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==Summary==
The group finds a portal in a Kohl's department sotre. Nothing new on the villain from the end of episode 3, however.

==Transcript==
'''CHAOS:''' That other half has to be here somewhere!

'''TRACY:'''''{ordering}'' I'll have a... mint cone... double-scoop.

'''CASHIER:''' Okay, would you like anything on that?

'''TRACY:''' Hmm... blood... and... Tortan.

'''CASHIER:''' I'm sorry, we're out of blood.

'''TRACY:'''''{sighs, gets out a vile of blood, hands to cashier}'' Use this.

'''CASHIER:''' Okay. ''{gets out an ice cream cone, puts two scoops of mint ice cream, Tortan, and the blood on it, hands to Tracy}'' Here you go! That'll be $5!

'''TRACY:''' ''{takes ice cream, hands $5 to the cashier}'' Thank you. Hold on. ''{to group}'' You guys want anything? I'm buying!

''{Sephiroth leaves the store, wearing an overcoat. It is stuffed full of Shopping.}''

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' HEY! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THOSE!!!

''{Sephiroth walks up to him, and raises his hand.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I did pay for those.

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' ''{Tranced}'' You did pay for those.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' You will give me some orange sherbert.

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' Here, have some Orange Sherbert. ''{Gives}''

''{Sephiroth Leaves. Vindicator walks in (XD Austin Powers references)}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' ''{to shopkeeper}'' Where is Batman hiding?

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' I have no idea what you are talking about.

'''VINDICATOR:''' Where is Batman hiding?

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' I'll die before I tell you!

'''VINDICATOR:''' ''{grabs shopkeeper by the collar, demonic shout}'' WHERE IS BATMAN HIDING?

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' ''{remains fearless}'' The Batcave. Batman is in the Batcave.

'''VINDICATOR:''' Oh really?

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' Bite my arm. I still won't tell you.

'''VINDICATOR:''' Oh god.

''{Vindicator rips the Shopkeeper in two. A replacement immediately pops up.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Damn Kohl's respawn system.

'''TRACY:''' Here. ''{reaches behind cashier, pulls a cord of back of cashier's head}''

''{the Cashier/Shopkeeper slumps over}''

'''TRACY:''' Happy now?

''{Sephiroth walks in again, with a fake mustache. He steals even more items. He goes offscreen for 1 second, only to return, riding a Giant Tank Labeled "MR. SATAN INDRUSTRIES". He rides through the wall, breaking it.}''

''{Tommyspud warps in}''

'''TOMMYSPUD:''' ... You guys are terrible. So, Chaos, I wonder where the other half page is?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Who knows?

''{A shopkeeper walks up to Sephiroth}''

'''SHOPKEEPER:''' Have you tried the "Missing Pages" aisle?

'''TRACY:''' Thanks. ''{walks to the Missing Pages aisle, buys 50 packs, 2 mega-cases, the original manuscript to Macbeth, and 20 packs of Mighty Beanz}'' I'm glad they put these in stores again. ''{pays the shopkeeper, throws a series 1 pack to Bell}'' Here, dad!

'''BELL:'''''{catches}'' THANKS! ''{immediately rips pack open}'' SUPAHW00T!!! A Mighty Moose! The Australian gold bottomed one!

'''TRACY:''' Man, you're lucky!

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, the piece is here in the "Obvious things nesecarry to finish up episodes of fanfics on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki and Wiki User Wiki of any timeline" aisle. ''{adds it into the book with the other half}''
I'm too Lazy to Read it right now.

''{Daxter comes in, dressed in a black jacket, and sunglasses.}''

'''DAXTER:''' Hey guys! I didn't know you were here! Hey Chaos, what's with that book you have? It barely has any pages!

'''CHAOS:''' ...Said the loser in the Fonz clothing. Now, to find a way out of here...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' The Door at the left. ''{Points at Door.}'' Outside is a nice Hot spring! ''{Cut to a large hot spring.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Yay! ''{Rips Clothes off, to reveal boxer shorts. Jumps into Spring.}''

'''CHAOS:''' No. That seems too obvious. Hey! What about there? ''{points to a portal}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I'm following Chaos. But, just in case, ''{summons up two clones}'' Clone 1! You search the hot springs for any pages! After that, you can have fun. Clone 2! You buy all the Mighty Beanz! ''{hands the second clone a million dollars}'' Now where's Tr-God...

''{pan out to show Tracy in the hot spring}''

'''TRACY:''' What?

'''IM A BELL:''' ''{grabs Tracy}'' Come on, idiot.

'''DAXTER:''' Oh come on! Relax! ''{Reaches up, and drags Bell by the leg, into the spring.}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{vaporizes leg, gets out of spring, regenerates it, walks back to Chaos}'' Daxter, I sent a clone into the spring. Have fun with ''him''.

'''TOMMYSPUD:''' I'm going with you guys.

'''CHAOS:''' 4 Out of 9 isn't so bad.

''{Chaos jumps through the portal}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' WAIT! I WANNA GO TO HOLLYWOOD!

''{Tommyspud steps into the portal.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Anyone else coming? Ah well. ''{drags Tracy into the portal}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh Well. ''{Grabs the Hot spring, rips it from the ground, and goes into the portal, still in the hot spring.}''

''{Everything goes black, and only voices can be heard.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Where are we? Did we go to purgatory?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Dunno. ''{Turns on Light. They are in a pirates cove. Treasure is everywhere.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hmm. I guess, we're in a pirate's cove. Ohh! Another portal! ''{runs into it}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Alleyoopp! ''{Jumps into Portal.}''

''{Tommyspud quickly hops into the portal.}''

''{Cut to the other end of the portal, which happens to be right next to a video game shop. Another portal is near by. Everyone jumps out of the end of the portal. Vindicator appears first.}''

'''VINDICATOR:''' Mentos: The Freshmake- crap.

''{Vindicator is squished by the rest, who come out. He goes ethereal and stands up, going corporeal again.}''

''{Im a bell's clone jumps in the portal}''

'''IM A BELL(NOT CLONE):''' Gotta go for a while. ''{morphs to "Present-Day" Bell}'' It's my HRFWikiversary, so, yeah. ''{voips away}''

'''CHAOS:''' Whoa. Vindicator. Did you see another page of the book, or another portal?

''{A Kirby walks by.}''

'''MOOBLY:''' There's a portal right next to the portal you came out of, dim--DEMON! DEEEEEEEEEEEEEMON!!! ''{runs away}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{warps back}'' Umm...'Kay. ''{jumps in portal}''

'''CHAOS:''' Double Whipless moccachino half-calf!

''{Chaos jumps into the portal, and it closes on his leg, which then gets into the portal. Another portal opens up.}''

'''TOMMYSPUD:''' I'm not going to like this... ''{Jumps through the portal.}''

''{cut to Chaos and Bell inside a portal}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Um, where's everybody else?

'''TOMMYSPUD:'''''{distorted, offscreen, sounds far away}'' I'm not going to like ''{sounds even farther away}'' this...

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, great. We've been split up from everyone.

''{Tracy fades in carrying millions of Mighty Beanz}''

'''TRACY:''' ''I'm'' still here! And I gots the Mighty Beanz!

'''IM A BELL:''' Hoo-rah!

'''CHAOS:''' I think we're in purgatory...Again.

''{Chaos finds a light switch and turns it on. Now, they're in a dentist's office.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hmm. Guess not. Again. I think Tommyspud may also be stuck in the intercom!

'''TOMMYSPUD:'''(From Intercom) Chaos, I hate portals so much... Wait... ''{The intercom explodes and Tommyspud reappears beside Chaos again}'' Ok, I'm back. I think someone is trying to screw with our minds, Chaos.

'''IM A BELL:''' Um, maybe it's genjutsu. ''{tries to stop energy}''

''{Klaxons sound. "GENJUTSU" appears on a wall}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Er, maybe not. Maybe I can warp this place to my desires by gibberish and technobabble. Thouestnessitess, I wouldst believe I an will ate laptop. ''{a laptop appears on his hand}'' Good. I have a feeling that if I Google "Subliminal Messages OR Optical Illusions"... ''{does so}'' Er, I forgot how this would help.

''(OOC:Everyone should check out Wizzle World, a new interactive game by me!)''

'''CHAOS:''' Let's just find another portal.

'''IM A BELL:''' But first... ''{opens door}''

''{door reveals a mountain backdrop. Blocks and platforms appear. Everything turns CGI}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I guess we know where we are... ''{gulps, steps out of door, falls}'' Ohh crap...

''{a giant orange blast appears where Bell landed}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{floats down onto a platform}'' What're you waiting for?

'''CHAOS:''' Doomsday. Or worse.

''{Chaos shuts the Door, and locks it.}''

'''CHAOS:''' We'll just try our luck with...this door!

''{Chaos opens a door next to the one he locked, and runs into the room, which turns iut to be a portal.}''

'''CHAOS:''' I told ya so! ''{echoes}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{blasts into locked door}'' You aren't fun. I wanted to play Brawl.

''{Chaos pops out of the portal, with the box from Episode 3. Except, it's unlocked, and empty.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Probably a good time to tell you. There wasn't even anything in the box. It was a JOKE!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{takes out REAL box}'' Nope. You're lying. The evil contained in the book is already starting to corrupt you, Chaos.

'''CHAOS:''' No, it isn't. I sealed the thing in that box. This stupid book could never corrupt me. Future Sephiroth lied. This is just a book.

''{Future Sephiroth comes in.}''

'''FUTURE SEPHIROTH:''' Just a book eh? Joke? ME LYING!? WELL TRY SAYING THAT TO YOUR FUTURE SELF, IF BY ANY CHANCE, YOU MEET HIM!!! ''{To Bell}'' Don't worry. Nobody can open the box, except for us 2. And we genuinely need to open the box, so, we can't open it for no reason. There's a secret in that box. Only I can trust you with it. ''{Leaves again.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Man, future me always leaves. ''{Heartless Spawner comes out of Sephiroth's arm. He then shoots the floor, and a Heartless comes up. A Keyblade comes out of Sephiroth's arm, and he kills the heartless.}''

'''CHAOS:''' No, I made that box! I put the thing inside it! I can open it! Now, let's just all go through the portal!

''{Everyone walks through the portal.It's black(again<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh*)}''

'''CHAOS:''' I think I know where we are. We're at....

'''''THE END!'''''

'''CHAOS:''' Aww...

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