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<p>Created page with &quot;== Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open to Garfield on his laptop. He checks his account statements, online.}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;GARFIELD:&#039;&#039;&#039; Let&#039;s see... &#039;&#039;{Garfield checks his checking and savings. B...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Open to Garfield on his laptop. He checks his account statements, online.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' Let's see...<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield checks his checking and savings. Both are high numbers.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' Well, I suppose I should make sure I have rent for a while...<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield does some number-crunching.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' ...Lex's rent will need to be accounted for, too... I don't blame him for finding our current economical system to be a joke, honestly.<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield does EVEN MORE number crunching.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' Hrm... yeah, I should get groceries at some point... that shouldn't cost TOO much, I don't think...<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield performs Number-Crunching Act 3.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' And now I have.... enough for maybe ONE or TWO auctions for a magical item of choice.<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield checks his closet, keeping his number-crunching within view.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' Is it enough for the Distance-Goer gloves? Or maybe an enchantment for the stand-up comedy monocle?<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield returns, and checks the Dwarfnet for any auctions. He does some number-crunching on another tab.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' Wait, did someone ''seriously'' outbid me on this? Ah, shit. How much did they-?<br /> <br /> ''{Short pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' Guess it's ONE auction today.<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield spends a lot of money. He checks to see how much disposable income he has remaining, after the fact.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' I'll have to give Volkov a hand with his restaurant sometime tomorrow...<br /> <br /> ''{Garfield facepalms.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARFIELD:''' Great, no wonder Edgymancer doesn't take me seriously.<br /> <br /> ''{End.}''</div>

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