https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Half-assed_Reality_Show%3A_WUW_Edition%21%2Fep1Half-assed Reality Show: WUW Edition!/ep1 - Revision history2026-06-11T04:16:56ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Half-assed_Reality_Show:_WUW_Edition!/ep1&diff=152464&oldid=prevDane at 23:49, 19 December 20092009-12-19T23:49:02Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== da show ==<br />
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'''EDWARD CULLEN:''' hallo walcome 2 ep 1 of da best sho on air!!!!!!<br />
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''{cut 2 da hawse were da hawse gests r all sitin on a cawch 4 som wird reezun}''<br />
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'''CUTIE:''' wot da heil is dis? y r we here?<br />
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''{edwurd apeirs on tv screen}''<br />
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'''CYOOTIE:''' OMG ITS EDWURD CULLEN!!!!<br />
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'''BLUDRAYNE22121212121212:''' tats his nayme dont rub it in!!!!<br />
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'''EDWARD CULLEN:''' u peepz r on da best sho on air!!!! now u guise meet eeech udder<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' ok!!!!!!<br />
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''{2 mins l8er...}''<br />
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''{edwurd appeers on da screen}''<br />
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'''EDWURD:''' i c u all had secks.<br />
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'''TWIYLITEFAN333:''' yep wee did!!!!<br />
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'''EDWURD:''' nou yu 2 need 2 do a test!!<br />
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'''CHICK:''' ?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!?!?<br />
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'''HAWTGUY22:''' test!?!?!!?<br />
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'''GENERIC EMO:''' test? wut is this scool!?!?!?!?!?!?<br />
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'''EDWURD:''' noooo it lyke test lyke phyzicle test!!!!!<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<br />
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'''EDWURD:''' now u wil haf 2 wach da most boorin and stoopidest and wurst movie EVAR!!!<br />
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'''BLUDRAYNE22121212121212:''' wut is dat movie?<br />
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'''EDWURD:''' i wont tel u! bud wen u go crayzi u can press da gyant red buttin<br />
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'''HAWTGUY22:''' but wut happinz whem u pres da buttin?<br />
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'''EDWURD:''' a tellepurtatiun boof wil apearr ten u go insyde da boof an say were in da howse u wanna go an u telipourt dere<br />
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''{cut 2 da moofie room where da dours r boarded up and wif gian locks an chains and forns}''<br />
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''{et tiytle screen shoes up}''<br />
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'''666BLUDDYRISTS666:''' AAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAYK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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''{666bluddyrists666 goes into teliport boof witch is reely a suicide boof}''<br />
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'''SUICIDE BOOTH:''' where wud u liek 2 go?<br />
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''{doors lok}''<br />
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'''666BLUDDYRISTS666:''' ummm da tv screin room<br />
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'''SUICIDE BOOTH:''' u have chose slow an painful def!<br />
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'''666BLUDDYRISTS666:''' wut?<br />
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''{cut to outsid of manson an u can here screemz}''<br />
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''{2 hours l8r...}''<br />
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'''EDWARD:''' i c tat 666bluddyrists666 is gon<br />
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'''EVERYONE:''' huh se is???<br />
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'''EDWARD:''' no she not missin she is DED!!!!<br />
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''{gasps}''<br />
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'''CYOOTIE:''' se wuz my bes frind!!!!<br />
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'''EDWARD:''' u hav 2 surviv an dats da aim of da sho!!!<br />
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'''END'''</div>Dane