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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{A knock is heard. GSM runs onscreen, but the door get blown off the hinges and crash into GSM}''<br /> <br /> '''GSM:''' OH GOD THE PAIN<br /> <br /> ''{Sarah, Tracy, Yog, Johnny, and a dark-skinned 15 year old child walk in}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Hi, ''{Takes a deep breath}'' Sarah, Tracy, Yog, Hedgehog guy, and emo looking kid!<br /> <br /> '''CHILD:''' ...I hate you already.<br /> <br /> '''JOHNNY:''' And MY NAME'S JOHNNY.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Okay, Shadow!<br /> <br /> '''JOHNNY:''' ...<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Hey, where's-<br /> <br /> ''{GSM tries to get up, but Bell, on top of a steamroller, flies in from above the screen and crushes him}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''GSM:''' GODDAMN<br /> <br /> ''{the steamroller disappears. GSM tries to get up, but Bell lands on his nuts}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Hey, Badstar.<br /> <br /> '''GSM:''' OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{wellfaces}''<br /> <br /> ''{GSM slowly crawls away}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Anyways, Badstar, I believe you've met most of my family.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Yep! I didn't know you were related to Sonic!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...I'm not. It just so happens my little brother looks like Shadow.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Ahhh... ''{Holds out hand to Johnny}'' Nice to meet you, Amirula!<br /> <br /> '''JOHHNY:''' ...MY NAME. IS JOHNNY. K. BELLSTROM. NO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE K STANDS FOR MY FATHER NAMED ME AFTER SOME GUY NAMED JOHNNY K. GAMBINO AND HE DIDN'T KNOW HIS MIDDLE NAME AND OH DEAR I'VE GONE CROSSEYED.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:'''''{smacks Johnny in the back of the head}''<br /> <br /> '''YOG:''' Anyways... ''{gestures towards the kid}'' ...this is my son, Yggdrasil Ash Bellstrom.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' DUN DUN DUNNNN.....<br /> <br /> '''JOHHNY:''' Wait... AHAHAHAHA YOUR NAME IS ASHLEY!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''YGGDRASIL:''' ... ''{kicks Johnny in the nuts}''<br /> <br /> '''JOHNNY:''' ... ''{falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay, when do we eat?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' SOON. We should wait until GSM is better.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay...<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' But we won't cause I'm a douche! HAHAHAHA<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...Wh-<br /> <br /> ''{a steamroller lands on Bell with another Bell on it}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' WRYY-<br /> <br /> ''{another steamroller with another Bell on it lands on that steamroller and that Bell}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' WRY-<br /> <br /> ''{yet another steamroller with yet another Bell on it lands on that steamroller and that Bell}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' WR-<br /> <br /> ''{steamrollers with Bells on them keep landing on eachother, each one quicker to the previous. Soon it's just a blur of yellow. The blur then explodes, leaving Bell standing there}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...WHAT THE DONKEY<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:'''''{head explodes, then reforms, then explodes, then reforms, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, until finally Bell's eyes pop out of their sockets}''<br /> <br /> '''GILLIGAN:''' Tracy, your dad is messed up... <br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Says the rabid Haruhi fanboy who thinks that one day Haruhi will come to life and will marry him...<br /> <br /> '''GILLIGAN:''' IT'LL HAPPEN!!! YOU'LL SEE!!!! YOU'LL ALL SEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Haruhi appears}''<br /> <br /> '''HARUHI:''' ...What the f-''{disappears}''<br /> <br /> '''GILLIGAN:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''TRACY:''' Hehehe. It's fun torturing you.<br /> <br /> '''GILLIGAN:''' You bastard! Why the hell do I hang out with you!?<br /> <br /> '''TRACY:''' ...Because I'm the only one who's remotely nice to you, except for your parents?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Wait. Don't you have reality-bending powers, Gilligan? Just do it yourself.<br /> <br /> '''GILLIGAN:''' ...WHOOO!!! Be right back guys! ''{Runs off}''<br /> <br /> '''TRACY:''' ...I'm gonna go follow him. ''{chases after Gilligan}''<br /> <br /> ''{A few minutes later...}''<br /> <br /> ''{Gilligan and Tracy walk back in. Gilligan looks annoyed}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, how did it go?<br /> <br /> '''GILLIGAN:''' APPARENTLY I'M TOO NORMAL FOR HER. WHAT THE CRAP<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...AHAHAHAHAHA. Well, at least the timeline isn't broken.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{Walks in.}'' Badstar, we have a problem. While cooking the stew, Demyx set himself on fire.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...What a dumbass.<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' I tried to dump the stew on him to put it out, but it didn't work...<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...You're even more of one.</div>

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