https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Iori_Email.cheese%2F01Iori Email.cheese/01 - Revision history2026-06-10T03:33:30ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Iori_Email.cheese/01&diff=29582&oldid=prevPatrick: New page: Iori tells about the time he was in the Homestarmy. '''Cast:''' Iori, Strong Bad, Homestar, Homsar, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, The Cheat ==Transcript== '''IORI:''' ''{singing while typing "...2008-08-07T01:01:28Z<p>New page: Iori tells about the time he was in the Homestarmy. '''Cast:''' Iori, Strong Bad, Homestar, Homsar, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, The Cheat ==Transcript== '''IORI:''' ''{singing while typing "...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Iori tells about the time he was in the Homestarmy.<br />
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'''Cast:''' Iori, Strong Bad, Homestar, Homsar, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, The Cheat<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''IORI:''' ''{singing while typing "iori_email.exe"}'' Email rap song, 1 2 3, check the first email with me, Iori!<br />
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<blockquote class="Iori"><br />
<div>subject: Empire</div><br />
Dear <s>Idiot</s> Iori,<br><br />
Have you ever created an empire where you were the king?<br><br />
Sincerely,<br><br />
Your bunkmate, Homestar tiger<br />
</blockquote><br />
''{at the beginning, Iori says "Dear idiot, I mean Iori."}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{typing}'' An empire where I was king? No. No. Never. Ever. <small>Jibney</small>But I did join an empire once, or an army, or whatever. The leader was some guy, who had a bowl on his head, and held a spoon, and looked like Homestar- ''{interrupted}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{coming in}'' Uh, Senor Smallbrain, that ''was'' Homestar.<br />
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'''IORI:''' Really? I thought it was Bill Cosby.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' How did you get Bill Cosby instead of Homestar wearing a bowl on his head?<br />
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'''IORI:''' Well, it all started when- ''{interrupted}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, I don't care anymore. Bye. ''{leaves}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{typing}'' So, it was Homestar. I think Bill Cosby would make a much better leader. Anyway, I joined the H star R...army when Stro Bro told me that I couldn't join his army.<br />
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''{cut to Strongbadia}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{enters}'' Hey Stro Bro, can I- ''{interrupted}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No.<br />
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'''IORI:''' Ok. ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{cut back to Iori's compy room}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{typing}'' So I joined the H star-my. I didn't have an orange bowl, so I used the closest thing I could find...<br />
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''{cut to the Stick where the Homestarmy is; Iori has a pot on his head}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, Iori, you could've just asked me for the bowl.<br />
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''{cut back to Iori's compy room}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' So then I just, asked him for the uniform.<br />
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''{cut back to the Stick where the Homestarmy is; Iori has the "uniform" on}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ok men, <small>and Homsar,</small> we will strike Strongbadia at 7:00!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, Homestar, it ''is'' 7:00.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, ok. So we will strike right now! Gentlemen, <small>and Homsar,</small> turn right! Forward march! ''{the Homestarmy march toward Strongbadia}'' Strong Bad! We declare war on your civilization!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uh, yes!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok, Strong Mad, get them!<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' YES, SIR! ''{charges at Homestar}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The pipes are broken! ''{attempts to spin kick Strong Mad, but Strong Mad catches Homestar by the leg and throws him offscreen}''<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' WHO'S NEXT?<br />
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'''IORI:''' Bad, Strong Mad! You are grounded!<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' I'M SORRY, IORI! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!<br />
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'''IORI:''' Aw, I can't stay mad at you! Come on, let's play Monopoly!<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' I HAVE DIBS ON THE RACE CAR!<br />
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'''IORI:''' Ok, I'll be the shoe.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whaa?!? Did you just <small>sort of</small>defeat Strong Mad?!?<br />
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'''IORI:''' Whoa, I guess I did. ''{The Cheat is punching Iori's shins}'' Uh, hi? Please stop? ''{The Cheat gives up due to exaustion}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Did we just get defeated by Iori?!?!?!<br />
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'''IORI:''' Yes, you did, I guess.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Nooooooooooo-can I play Monopoly too? I call battleship!<br />
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'''IORI:''' Uh, sure.<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat sounds}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' Sure, you can also play Monopoly.<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat sounds that sound like "I call the Iron!"}''<br />
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''{cut back to Iori's compy room}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{typing}'' And so, that's what happened. I handed Homestar his 5 bucks and we all played Monopoly. I guess that's the answer to every problem; to play Monopoly. I gotta go; time to play Connect Four with Strong Mad. ''{leaves}''<br />
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{{Paper|Click [[Iori Email.cheese/Inbox|here]]|to email Iori}}<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
===Inside References===<br />
*Iori says "Jibney".<br />
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===H*R References===<br />
*This features the [[HRWiki:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]] gag. Or just mentions him.<br />
*Homestar also uses "The pipes are broken!" in [[HRWiki:dangeresque 3|dangeresque 3]].<br />
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===Real World References===<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Monopoly (board game)|Monopoly]] is a board game made by Parker Bros.<br />
**Lots of people (including me) like to pick the race car in Monopoly.<br />
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{{Iori's Emails}}</div>Patrick