, what am I standing on?

''{JCM looks down and then falls.}''

''{The End}''

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