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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Transcript</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Sign -Up ==<br /> <br /> *NachoMan<br /> *{{User:JCM/sig}}<br /> *{{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 00:45, 10 November 2008 (UTC)<br /> *{{User:Bluebry/sig}}<br /> <br /> == Summary ==<br /> <br /> Chwoka hosts an interview show!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Welcome, welcome everyone! Now, I was watching all the interview show boom, when I realized - Why do they make it episodic? So, I bought up a channel - Channel 3, some old news station - and now I have my very own 24/7 talk show. If you want to be a over-the-phone guest, call<br /> <br /> '''''503-555-5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555'''''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Or just come on down to<br /> <br /> '''''This Place'''''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' But for now, you'll have to settle for... NACHOMAN!<br /> <br /> ''{Nachoman walks through the door}''<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' What a sexy room. ''{plops down ona chair}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' So, Nacho, why do you call yourself Nachoman?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Because that is my name.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Get out. Now.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Nooo! Give me another chance!<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No. The only reason we picked you was your interesting name. So leave.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Okay, fine! I don't need you! ''{flips Chwoka's desk over and runs out in tears}''<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka sets the desk back up.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Let's take a caller now...<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka scrambles for the hpone, which is on the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Caller 1, you're on!<br /> <br /> '''SYLAR:''' ''{over phone}'' Thanks. Hi, I am Sylar.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' You're the guy I bought Channel 3 from! How's your life going?<br /> <br /> '''SYLAR:''' Could be worse. JUst got shot AND healed.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Shot? Where?<br /> <br /> '''SYLAR:''' Heart. It happened yesterday.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' You lying bastard!<br /> <br /> ''{Sylar opens his shirt, he has a bullet hole. However, he is on the phone, so you can't see that.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ...Okay, looks like Sylar is giving us the silent treatment now...<br /> <br /> '''SYLAR:''' I just sent you a picture through email.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' How do you know my email?<br /> <br /> '''SYLAR:''' I just know things.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Well, you know what's another good way of finding out thin gs? Looking at the televisions screen! Because you can clearly see that I have...No computer!<br /> <br /> ''{The screen freezes. A dotted line box apears on his desk, which blinks.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No computer!<br /> <br /> ''{The screen unfreezes}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Anyway, you're obviously delusional so...goodbye.<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka presses a button and the phone goes dead.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Our next contestant, Noid, hails from scenic Florida, and is currently going by the name Brooks. Please welcome...NOID!<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka gestures toward the door. Short pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Please welcome... Brooks!<br /> <br /> '''NOIDBROOKS:''' ''{runs on stage doing backflips}'' HELLO PRETTY PEOPLE!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Goodbye, very ugly man.<br /> <br /> ''{Noidbrooks is carried away by a conveyor belt.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Next up is our very own man-on-the-street... SEPHIROTH!<br /> <br /> ''{Sephiroth stumbles on the stage, holding a bottle of liquor. It appears he's drunk.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' DRINK! .....ARSE!!<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' They have a machine that does that, you know.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{BEEP}''!<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' And that was Hobo Ken! ''{shoos Sephiroth}'' Now, we're going to take a call.<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka picks up the telephone}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Yes, who is it?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' ''{on the phone}'' You know who it is!.. Leesten! Please give me another chance on your interview show! Please! PLEASE<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Fine. What do you have to say that is interesting?</div>

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