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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Iori gets a jewel named after him.<br />
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'''Cast:''' Iori, Museum Employee<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''IORI:''' ''{singing while typing "iori_email.exe"}'' Email song! I can't think of an email song!<br />
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<blockquote class="Iori"><br />
<div>Subject: your awesome nameyness</div><br />
Hey Iori,<br/><br />
Your name is so awesome.<br/><br />
You should have a relic named<br/> <br />
after you, like "The Orb of Iori"<br/><br />
or "The Saint Jewel Emerald of Iori"<br/><br />
or quite possibly even "The Steel Toe of Iori"<br/><br />
or something. <br/><br />
Sinserly,<br/><br />
RAINBO WSWORD MASTER GUYMAN<br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
''{after "Your name is so awesome.", Iori says "Why, thank you!". Instead of "RAINBO WSWORD MASTER GUYMAN", Iori says "Rambo, wishing well, whatever."}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{typing}'' Ha, those names are like subtitles for an Indiana Jones movie! Anyway, a relic named after me? That sounds awesome! I hear that the local museum has some jewels n' stuff that some of the employees are naming after random people. I know that there's an "Emerald of Coach Z", so let's go over there. ''{slight pause}'' Coach Z has an emerald named after him. Rubbish I say!<br />
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''{cut to the inside of a museum where Iori and a museum employee are}''<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' You want a jewel named after you, right?<br />
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'''IORI:''' Yes. Is there a red one?<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' Yes, the red ones are rubies.<br />
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'''IORI:''' Nah, ruby is also a girls name. Any others?<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' Emeralds, diamonds- ''{interuptted}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' Can a diamond be red?<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' Unless we paint it red, then no.<br />
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'''IORI:''' Well paint it then!<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' Okay.<br />
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<big>The next day...</big><br />
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''{they're at the museum. the employee shows Iori the red diamond}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' Wow, it looks like it hasn't been painted.<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' That's because it hasn't. I found this.<br />
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'''IORI:''' Wow. A red diamond.<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' The name of this diamond will be "The Red Diamond of Iori". Is that good?<br />
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'''IORI:''' Dude, you sound like a computer. Oh, and yes.<br />
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'''EMPLOYEE:''' Alright. We'll put up the diamond for display tommorow.<br />
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'''IORI:''' Sweet!<br />
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''{cut back at the compy}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' Well, there you have it, Rambo. A red diamond named after me. Awesome, eh? They let anyone get a jewel named after them, so it may not seem as cool to you as I think it is. Now allow me to end this email with a fade to the diamond named after me. ...<span style="text-decoration: blink;"><font color=red>'''{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}'''</font></span><br />
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''{fade to the diamond in the museum}''<br />
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{{Paper|Click [[Iori Email.cheese/Inbox|here]]|to email Iori}}<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
===Real World References===<br />
*Iori mentions [[Wikipedia:Rambo|Rambo]] and [[Wikipedia:Indiana Jones|Indiana Jones]].<br />
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{{Iori's Emails}}</div>Patrick