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Tyrannosaurus Lex at 21:08, 14 March 2015

2015-03-14T21:08:16Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 21:04, 14 March 2015

2015-03-14T21:04:02Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: My writing really hasn't gotten much better since 2007. LIKE I GIVE A SHIT.

2012-03-25T17:35:26Z

My writing really hasn't gotten much better since 2007. LIKE I GIVE A SHIT.

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 16:41, 25 March 2012

2012-03-25T16:41:07Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 21:53, 24 March 2012

2012-03-24T21:53:15Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex: I'm so bored, that I'm updating one of my most ancient and shitty fanstuffs.

2012-03-24T21:42:26Z

I'm so bored, that I'm updating one of my most ancient and shitty fanstuffs.

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 18:19, 30 May 2010

2010-05-30T18:19:00Z

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<span style="font-family:Webdings;">Everything is dead, it's</span>

<big><big><big><big><span style="font-family:Webdings;">BROWN DIRT AND DRY TIDES FOREVER</span></big></big></big></big>
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''{Open: An apocalyptic wasteland. Further observation reveals the wasteland to be the remnants of YTPLand, now completely destroyed, as if by centuries of decay. In the middle of the wasteland is Dalek, partially buried in the ground. His eyepiece starts blinking slowly, before properly turning on.}''

'''DALEK:''' ...Where was I again? ''{Headpiece does a 360 turn, scanning the scenery around him.}'' Hmm.... looks rather familiar... Perhaps if I have a search around, I'll be able to find out where the hell I am.

''{Both of the lasers point to the ground. They start glowing bright blue, until they blast the ground surrounding Dalek to oblivion, finally freeing him. His hover activates, thrusting him into the air.}''

'''DALEK:''' There.. Now I might be able to get some more clues about what's been going on.

''{Emerl appears, stretching. Gemerl follows suit.}''

'''EMERL:''' Man, that was a hella-good nap. Wait, what happened out here?

'''GEMERL:''' It looks like it rained acid and snowed fireballs.

'''DALEK:''' I see that you two are still alive. Now I won't go completely insane by myself.

'''GEMERL:''' Oh yes you will. You may not ever realize it, but being the machinations of some unloving, unsympathetic man-beast of a person trying to play god is it's own infinite torture and that in following through with it you have completed the cycle of self-loathing and masochism of the brain by treating it as a "gift". If you ever really made this discovery, you would realize how pointless your own life is and inversely try to end the lives of everything else around you, where you dramatically then end yourself but never leave this material world because you're an abomination not worthy of any kind of spiritual transcendence.

'''EMERL:''' ...You're just a constant downer, huh?

'''DALEK:''' Actually.. You know what? I think I might've gone insane already.. Because I would've killed you all already.. Let alone the personality, of course.

'''GEMERL:''' Shut up and let's go look for more people. What happened to the Cybermen? Or C3-PO and R2?

'''DALEK:''' The real question is: Who the hell cares? ...They were boring anyway.

'''EMERL:''' OH-HOH, SUH-NAP!

'''DALEK:''' Well, it is true. They're nothing but overiconised symbols of a decades old Sci-Fi franchise. ...Oh wait...

'''GEMERL:''' I have no ambition to let them live, just to find them and see if they're still active.

'''DALEK:''' Right, fair enough I guess. Of course, I think we would probably get faster results if we didn't just stay in the same spot.. Just saying. ''{Starts moving.}''

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	'''OLD BELL:''' There's nothing like the taste of shitty robot, I must say indeed.		'''OLD BELL:''' There's nothing like the taste of shitty robot, I must say indeed.
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		+	''{Bell then jumps into the air and punches a hole through the planet on land, breaking through the core and onto the [[Green Grass and High Tides Forever!/Battron\|other side.]]}''
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		+	'''THE END.'''

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	''{A couple of seconds pass. Silence.}''		''{A couple of seconds pass. Silence.}''
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		+	'''????:''' Oh my god. Out of all the universes to land in, ''this'' just happened to be one of them. Disgusting.
		+
		+	''{The robots turn around, to see an old, almost decayed figure with a dented bell on his head. Underneath the bell, a monstrous octopus-like head can be seen, with tentacles hanging underneath.}''
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		+	'''GEMERL:''' And who are you supposed to be?
		+
		+	''{The old figure lets out a disturbing, maniacal laugh.}''
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		+	'''OLD BELL:''' I don't know, how about you look and judge for yourself?
		+
		+	''{Old Bell removes his helmet, revealing his face in full.}''
		+
		+	'''OLD BELL:''' Whadduya think, eh? Ain't I a beauty?
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' No offense dude, but you're kinda ugly. You look like you've been skipping moisturizing for the last millenia or so. Again, no offense.
		+
		+	'''OLD BELL:''' None taken. Say, I like your design.
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' Oh... um.. thank you?
		+
		+	'''OLD BELL:''' I want it.
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' E-excuse me?
		+
		+	'''OLD BELL:''' I. WANT. IT.
		+
		+	''{Bell picks up Gemerl and stares at him, breathing heavily}''
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' W-What the fuck are you doing?
		+
		+	''{Bell's face tentacles reach out and wrap around Geno's head, pulling him into Bell's mouth.}''
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' Hey, let me g-gg-gGGAAAAGGGGGGHGHGGHHHULULLHHHHHHLLLLGGHLHL ''{gurgling and metal bending.}''
		+
		+	''{Bell swallows, before turning his attention to Emerl, who's shaking in terror.}''
		+
		+	'''EMERL:''' Y-you... k-killed him...
		+
		+	'''OLD BELL:''' Hm. It looks like I have. I wonder what you taste like.
		+
		+	''{Emerl primes his cannons, but Bell simply rips them off with his tentacles and devours them. Grabbing Emerl by the shoulders, his tentacles reach for his head and begin ripping it off, as Emerl screams in agony. The screaming soon stops, as Bell begins to devour Emerl's head.}''
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		+	'''DALEK:''' YOUUU BASTAAAAARD!
		+
		+	''{Bell swallows and stares at the Dalek. He drops Emerl's body and stomps over towards the Dalek, putting his helmet back on.}''
		+
		+	'''DALEK:''' H-HALT! HAAALT! I-I-I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU!
		+
		+	''{The Dalek fires off a few zaps at Bell. They deflect off of his helmet, barely leaving a mark.}''
		+
		+	'''OLD BELL:''' ''{growls}'' Come here, salt shaker!
		+
		+	'''DALEK:''' KEEP AWAY FROM MEEE!
		+
		+	''{Bell traps the Dalek against a wall. The Dalek starts looking around, worried.}''
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		+	'''DALEK:''' P-P-P-P-PLEASE-
		+
		+	''{Bell punches a hole into the Dalek's metal grating. He reaches in with his other hand and tears the top of the Dalek off, revealing his weird squid form.}''
		+
		+	'''DALEK:''' ''{trying to shrink into his seat}'' I... I... I...
		+
		+	''{Bell reaches in and grabs the Dalek, tearing him out of the machine. Bell stares at the Dalek, grinning madly. He gradually increases his grip as the Dalek shakes, trying desperately to plead with him. Soon, the pleads turn to choking noises and screams. The Dalek lets out a bloodcurdling scream as his eye bursts and Bell crushes his body like a tin can. Bell walks out of the castle, almost satisfied.}''
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		+	'''OLD BELL:''' There's nothing like the taste of shitty robot, I must say indeed.

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	'''DALEK:''' That's great, that is.		'''DALEK:''' That's great, that is.
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		+	'''EMERL:''' Does this mean that we have to fight?
		+
		+	'''DALEK:''' I would think so. It's fun to see Gemerl get beat up once in a while, but it's not really the time and place for that, unfortunately.
		+
		+	''{The team of Super Mutants grab their weapons (which consist of items such as Miniguns, Laser Cannons, and Shotguns), and aim it at the robots.}''
		+
		+	'''EMERL:''' I don't wanna die!
		+
		+	''{Emerl quickly shoots his laser at one of the mutants. It explodes in a pile of blood and guts.}''
		+
		+	'''DALEK:''' Eww.
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' Just shut up and shoot!
		+
		+	''{Gemerl, Emerl, and The Dalek all fire their lasers at the individual Super Mutants, killing them all in a magnificent show of gore and violence. As the chaos subsides, the three are left in a room with blood and body parts everywhere.}''
		+
		+	'''DALEK:''' That was easier than I expected it to be. In fact, I thought it was rather-
		+
		+	''{The Dalek gets hit point-blank by an explosive missile, knocking him over and partly destroying his headpiece. As the dust settles, it is revealed that another Super Mutant has emerged, bigger and tougher than the rest. It is wielding a rocket missile.}''
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		+	'''GEMERL:''' You have got to be kidding me. Another one?
		+
		+	'''SUPER MUTANT OVERLORD:''' NOW TRY AND HIDE FROM THIS!
		+
		+	''{The Overlord launches another missile, which they all manage to dodge. Gemerl fires a laser beam at his head, damaging him, but not completely destroying him like the other mutants. The Overlord charges at Gemerl and picks him up by the head.}''
		+
		+	'''SUPER MUTANT OVERLORD:''' I WILL WEAR YOUR SCRAP AROUND MY NECK, PUNY ROBOT.
		+
		+	''{The Dalek rushes in, and fires a blast at the Overlord's hand. It lets go of Gemerl, and turns to Dalek, only to receive a blast to the leg by Emerl, which cripples his movement.}''
		+
		+	'''EMERL:''' How do you like that, you big ugly.. ugly thing?
		+
		+	'''SUPER MUTANT OVERLORD:''' PAIN!!
		+
		+	''{The Overlord lets out a terrifying scream, and fires another missle. While it misses Emerl, the splash damage knocks him a couple of meters away. As he falls, Emerl fires another blast at the Overlord, hitting him in the chest. The Overlord staggers for a bit, before falling backwards and dropping the Missile Launcher. Gemerl takes the opportunity to rush in and take the missile launcher before the Overlord regains its composure. The Dalek fires one last blast at the Overlord, which hits it in the eyes and blinds it. Gemerl then aims the cannon at the Overlord and fires, finally killing the Overlord.}''
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		+	'''DALEK:''' Is it over? Please tell me it's over.
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		+	'''GEMERL:''' I think it is. I really hope it is. Let's wait for a second.
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		+	''{A couple of seconds pass. Silence.}''

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 '''DALEK:''' I suppose.
-'''GEMERL:''' I may be many things. A murderous psychopath with no sense of morality is one of them. But damn it, I know a good plan when I see one, and I just have to say that this is a brilliant plan.
+'''GEMERL:''' I may be many things. A murderous psychopath with no sense of morality is one of them. But damn it, I know a good plan when I see one, and I just have to say that this might be my best one.
-'''EMERL:''' What if we don't find anyone else? What if we just end up wandering this wasteland forever?
+'''EMERL:''' But what if we don't find anyone? What if we really are alone in this wasteland?
-'''GEMERL:''' You don't get it, do you? We ''own'' this place now. As the supreme robotic overlords of this land, we can do whatever the hell we want! If we can't find anyone else, who gives a shit? We'll just think of something else to do! Our road ahead is a bright one, Emerl. You just can't see it yet.
+'''GEMERL:''' I would advise you not to worry if that's case. After all, we're all highly intelligent robotic beings, aren't we?
-'''DALEK:''' You know what? He's right. For the first time, I feel as if things are finally starting to look up in our lives.
+''{Gemerl glances at The Dalek and Emerl, who are looking at him.}''
-'''EMERL:''' I guess so. It just doesn't feel right.
+'''GEMERL:''' Well, I am, at the least. But that doesn't matter! With no more people left to populate the world, we would be the ones who would have to take charge! We could rebuild civilization all by ourselves, ruling over the wasteland as the Supreme Robotic Overlords!
-'''GEMERL:''' Don't worry, it will soon. You'll see. The roads are paved with gold. Let us venture onward in this new land, to find old history, and to make our own!
+'''DALEK:''' Even if it's just us three?
-''{The gang move away from ground zero, and they ride off into the sunset, with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TD_pSeNelU "On the Road Again"] by Willie Nelson playing in the background.}''
+'''GEMERL:''' Well, yeah.

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	'''GEMERL:''' I may be many things. A murderous psychopath with no sense of morality is one of them. But damn it, I know a good plan when I see one, and I just have to say that this is a brilliant plan.		'''GEMERL:''' I may be many things. A murderous psychopath with no sense of morality is one of them. But damn it, I know a good plan when I see one, and I just have to say that this is a brilliant plan.
		+
		+	'''EMERL:''' What if we don't find anyone else? What if we just end up wandering this wasteland forever?
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' You don't get it, do you? We ''own'' this place now. As the supreme robotic overlords of this land, we can do whatever the hell we want! If we can't find anyone else, who gives a shit? We'll just think of something else to do! Our road ahead is a bright one, Emerl. You just can't see it yet.
		+
		+	'''DALEK:''' You know what? He's right. For the first time, I feel as if things are finally starting to look up in our lives.
		+
		+	'''EMERL:''' I guess so. It just doesn't feel right.
		+
		+	'''GEMERL:''' Don't worry, it will soon. You'll see. The roads are paved with gold. Let us venture onward in this new land, to find old history, and to make our own!
		+
		+	''{The gang move away from ground zero, and they ride off into the sunset, with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TD_pSeNelU "On the Road Again"] by Willie Nelson playing in the background.}''

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 <big><big><big><big><span style="font-family:Webdings;">BROWN DIRT AND DRY TIDES FOREVER</span></big></big></big></big>
 ----
-''{Open: An apocalyptic wasteland. Further observation reveals the wasteland to be the remnants of YTPLand, now completely destroyed, as if by centuries of decay. In the middle of the wasteland is Dalek, partially buried in the ground. His eyepiece starts blinking slowly, before properly turning on.}''
+''{Open: An apocalyptic wasteland. Further observation reveals the wasteland to be the remnants of YTPLand, now completely destroyed, as if by centuries of decay. In the middle of the wasteland is The Dalek, partially buried in the ground. His eyepiece starts blinking slowly, before properly turning on.}''
-'''DALEK:''' ...Where was I again? ''{Headpiece does a 360 turn, scanning the scenery around him.}'' Hmm.... looks rather familiar... Perhaps if I have a search around, I'll be able to find out where the hell I am.
+'''DALEK:''' Good morning world! Hope you feel as happy and refreshed as I do!
-''{Both of the lasers point to the ground. They start glowing bright blue, until they blast the ground surrounding Dalek to oblivion, finally freeing him. His hover activates, thrusting him into the air.}''
+''{The Dalek takes a couple of seconds to scan his surroundings, realizing that this is not the bright and happy land that he once knew.}''
-'''DALEK:''' There.. Now I might be able to get some more clues about what's been going on.
+'''DALEK:''' Oh, bollocks. The one day I don't feel like a worthless piece of crap also happens to be the one day where the world has ended. Bloody great, that is.
-''{Emerl appears, stretching. Gemerl follows suit.}''
+''{The Dalek looks down to see that he's embedded into the ground.}''
 '''EMERL:''' Man, that was a hella-good nap. Wait, what happened out here?
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 '''GEMERL:''' It looks like it rained acid and snowed fireballs.
-'''DALEK:''' I see that you two are still alive. Now I won't go completely insane by myself.
+'''DALEK:''' Ooh. It looks as if I'm not the only one who's still around. I never thought that I would say it, but I'm actually glad to see you guys. This means that I won't die alone and insane.
 '''GEMERL:''' Oh yes you will. You may not ever realize it, but being the machinations of some unloving, unsympathetic man-beast of a person trying to play god is it's own infinite torture and that in following through with it you have completed the cycle of self-loathing and masochism of the brain by treating it as a "gift". If you ever really made this discovery, you would realize how pointless your own life is and inversely try to end the lives of everything else around you, where you dramatically then end yourself but never leave this material world because you're an abomination not worthy of any kind of spiritual transcendence.
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 '''EMERL:''' ...You're just a constant downer, huh?
-'''DALEK:''' Actually.. You know what? I think I might've gone insane already.. Because I would've killed you all already.. Let alone the personality, of course.
+'''DALEK:''' And with that, you managed to lose all the respect I had just gained for you in the last couple of seconds.
-'''GEMERL:''' Shut up and let's go look for more people. What happened to the Cybermen? Or C3-PO and R2?
+'''GEMERL:''' Oh, just shut up and help us look look for more people. What happened to the Cybermen? Or C3-PO and R2?
-'''DALEK:''' The real question is: Who the hell cares? ...They were boring anyway.
+'''DALEK:''' That's not the question you should be asking right now.
 '''EMERL:''' OH-HOH, SUH-NAP!
-'''DALEK:''' Well, it is true. They're nothing but overiconised symbols of a decades old Sci-Fi franchise. ...Oh wait...
+'''DALEK:''' Well, it's true! They're both nothing but overrated symbols of an overplayed sci-fi series!
-'''GEMERL:''' I have no ambition to let them live, just to find them and see if they're still active.
+'''DALEK:''' I suppose.
-'''DALEK:''' Right, fair enough I guess. Of course, I think we would probably get faster results if we didn't just stay in the same spot.. Just saying. ''{Starts moving.}''
+'''GEMERL:''' I may be many things. A murderous psychopath with no sense of morality is one of them. But damn it, I know a good plan when I see one, and I just have to say that this is a brilliant plan.