Skub: uhhh i hope you don't mind

2009-08-10T17:18:06Z

uhhh i hope you don't mind

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''{Open to Homestrong's underground labratory base. Homestrong is sitting in his computer chair, with a rather impatient look on his face}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Samuel! Get over here at once!

''{Long pause. Crickets. Homestrong looks to the right. Zoom out to reveal a giant cricket with a briefcase and a hat.}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' For the last time, I don't want any!

''{Cricket hops away. Samuel finally walks in holding something in his hand}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' SAMUEL! Did you not hear me!?

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Sarcastic}'' Oh no, I can never hear anybody bellowing to me from 15 feet away...

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Concerned look}'' ...Do I need to get you checked up or something?

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Sigh}'' What do you want...?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' I got this computer chair for checking emails!

''{Moment of silence}''

'''SAMUEL:''' ...And?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...I forgot to buy a computer!

'''SAMUEL:''' ...Seriously?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Yes! Thus, we must go shopping! We, as in you! ...And pick me up a Sierra Mist on the way back!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Rolls eyes}'' Alright, alright... ''{Starts walking away}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...Wait a second!

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Turns around}'' Yeah?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Whats that thing in your hand?

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Looks at what he is holding}'' Oh, this. This is just my new "Comportable" I ordered off of my new Compy catalog. I was thinking of buying the "Compey", but I heard it malfunctions ALL the time!

'''HOMESTRONG:''' So, wait. ''Your'' new Comportable?

'''SAMUEL:''' Er, yea-... oh, don't you even-

'''HOMESTRONG:''' TOO LATE! ''{Jumps out of chair, pouncing Samuel offscreen. Come back on screen holding the Comportable. Homestrong holds it in the air, triumphantly}''

'''YOU GOT THE COMPORTABLE! PRESS UPPER Z TO EQUIP IT!'''

'''COMPORTABLE:''' Welcome. I am Comportable, your new-

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Yeah, yeah! Just give me an email!

'''COMPORTABLE:''' ...Fine... ''{Quietly, under breath}'' asshole...

<blockquote class="lappy email">
HEY YOU BUTTSNIFFER<br/>
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING WITH MY SHTICK<br/>
I CALLED IT FIRST<br/>
MOM LIKES ME BETTER<br/>
- NUMBER @</blockquote>

'''HOMESTRONG:''' HIGAWHA- BUGUGAGA- NYEESNE-

''{TWO LONG HOURS OF STUTTERING IN DISBELIEF LATER...}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' WHATA-... HOW DARE HE! Samuel, do you know who this is from!?

''{Samuel looks at the screen}''

'''SAMUEL:''' ...Hey, I think I do. Its from-

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Dramatic closeup}'' Badstar...

'''SAMUEL:''' Yeah- ...wait, what?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' This is from my brother! Badstar! Oh, I hate him so much! ...But the rivalry ends today... it is time to launch my MASTER PLAN!

''{Thunder and lightning booms in the background.}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...What the...? ''{Looks out window. The sun is shining brightly and no clouds are in the sky}'' ...That was weird. ...Anyway, time for my MASTER PLAN! To Wiki City! ''{Homestrong jumps in a rocket and blasts off, out of the base}''

''{Long moment of silence}''

'''SAMUEL:''' ''{Sigh}'' I can't believe he doesn't know who its from...

'''COMPORTABLE:''' I know! Its obviously from-

'''SAMUEL:''' My friend in Decentville.

'''COMPORTABLE:''' ...Wait, what? ...You actually HAVE one of those?

'''SAMUEL:''' Yeah. We actually look a little bit alike. We both have similar proffesions. I work for a villain, he works for a villain...

'''COMPORTABLE:''' ...Wait, don't you think that maybe, just maybe, its your friend's '''BOSS''' who wrote the email?

'''SAMUEL:''' Hey, yeah! Though, still... I should check up just in case.

''{Cut to a group of teleportation devices. Samuel walks onscreen}''

'''SAMUEL:''' Honestly, why did he install teleporters if he didn't even plan on using them?

''{Cut: Badstar walking down the sidewalk talking on his cell phone}''

'''BADSTAR:''' For the last time Kyubii, I'm not picking up 10 sticks of dynamiiiii... oh my. Kyubii, I'll call ya back. ''{Hangs up. Sighs}'' Alright, WHAT are you doing this time?

''{Zoom out to show Homestrong floating in a large flying machine}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Brother, it is time for to die! BEHOLD! MY NEW ARMY!

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Oh. My. God. Its... ITS...

''{Pan over to reveal... Storm Eagle, Chill Penguin, Flame Mammoth, Spark Mandrill, Armored Armadillo, Launch Octopus, Boomer Kuwanger, and Sting Chameleon from Megaman X}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...The mavericks from Megaman X?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Yes... NOW PREPARE TO SUFFER. Attack! Storm Eagle!

''{Storm Eagle jumps in front of Badstar}''

'''STORM EAGLE:''' Storm Tornado! ''{Storm Eagle launches a pink spinning tornado... which blows Badstar a few feet back}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ... ''{Walks back to where he was and punches Storm Eagle in the face}''

'''STORM EAGLE:''' Ow! You little... Storm Tornado! ''{Launches Storm Tornado once again... which blows Badstar a few feet back again.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ... ''{Walks back to Storm Eagle and punches him in the face... again.}''

'''STORM EAGLE:''' Grrrr... take this! STORM TO-

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Punches Storm Eagle in the face, knocking him down. Badstar then starts stomping on him over and over until he explodes}''

'''GET EQUIPPED WITH STORM TORNADO'''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ...Okay, this could be going better. ...Anyway, Flame Mammoth! Attack!

'''FLAME MAMMOTH:''' Lets go! TAKE THIS! ''{Jumps in the air and flies through the air. Starts coming down, about to crush Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Aw, CRAP! Um... er... STORM TORNADO? ''{Fires the storm tornado upwards, blowing Flame Mammoth up... and up... and up.}''

'''FLAME MAMMOTH:''' FLAME MAMMOTH IS BLASTING OFF AGAiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn...

''{Moment of silence}''

'''YOU GOT FLAME BLASTER I GUESS'''

'''CHILL PENGUIN:''' SQAUWK! I'M CHILL PENGUIN! SQAUWK! ''{Slides towards Badstar... only to get caught in the Flame Blaster}'' DEAR GOD THE PAIN ''{Explosion}''

'''SHOTGUN ICE FOR YOU'''

'''SPARK MANDRILL:''' Ha! You haven't seen anything yet! Now-

''{Badstar fires Shotgun Ice at Spark Mandrill, freezing him. Spark Mandrill breaks free after a few seconds}''

'''SPARK MANDRILL:''' Prepare-

''{Shotgun ice'd}''

'''SPARK MANDRILL:''' To-

''{Shotgun ice'd}''

'''SPARK MANDRILL:''' Meet-

''{Shotgun ice'd}''

'''SPARK MANDRILL:''' Your-

''{Shotgun ice'd}''

'''SPARK MANDRILL:''' Doom-

''{Shotgun ice'd}''

'''SPARK MANDRILL:''' ''{Pulls back fist}''

''{Shotgun ice'd. Spark Mandrill explodes}''

'''SHOCK BALL...THINGY. ...HAVE IT'''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...This is getting... sad.

'''ARMORED ARMADILLO:''' G'day mate!

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Dear god!

'''ARMORED ARMADILLO:''' G'day! I'm Armored Armadillo and I'm-

''{Badstar fires Spark Mandrill's weapon, destroying his protection}''

'''ARMORED ARMADILLO:''' ...About to die...

'''Y'KNOW LETS JUST SPARE ARMORED ARMADILLO THE HUMILATION AND JUST SKIP TO THE WEAPON HAVE A ROLLING SHIELD'''

'''LAUNCH OCTOPUS:''' Prepare to-... oh my god... can't... BREATHE! ''{Falls to the ground struggling for air}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Y'know, I'd just hate to add insult to injury here, but... ''{Fires rolling shield at Launch Octopus, destroying him}''

'''BADSTAR YOU JERK HERES HOMING TORPEDO BTW'''

'''BOOMER KUWANGER:''' ''{Appears out of thin air}'' Greetings... now prepare to meet your doom!

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Fires Homing Torpedo at Boomer Kuwanger, but right as the torpedos are about to hit him, he vanishes and appears behind Badstar}''

'''BOOMER KUWANGER:''' Ahahaha! Badstar, you fool! I have the power to defy physics! To defy law! ''{Dramatic closeup}'' I AM the law...

''{Moment of silence. The homing torpedos stop in midair... and all fly towards Boomer Kuwanger, all blasting him in the head}''

'''BOOMER KUWANGER:''' OH JESUS THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ''{Head explodes. Body falls over}''

'''BLAH BLAH BOOMERANG CUTTER BLAH'''

'''STING CHAMELEON:''' You may have defeated the others, but you're out of luck! ''{Vanishes}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Sighs}'' What is up with these Naruto wannabees?

'''STING CHAMELEON:''' ''{Appears in front of Badstar and fires his tongue at him... but Badstar catches the tongue in his hand}''

''{Moment of silence}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ... ''{Mischevious smile. Pulls out Boomerang Cutter}''

'''STING CHAMELEON:''' Oh no... PLEASE NO

''{Cuts offscreen to show Homestrong}''

'''STING CHAMELEON:''' No... NO... OH SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP

''{Sounds of large violence and possible mutilation are heard as Homestrong looks away in fear and disgust}''

''{Explosion}''

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Well, Brother... you have defeated my mavericks! But is time for... PLAN B. ....... ''{Runs away}''

''{Cut back to Homestrong's Base. Samuel walks in}''

'''COMPORTABLE:''' Well, did you sort things out with your friend?

'''SAMUEL:''' Yeah. His boss meant it for some... blue skull guy.

'''COMPORTABLE:''' ...Wha-

'''SAMUEL:''' Don't bother asking... just don't.

''{Homestrong walks back in}''

'''SAMUEL:''' So, how did your plan g-

'''HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Obviously humilated}'' AMAZINGLY NOW WE NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN

'''SAMUEL:''' ...Wha-

'''HOMESTRONG:''' '''NEVER AGAIN'''

'''{The Paper of Eternal Suffering {Red paper, black writing} comes down. End of email}''

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