ALXXMaXX at 21:53, 4 January 2009

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''{ALXX is sitting at his computer watching the Homestar Runner Lazer collection. All of a sudden, he's sucked into a strange, white place.}''

'''ALXX:''' Woah. Where the crap am I?

'''RYAN:''' ALXX? ALXX?! ALXX!!! Oh, there you are.

'''ALXX:''' Ryan!? You're here too?

''{A giant cursor begins moving around.}''

'''ALXX:''' The heck is that!?

''{The cursor clicks on Chocolate Rain. The setting turns into a studio. Tay Zonday pops up from a hole in the ground.}''

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' ''{singing}'' Chocolate Raaaaaiiin! Some stay dry and others—''{stops singing}'' WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!?

'''ALXX:''' Um, excuse me?

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' What are you kids doing in my studio?

'''ALXX:''' I don't know! I just got sucked in through my computer screen and I just found myself here!

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' Oh, you must be the ones that ''he'' summoned.

'''ALXX:''' What? Okay, this is making less sense per second. Could you tell me exactly ''what the crap is going on here???????''

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' You don't know where you are, do you? You're on Youtube!

''{dramatic music}''

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' You were summoned here because Youtube is being taken over by a dark and sinister force.

''{Kirbychu falls from the sky and lands on a link leading to a Super Mario Bros. gameplay video. The video loads, and everyone is in world 1-1.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' What the?

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' Oh, that happens sometimes to Youtube newcomers. Don't worry. You'll get used to navigating here in no time.

''{meanwhile, a dark figure is watching the video with ALXX, Ryan, Kirbychu and Tay in Super Mario Bros.}''

'''DARK FIGURE:''' Those fools think they'll be able to beat me...Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'll trick everyone into viewing my videos, and then they'll be my minions!!! Moowaaa hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

''{A strange flaming goomba walks up.}''

'''ALXX:''' OH MY GOD! A FLAMING GOOMBA! KIRBYCHU, YOU'RE PART KIRBY! EAT IT!

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Hi X On Fire.

'''ALXX:''' EAT-''{realizes who it is}'' Oh. Hi X. Didn't know who you were in this 8-bit world. Sorry for freaking out.

'''X ON FIRE:''' Okay, guys, I'm really freaked out. One minute I'm watching Deceased Crab, the next minute I'm a flaming goomba in Super Mario Bros!

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' Wow. There are more of you than I expected.

''{Homfrog falls from the "log in" button and crushes X, sending them to a video entitled "Mario Talks Without Lungs"}''

'''HOMFROG:''' Sorry, Xey-boy. ''{gets off, and hops back to everyone else}''

'''HOMFROG:''' Hi guys! I logged in because I had logged out accidentally, and then my computer monitor turn black and flash a picture of a bleeding eyeball, accompanied with scream, and that scarred me for life, and then I got sucked into Youtube. And here I am. ''{a small "Unregistered Hypercam 2" sign appears in the top-left corner}'' Hey, what color hair do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? ''{pauses, then stares at HyperCam sign}'' WE'RE BEING ILLEGALLY TAPED! RUN FOR IT!

''{Tay, ALXX, Kirbychu, Ryan, and X run away}''

'''MARIO HEAD:''' What do you mean-a...Oh-a no!!!

''{Mario Head floats away very fast. They run (and float) away until they find themselves in a trailer park. A strange little kid is taping himself with a camera}''

'''SQUEAKY-VOICED KID:''' Oh my god, there's a whole bunch of weird people in my street. Mom says I can't be out in the street if there's weird people. There's, like, this guy in a robot suit, a guy who is, like, this blue fox thing, a flaming goomba, a Kirby-Pikachu hybrid, a floating Mario head, and a guy with glasses.

''{Dr. Octagonapus appears in Squeaky-voiced Kid's windwow.}''

'''DR. OCTAGONAPUS:''' DR. OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! ''{does teh Shoop da Whoop}''

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' Oh god. Dr. Octagonapus in a Fred video. This cannot be good.

'''FRED:''' ''{screams in terror, FIRES a LAZOR back at Dr. Octagonapus}''

'''ALXX:''' The Youtube dimensions must have folded back upon each other, creating an <big>ULTIMATE YOUTUBIVERSE!!!</big> ''{dramatic music}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I'm getting out of this! ''{He punches a random link. Everyone ends up in a Zeeky Bomb scene of the Demented Cartoon Movie.}'' Aw crap.

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''{clicks a random link}''

'''RANDOM GUY:''' Gleeg snag zi- ''{video changes to Mega Man 2}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' That's better! ''{goes to Air Man's stage}''

'''RYAN:''' As long as they don't notice us...we-

'''ZEEKY BOMBS:''' ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

'''RYAN:''' Aw crap.

''{Nuclear explosion, everyone lands in the castle from Link: The Faces of Evil}''

'''RYAN:''' HAW?

'''KING:''' Mah boi! Mah boi! Mah boi! Mah boi! Mah boi!

'''ALXX:''' DOES ANYTHING HERE ACTUALLY MAKE SOME SORT OF SENSE? WHY WERE WE SUMMONED HERE, ANYWAY!?!?!?!?!?!?

''{Everyone falls down a hole.}''

'''DARK FIGURE'S VOICE:''' Welcome to my secret lair! The reason you came was to defeat me! Well, how will you defeat my if you can't face the wrath of MY LAZOR ARMY!?!?!?!?!?!?

''{Air Man begins shooting tornadoes, one hits the King.}''

'''KING:''' Oh!

''{The King gets caught in the tornado, which then knocks down the army of Shoop Da Whoop guys who were chargin' their lazars}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Well, that's lucky.

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Wait, if we're in YouTube, wouldn't that mean we're in the internet? BRB!

''{Kirbychu floats up to the adress bar and writes in "www.homestarrunner.com". The website loads.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I can't believe that worked.

''{The "Come on in" screen pops up, but then Homestar does the Shoop da Whoop to Kirbychu}''

'''DARK FIGURE'S VOICE:''' You see, Kirbychu, you can't win! I have taken over nearly ''everything!''

'''X ON FIRE:''' ''Nearly'' everything? ''{goes to www.runescape.com}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' I'm no longer Kirbychu HR'D, I'm now KirbychuHRD!

''{On Runescape, Sephiroth's Character is there.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ....Guys? What are you doing on the Internets?

'''KIRBYCHUHRD:''' HELP! We were sucked in here by some shadowy man who took over the internet! Listen Sephiroth, get off the computer, you'll be sucked in here if you don't!

''{all of a sudden, an army of Shoop da Whoop guys attacks Kirbychu.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Wait a minute... ''{Drags Everyone off the internet, and puts all the Shoop da Whoop guys in a bunch of Shock Sites. He closes the browser, and opens a new one, and puts everyone there.}'' There. Now, to download some movies! ''{Opens up bittorrent, and an army of viruses pour out. A Norton Warrior comes, and kills them.}''

'''EVERYONE:''' YAY! Go SuperNorton!

''{The dark figure steps out of where the virus army came out, kills the Norton Warrior, then comes up to the gang.}''

'''DARK FIGURE:''' Hahahahahaha! Do you ''really'' think you can beat me? Wait till I hit you with my patented attack!

''{The dark figure steps out into the light to reveal...RICK ASTLEY!!!}''

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' YOU!

'''RICK ASTLEY:''' ''{singing}'' We're no strangers to loooove...You know the rules, and so do I...<small>do I...<small>do I...</small></small>

''{Sephiroth starts clicking Rick Astley, irritating him.}''

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' Well, in that case... ''{starts singing Choclate Rain}''

''{Gary Brolsma jumps in and starts dancing to Numa Numa.}''

''{Sephiroth gets sucked in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Oh, great! Just Great! ''{A cursor then, picks him up, and smacks him on the address bar. The URL becomes 4Chan.}'' Oh. No. ''{Sees Loituma Girl, and Caramell Dansen Girls. He grabs Loituma's Leek. A Lion walks by.}'' A Lion! Get in the Car! ...AHH!! Memes! And.... a war... ''{Points, to see 4Chan, YTMND, and Scientology fighting.}'' We need to get out. Please.

'''X ON FIRE:''' We need to go somewhere where internet memes have no power. We have to go...to an EDUCATIONALLL WEBSIIIIITE....

'''ALXX:''' I know just the place!

''{ALXX goes up to the search bar and writes in brainpop.com}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' No... ''{Types in a site. He misspells it, and they are transported to a weird Cheese Website.}''

'''WEBPAGE:''' WELCOME TO HARDCORECHEESE.COM!!!!!!!!

'''ALXX:''' ''{looks at the picture}'' It's...a piece of cheese...with a "censored" sign on it. Oh, very funny, less than, slash, sarcasm, greater than. I'm getting out of here. ''{writes in Zombo.com in the URL box}''

'''X ON FIRE:''' Hey...he's changing our URLs! This is www.ZOMBIES..com!

''{a bunch of zombies start chasing everyone. ALXX voips away.}''

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' NOOOO ALXX, you can't leave us like this!

'''ALXX:''' Zombies, meet Frankenstein!

''{ALXX voips back with Edgar Winter, who proceeds to play some kick-awesome synth licks that make the zombies melt.}''

'''ALXX:''' Thanks, man.

'''EDGAR WINTER:''' No prob, Bob.

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{enters www.fledgepinz.com, gets taken to webkinz}'' It works!

''{Vindicator runs across the screen, carrying anime videos, with an Imperial Guard from Oblivion chasing}''

'''IMPERIAL GUARD:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8 You- you- you- violated the law. STOP!]

''{Chaos falls from the sky and lands on the Imperial Guard.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, no. Not this again. ''{looks at the fledgepinz thing, and destroys it.}'' Webkinz deserves to die. It's a terrible, shawdy rip-off of Neopets. Get some originality, web developers!

'''ALXX:''' And I don't even like Neopets. ''{enters www.gomblog.net, gets taken to Homfrog.net}''

''{Tahu comes in through an inter-diminsional warp pipe}''

'''TAHU:''' ''{looks at webpage}'' NO. ''{enters metoob.com, gets taken to youtube}'' This is how we defeat Rick Ast- ''{turns into Weegee}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{inhales Weegee, somehow becoming Luigi Kirbychu}'' Luigi Ability from Weegee? Interesting. ''{shoots green fireball}''

'''TAHU:''' kk im bac n im 1337 lol

'''ALXX:''' Tahu? What are you doing here?

'''TAHU:''' Don't ask me... ''{OOC: check the talk page}''

'''ALXX:''' ''{OOC: I know.}'' Well, anyway, let's go stop that Rick Astley!!! Now if we could just--''{looks the other way, sees Strong Mad and Fred Phelps}'' Oh, hi, Strong Mad. Dumbhosen.

'''PHELPS:''' Yer goin' ta hell!

'''STRONG MAD:''' CAN I KEEP HIM?

'''ALXX:''' No way!

'''STRONG MAD:''' HE FOLLOWED ME HOME!

'''ALXX:''' I said, no. Now put it back where it belongs!

'''TAY ZONDAY:''' Wait, ALXX. He's with the enemy. Maybe we can squeeze some answers out of him...

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ALXXMaXX at 21:53, 4 January 2009