Patrick: /* Chat */

2008-11-26T20:40:57Z

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==Go to...==
NOTE: Don't buy any cars yet.

*[[/Go Race|Go Race]]
*[[/East City|East City]]
*[[/South City|South City]]
*[[/West City|West City]]
*[[/North City|North City]]
*[[/License Tests|License Tests]] - GO HERE FIRST, NEWBIES
*[[/Machine Test|Machine Test]]
*[[/Wheel Shop|Wheel Shop]]
*[[/Car Wash|Car Wash]]

==Chat==

''{Homestar tiger drives onto the street in his Ram.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Why did I need to do those tests? I already know how to drive this thing. Meh, I'd rather ignore it and go have some fun!

''{Homestar tiger places a bobblehead of Iori on his dashboard. He places a Weighted Companion Cube toy next to it, and then an Anti-Pesto Virus Protection bobblehead sign next to that.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER is selling BOBBLEHEADS'''

'''PATRICK:''' You seem to like Portal now.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Yes, I like-WOAH! Where did YOU come from!?

'''PATRICK:''' I am everywhere and I am nowhere.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Wanna race? Or buy a bobblehead? Or eat doughnuts? Or all of those?

'''PATRICK:''' Hmm... Maybe race... And eat doughnuts...

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Where to race?

'''PATRICK:''' Well, I'll need to make Arcade mode.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Can I add a "Belongings" setting to the User status? You know, like an inventory?

'''PATRICK:''' No, but you can still carry stuff around.

Gran Turismo: The Interactive/Main Menu - Revision history

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