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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{A knock is heard on the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''DEMYX:''' ''{Runs onscreen.}'' I'll get it! ''{Opens door}''<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' Hey! You're that Kingdom Hearts boss!<br /> <br /> '''DEMYX:''' ...What?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Walks in}'' He doesn't know he's from a video game, yet...<br /> <br /> '''DEMYX:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Nothing.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Hey! You're that attourney guy!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...What?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Badstar Strunner: Ace Attourney? ''{holds up game box}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ... I think my brain just exploded.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Okay, so what are we here for?<br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' I think it's a dinner party or summat.<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Dinner? Sweet! I'm starved!<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{Walks in}'' Hi Pter! ...And Ryan! And Cody! And... um... giraffe?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' I'm a ''dragon,'' you dolt. The name's Zarel.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ...Pter, who the hell is this jackass?<br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' Er...an old friend of mine...back...before Free Country.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ...So... you knew him longer then me.<br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' Come on, dude. Don't get jealous again.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ...What do you mean again!? Are you talking about... the Fang incident? Come on, I was NOT jealous! ... I just felt like locking him in a closet.<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' So...what's to eat?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I MADE HAM ''{Wellface}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' YES! ''{steals ham}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Hand off, err... ferret! Thats for everybody!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Can't we just have dinner together? Zarel, put the ham down.<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Aww...<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Thats not even cooked...<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I'll go cook this... you guys... hang out for awhile.<br /> <br /> ''{Badstar grabs the ham and runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Come on Pter, I have somebody I want you to meet.<br /> <br /> ''{Kyubii walks off with Pter}''<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' So...you guys ever seen any of my cool gadgets?<br /> <br /> '''DEMYX:''' No, I don't think so.<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' Well, there's my shock gun, my flash grenades, my barrier ball, and then I have-<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Ehehe...Cody, that's enough...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Kyubii and Pter walking into the living room. Shiela is there}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Pter, this is Shiela. ...She's my girlfriend.<br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' Hello, there! I was Kyubii's friend from the early days.<br /> <br /> '''SHIELA:''' Nice to mee-<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' THATS RIGHT, GIRLFRIEND! I HAVE ONE AND YOU DON'T!!! HAAAA!!! ''{Does the worm}''<br /> <br /> '''SHIELA:''' ''{To Pter}'' I love him, but he really is an idiot...<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' I agree...<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{Stops}'' ... ''{Looks at Zarel angry}'' AT LEAST I'M NOT A TOTAL JACKASS!!!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' No, my friend. That's Austin or Tom's job.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Heh, that was a pretty good one... I gotta remember that... BUT I'M WATCHING YOU, YOU STUPID... ummm... CAMEL!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Whatever. So...is Badstar almost done?<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' I don't think s-<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Offscreen}'' DONE!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' SWEET SALVATION!<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Well, I'm gonna go... wash my hands... ''{Runs off laughing evily}''<br /> <br /> ''{Later...}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{repeatedly banging on table}'' HAM HAM HAM HAM HAM-<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan smacks Zarel in the face, causing his head to spin around. Zarel stops it}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Whoa...dizzy now...<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, lets ea-<br /> <br /> ''{All of a sudden Ninja Fox leaps from the air and lands on the table}''<br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' Oh, COME ON.<br /> <br /> '''NINJA FOX:''' I AM THE ALMIGHTY NINJA FOX. PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH YOU... Ox?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' DRAGON. Can't we just EAT?!<br /> <br /> '''NINJA FOX:''' Yes, you shall eat... MY NINJA FURY!!! ''{Pulls off Zarel's head and throws it out a window}''<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' Okay...what the hell is going on here?! All of a sudden this new guy comes along, and you treat him like dirt! Hold on...I'll go get Zarel...or at least his head. ''{walks out}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJA FOX:''' ''{Pulls out a ninja star}'' And when his head comes... I'll be ready.<br /> <br /> ''{Cody walks in with Zarel's head, Ninja Fox throws his star, but Cody activates his barrier ball. The star deflects off the barrier and into a window.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJA FOX:''' ...Uhhhhhh... POOF!!! ''{Runs off. Kyubii walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Hi guys! Sooo... what did I miss?<br /> <br /> ''{Everyone is glaring at Kyubii}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ...What?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Why do you think my head is in Cody's hands?<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' Oh. That reminds me. ''{reattaches Zarel's head}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Thank you.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' What? Whats going on?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I think you know, NINJA FO-<br /> <br /> ''{Ninja Fox runs by.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ... WHAT THE CRAP!?!?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Di...but..he...and...ninja...and...fox...and me...guh...brain...hurts.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Were there just TWO Kyubiis?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I'll get to the bottom of this! Its... ''{Pulls ninja clothes off of Ninja fox.}'' ...NOTHING!?<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' He must be using a shadow clone!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD-<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' HOW THE CRAP DID YOU KNOW!?<br /> <br /> '''CODY:''' Thank you, overrated anime!<br /> <br /> ''{A few seconds later...}''<br /> <br /> ''{Everybody is eating}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' So, Veral... out of curiousity... ever been an ex-con? Or been in a mental institution for deranged pyscho killers?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Nope.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ...Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...<br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' So...what made you go with Badstar anyway?<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' Well, it was kinda lonely in my house. And my cat ran away cause I accidentally kicked him... out the window... jeez, what a baby! Friggin' cat... anyway, Badstar let move in.</div>

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