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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Goomba Email #1: pipe land&#039;&#039;&#039; Goomba and Friend Piranha Plant live in Pipe Land. == Transcript == &#039;&#039;&#039;GOOMBA:&#039;&#039;&#039; I should check my mail. &#039;&#039;&#039;PIRANHA PLANT:&#039;&#039;&#039; You should...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Goomba Email #1: pipe land'''<br /> <br /> Goomba and Friend Piranha Plant live in Pipe Land.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> '''GOOMBA:''' I should check my mail.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' You should check your mail.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> Dear Goomba and Piranha Plant&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Where do you live is it Grass Land ;)&lt;br/&gt;<br /> - Buzzy B.<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' I am afraid I do not live in Grass Land sir Buzzy I live in Pipe Land.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' That he does.<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' Pipe Land is very scenic I live by the seas in Pipe Land.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' It is much fun we go swimming but I cannot.<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' It is okay we will find a way to get you out of that pipe friend.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' I am afraid it is impossible for all my roots are in there To strip me of my roots would be murder.<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' What a tragedy tale!<br /> <br /> ''{The two chortle.}''<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' It is okay though I am not particular for swimming I have no arms to speak of.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' We are birds of one feather are we not?<br /> <br /> ''{The two chortle.}''<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' What a laugh and half a laugh.<br /> <br /> ''{Mario walks over.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' Hello Goomba! Pirahna Plant!<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' To gasp! It is our arch enemies, Mario and Luigi!<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' Luigi could not make it today I am sorry.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' It is okay we don't really like him anyhow is that not right Goomba?<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' I would agree!<br /> <br /> ''{The three chortle.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' Ah, ah, ah! It is two laughs.<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' I am sorry Mario we do not want you here we are checking our text mails.<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' No no no I insist!! I must be here to watch you because I am your adoptive father.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' To gasp! Is this a fact, Goomba mine?<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' It is, Friend Piranha Plant. I am afraid it is so.<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' I do not want you calling yourself Goomba Goomba you are Giuseppe.<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' But you are not my real father?<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' Is a true! Because I have killed your real father!<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' You are a murder man!<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' I know. Was I filled with remores to adopt a children?<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' Should I step out Gomba?<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' But you can't Piranha Plant you have no legs!<br /> <br /> ''{The three chortle.}''<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' But that is a point! I must kill you Mario for killing my father!<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' Very well Goomba I have mistrusted you and played you for sap.<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' I will destroy you Mario and all you are holding for dear!<br /> <br /> ''{Goomba shuffles to the left and knocks Mario off the screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' Piranha Plant I have killed him!!<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' Good show Goomba good show!<br /> <br /> ''{Mario walks up to Goomba.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' I have more lives you know I got some earlier at the bazaar!<br /> <br /> '''GOOMBA:''' No of Ohio State!<br /> <br /> ''{Mario is jumping on Goomba.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' GOOMBA...!<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' I am afraid I had to kill him it was in self defense. Please forgive me Piranha Plant.<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' I cannot for you have sinner.<br /> <br /> ''{Piranha Plant throwing a flame at Mario.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARIO:''' O I am slain!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Mario burns to the ground.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' What have I done I am no more than a killer! I must turn myself in!<br /> <br /> ''{Paused.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' But no! I cannot move! It is a dilemma that I cannot solve so I must kill myself.<br /> <br /> ''{Piranha Plant eats a fired ball and burns.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIRANHA PLANT:''' I die by my own wepon!!!<br /> <br /> '''''END'''''</div>

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