https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Interviewdoo%2FThe_thingInterviewdoo/The thing - Revision history2026-05-03T04:39:30ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Interviewdoo/The_thing&diff=99396&oldid=prevThe thing: New page: '''INTERVIEWER:''' Hello '''THE THING:''' Hello '''INTERVIEWER:''' How's it going? '''THE THING:''' Good '''INTERVIEWER:''' I have some questions for you. '''THE THING:''' Okay, shoot...2009-01-03T18:21:08Z<p>New page: '''INTERVIEWER:''' Hello '''THE THING:''' Hello '''INTERVIEWER:''' How's it going? '''THE THING:''' Good '''INTERVIEWER:''' I have some questions for you. '''THE THING:''' Okay, shoot...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''INTERVIEWER:''' Hello<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Hello<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' How's it going?<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Good<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' I have some questions for you.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Okay, shoot<br />
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''{interviewer shoots someone}''<br />
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'''THE THING:''' No, no I didn't mean literally.<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' Bien, désolé je n'ai pas su.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' What?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' Bien, désolé je n'ai pas su!<br />
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'''THE THING:''' I don't speak French!<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' Oh, whoops.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' So you're going to speak English now?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' That's not what I was saying whoops about.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Then what is it?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' I peed.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' What!?! I JUST bought new furniture!<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' I'm terribly sorry, I won't do it again.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Okay-- wait... you're not talking about something different are you?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' No<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Okay.<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' Now, to the questions.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Good.<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' Question 1, how many fingers am I holding up?<br />
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'''THE THING:''' What kind of question is that!?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' Answer quickly, time's running out.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' How much time do I have, 10 seconds?!?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' I'm sorry, the price is wrong.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' What are you talking about?!?<br />
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' We'll be right back after this word from our sponsors.<br />
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'''SPONSORS:''' Word.<br />
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' We're back!<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Alright, this is the weirdest interview ever.<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' I'm sorry. This is my first day on the job.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Oh, I see--<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' --said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' You know what, just leave.<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' But, there's no trees here, ''they'' have leaves.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' Alright then, give me more questions.<br />
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''{The interviewer hands The thing a bunch of pieces of paper saying "questions"}''<br />
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'''THE THING:''' No, I meant ask me questions!<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' Don't tell me what to do.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' But that's your job! Asking questions! Isn't it?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' No, I work at Tony's Pizza. Did you order pepperoni? <br />
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'''THE THING:''' What?... Oh, yeah, thanks. How much?<br />
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'''INTERVIEWER:''' $10. Because I'm superman.<br />
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'''THE THING:''' ...<br />
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*'''ANNOUNCER:''' We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors.<br />
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'''SPONCERS:''' Meow<br />
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'''DIRECTOR:''' No, you're suppose to say word!</div>The thing