Poodlemuffin at 04:16, 18 November 2008

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'''ANNOYING NARRATOR:''' LAST TIME WE LEFT OUR HEROES, THEY WERE BATTLING THE EVIL DAMIEN! BUT... GILLIGAN'S LIFE WAS TAKEN! TRACY TRANSFORMED AND THEY LOCKED IN BATTLE!!! NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPE-

''{Cuts to Gilligan and Tracy in a costume shop}''

'''ANNOYING NARRATOR:''' ...WAIT, WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

'''TRACY:''' Halloween special. We like to piss off our viewers.

'''ANNOYING NARRATOR:''' YOU GUYS SUCK.

'''TRACY:''' And you sound like Rod Serling on crack!

''{Cut to Dressing room. Tracy is in the outside the door..}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Offscreen}'' Okay, hows this?

''{Gilligan Walks onscreen dressed as Tails}''

'''TRACY:''' Sweet. ''{runs offscreen, runs back in as Kirby}'' Okay, let's buy these costumes.

''{Later...}''

''{Cut to Gilligan's house. The two are dressed up}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Well, what shall we do tonight?

'''TRACY:''' ...It's Halloween. What do you think? I would suggest going to the Malifact & Malifact Halloween party, then go trick or treating, eat candy until two in the morning, and then go egg and/or TP peoples houses. Forunately, the costume party lets former workers come in.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Sounds like a plan!

'''CONNOR (VOICE ONLY):''' Wait, aren't you guys a little to old to be trick or treating?

'''GILLIGAN:''' Aren't YOU a little to old to still be watching Sesame Street?

'''CONNOR (VOICE ONLY):''' Good point. Well, bye.

''{The sound of footsteps can be heard. They get more quiet until they eventually dissapear.}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Wh-Nevermind. Let's get going, m'kay?

'''GILLIGAN:''' Okay! I had my car re-designed for halloween, so let's take it.

'''TRACY:''' ...Okay. Say, was there anybody we were going to pick up? I can't quite remember... Ah, whatever. If we do, we'll probably see them at the party.

''{Cut to Gilligan's ferrari. It has been redesigned to look like the batmobile.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' TA-DA!

'''TRACY:''' ...You ride that, I'll ride this- ''{summons a warp star}'' -warp star.

'''GILLGAN:''' Okay then.

''{Cut to the Malifact And Malifact building. Gilligan and Tracy arrive}''

'''TRACY:''' Alright! We're here!

'''GILLIGAN:''' Let's go Tracy! Or shall I say... Kirby?

'''TRACY:'''''{amused}'' Okay, Tails.

''{Raiku is there}''

'''RAIKU:''' Sup. I know that I don't work here but what the hell!

'''TRACY:''' Hi, Raiku. ...Wait, who are you dressed up as?

'''RAIKU:''' Sylar from Heroes.

'''GILLIGAN:''' But on the talk page it say's-

'''RAIKU:''' I changed.

'''TRACY:''' ...Right, whatever. Let's just go in.

'''CHAOS:''' Not so fast!

''{Chaos appears in a puff of black smoke dressed as a dark knight.}''

'''CHAOS:''' You, Gilligan, still need to take your retirement fund money!

'''GILLIGAN:''' I get paid for quitting? Awesome.

'''CHAOS:''' The contract said you'd get a $100,000 for a leave of absence.

'''RAIKU:''' Lets trick or treat alre-

'''GILLIGAN:''' Shut up, Raiku.

'''RAIKU:''' I will give you 200,000 dollars!

'''TRACY:''' ...No. Besides, we're staying here until nine. THEN we trick or treat all over town, go back to Gilligan's place, eat candy until 2 in the morning, and then finally we go egg and TP people's houses. ...Hmm. Where's Kirbychu and Dot? They're supposed to be here, too.

'''GILLIGAN:''' I don't know. Anyway, I'm gonna go "Get some punch" ''{Winks and pulls out a bottle of liqour. Runs off. Cut to Gilligan pouring it into a punch bowl.}'' Ah, spiking punch! My favorite pastime!

'''TRACY:''' Hey, Chaos, can I sell some fake pot? When you light it it emits a gas which smells like manure. ...I'll take that as a yes. ''{smiles evilly}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Walks back, drunk}'' ''{Hic}'' Hey, man... I forgot I spiked the punch and drank some... OOPSIE! ''{Bursts into laughter}''

'''DOT:''' ''{walks in, wearing a marissa costume}'' Hello!

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Falls down}'' ''{5 minute pause}'' ...HAHA! I FELL DOWN!!!

'''TRACY:''' ...How much booze did you put in the punch?!

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Starts counting fingers.}'' Letsa see her... 1... 2... 10...eleventy billion.... 3 whole bottles.

'''TRACY:''' ...Okay, bottles of WHAT, though?

'''GILLIGAN:''' Rummmmm..... it's the drink of pirates..... ..............WHEEEEEEEEEEE

'''TRACY:''' ...Huh. ''{takes a sip of the punch}'' ...Meh. Good thing I brought my own booze. ''{pulls out a bottle of vodka, drinks}''

''{Kirbychu walks in, dressed as Luigi.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Sorry I was late, Kirby made me drop him off at a party downtown before I came.

'''TRACY:''' Nobody like WEEGEE!

'''RAIKU:''' Guys, its past nine! It is time to go trick or treating.

'''TRACY:''' Okay! ''{smacks Gilligan}'' Hey, Gilligan! Go get Dot and Chaos.

'''DOT:''' ''{lowers eyelids}'' I've been standing here, you know.

'''TRACY:''' ...Oh. Um... In that case, Gilligan, go fetch Chaos.

'''DOT:''' ''{holding a fishing rod}'' Aw... ''{throws the fishing pole away.}''

''{the fishing rod lands in Chaos' eye}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Ouch. Well, we're all here. Let's get going.

'''GILLIGAN:''' YaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAaAaAaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAyyyYyyyyyyyYYYYYYyy........

''{cut to a house}''

'''RAIKU:''' Lets go in!

'''GILLIGAN:''' Isn't that house invasion? And can't you go to Jail for house invasion?

'''RAIKU:''' I meant trick or treat!

'''DOT:''' We haven't even opened the door yet.

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Guys, this is my house.

'''DOT:''' Oh. Thats good. ''{puts the entire bowl of candy and trinkets in her bag, tosses the bowl at kirbychu}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Let's just go to the next house.

''{cut to another house. Tracy rings the doorbell}''

'''ZORAX:''' ''{opens the door}'' What are you doing here?

'''TRACY:''' TRICK OR TREAT.

'''RAIKU:''' CANDY.

'''ZORAX:''' It's late january. Don't you notice the snow?

'''TRACY:''' ...No it's not. NOW GIVE US CANDY.

'''RAIKU:''' BEFORE ME AND TRACY KILL YOU.

'''ZORAX:''' Um, I have no candy. I have these, though! ''{holds a box of water guns. many, many kinds of water guns. the box their in is labled "yvonne's toys." dot grabs a giant one}''

'''DOT:''' Win!

'''TRACY:'''''{grabs a water gun}'' Ookay.

'''RAIKU:''' ''{Grabs them all}'' Thank you.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Hey! I wanted one of those! ''{Attempts to take one from Raiku}''

'''RAIKU:''' ''{hands him one}'' I got them for all of us.

'''TRACY:''' Alright. Next house.

''{cut to another house. Tracy rings the doorbell. Zippy(as a snowman) answers the door}''

'''EVERYONE:''' TRICK OR TREAT!

'''TRACY:''' Now give us some candy!

'''ZIPPY:''' Uh... what? Candy?

''{Pause.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Oh, yeah! I need to give these obviously sugar-starved... children? ... some candy! Hold on, kiddies!

''{Zippy runs inside. Seconds later, he returns with a handful of candy.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Candy for all of you! ''{to Kirbychu}'' Except for Luigi. You get a rock.

''{Zippy gives candy to the others. He gives Kirbychu a rock.}''

'''ZIPPY:''' Bye, you... lovable? ... scamps!

''{Zippy slams the door.}''

'''DOT:''' Thank you, frosty!

''{Kirbychu busts a hole in the door and jumps in. Punches are heard, and a few seconds later, Kirbychu comes back out with the bowl of candy in his mouth. He also is purple colored.}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ...Carrying on...

''{cuts to another house. dot s banging her head on the door}''

'''DOT:''' WE WANT CANDY!

'''RAIKU:''' GIVE US CANDY BEFORE ME AND TRACY KEEL YOU

''{The door opens to reveal Badstar}''

'''DOT:''' ''{holds up her bag}'' Trick or treat!

'''BADSTAR:''' OH MY GOD A NINJA!!! ''{Runs away screaming}''

'''RAIKU:''' WAIT! WE WANT CANDY! GILLIGAN IS HERE!

'''TRACY:''' ...Gilligan, your dad is stupid.

'''GILLIGAN::''' Hey! I find that offensive! His blood is flows through my veins!

'''TRACY:'''' Yeah, whatever.

'''DOT:''' I thought I made a costume change before we left.

'''TRACY:''' ...No, no we didn't. Now, just get some candy from that bowl he dropped.

''{everyone grabs some candy. cut to the next house}''

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{Cut to Kirbychu, who is still at Badstar's}'' There's a bowl on the floor. I'll just go in and get candy for us.''{walks in}'' Huh, a wallet? You don't see that in a candy bowl very often. I wonder whose it is? Oh well, finders keepers! ''{gets candy and leaves}'' WAIT FOR ME!

'''IM A BELL:'''''{opens door}'' WHAT THE ''{BLEEP}'' DO YOU WANT?!

'''RAIKU:''' WE WANT CANDY!

'''DOT:''' Geez, guys be kind. ''{holds up a loaded bazooka}'' GIVE US TREATS OR ELSE!

'''IM A BELL:''' Um... ''{holds up numerous pot joints}'' Will pot suffice?

'''TRACY:''' It will for me. ''{grabs three joints}''

'''RAIKU:''' Yay pot! ''{Grabs all the joints for him, Gilligan, and Tracy}''

'''DOT:''' ''{holds the trigger to the point just before where it would fire}'' Try again.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Yay! Now I can be drunk AND stoned!

'''IM A BELL:''' ...How about poison candy?

'''DOT:''' ''{sing songy}'' I heard that!

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Hold on. I'll go sort through my OWN stash of Halloween candy. ''{runs off, runs back in with chocolate bars, a chocolate rabbit, a chocolate-filled pumpkin(do they make those?), and some hentai manga}'' Will this do?

'''RAIKU:''' I will take that! ''{Grabs the Hentai manga}''

'''DOT:''' ''{takes some paper and the pumpkin}'' Yum yum! ''{eats the manga}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Dot, you are a stupid little git.

'''DOT:''' ''{muffled}'' How?

'''RAIKU:''' Eating the manga. ''{Starts to read his}''

'''DOT:''' What does git mean?

'''RAIKU:''' Idiot.

'''DOT:''' Say what you want, mister d minus average!

'''IM A BELL:''' You have to admit, it would be a little creepy for her to read, you know, since it's hentai.

'''TRACY:''' Don't forget the fact that she'd have to spend the rest of the night with a guy who's dad reads it.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...You read hentai, too.

'''TRACY:''' So?

'''RAIKU:''' She ate hers.

'''DOT:''' Yum! ''{shoves her head into the pumpkin. dot begins tuging on it}'' Can someone get this offa ma?

'''TRACY:''' ...Hey, Dot, guess what. You were just eating porn!

'''DOT:''' It's better than seeing it. Also, that wasn't the manga. I think I took a birth certificate.

'''TRACY:''' Meh. It was only mine.

'''DOT:''' Anyways, does anyone have anything they could use to get this off?

'''GILLIGAN:''' I have the perfect thing! ''{Pulls out grenade launcher}''

'''DOT:''' And I don't want my head blown up.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Awwww...

'''DOT:''' Can you even name ''one'' time someone wanted their head blown up?

'''TRACY:''' I can name fifty. ''{wellfaces, karate chops the pumpkin, it breaks in half}''

'''DOT:''' ''{catches both halves}'' Thanks! ''{puts the halves into her trick-or-treating bag}''

'''TRACY:''' Alright, let's get to the next house.

''{cut to the next house}''

'''DOT:''' ''{throwing bigger and bigger rocks at the door}'' Open the door already!

''{Zoo977 opens the door}''

'''ZOO977:''' Weren't you just here?

'''ZORAX:''' ''{not seen}'' I believe so!

'''TRACY:''' Oh. Um... Right, whatever.

''{cut to another house}''

'''ZORAX:''' ''{still not seen}'' I wonder who's in this house...

'''DOT:''' Okay, please stop narrirating!

'''ZORAX:''' You can't do anything about it!

'''TRACY:''' Don't be so sure!

''{Tracy snaps his fingers. A flushing sound is heard}''

'''DOT:''' ''{holds up a scorecard with a ten written on it.}'' Perfect!

''{A woman opens the door. her glasses are broken. She has a giant bowl of jerky}''

'''LADY:''' Here's some dog food. I need to go get the trick ot treaters. ''{puts the bowl down, walks off}''

'''DOT:''' Erm... jerky?

'''TRACY:''' ...I think I remember her. Me and my dad scared the ''{bleep}'' out of her a month or two ago.

''{tumbling is heard}''

'''DOT:''' I don't think it would be that hard, if she thinks her basement stairs are trick or treaters. ''{begins putting jerky into her bag}''

'''TRACY:''' No, what I'm saying is that we caused that. ''{grabs some jerky}''

'''DOT:''' Does that describe ''{the screen angle changes. it shows a giant hole in the cieling, along with most of the furniture charred}'' that?

'''TRACY:''' ...Gee, ya THINK?

''{cut to the next house}''

'''DOT:''' I think this is the house where I always take albino because they give out peanuts.

'''KYUBII:''' ''{Answers the door. His fur is faded and his tails haved grown a little longer}''

'''DOT:''' Are there peanuts again this year?

'''KYUBII:''' Yep. Peanuts. Just like we give out. Every. Freaking. Year. EVERY FREAKIN-

'''SHIELA''' ''{Offscreen}'' Oh, quiet. They're healthy!

'''DOT:''' If you hate peanuts, you haven't seen how albino reacts to them. He swells up, in a funny red and poofy way!

'''TRACY:''' Kyubii, it's strange. I haven't seen you in ages, and you live right down the street from me. What's up with that?

'''KYUBII:''' Well, I've been busy with the marriage life. And taking care of my son... Yes, I had a kid. Don't ask how. Just don't.

'''DOT:''' Is he that little yellow dog rat think that xaviar keeps trying to murder, and wendy keeps stopping him from murdering?

'''KYUBII:''' Errr... no. He has pale green fur, 6 tails, and... leaf... hair.

'''TRACY:''' ...Van Leafeon? No, wait, he has one tail...

'''DOT:''' Oh. Thats good.

'''FORREST:''' ''{Passes by}'' He's talking about me dumbasses! ''{Walks offscreen}''

'''DOT:''' Wait! ''{picks up a sharpie marker, runs offscreen. runs back in a bit later}'' Do you mind if your son has a clown face?

'''KYUBII:''' ...Yeah. Yeah I do.

'''DOT:''' Ok! ''{runs offscreen, returns in a bit}'' What about a pirate face?

'''KYUBII:''' Heh. Thats actually pretty damn funny.

'''FORREST:''' ''{Offscreen}'' DAMNIT, DAD!

'''DOT:''' Just let me wash off the clown part. ''{walks offscreen. returns in a second with a groty old sponge}'' What about if his face is covered in black ink?

'''KYUBII:''' Um... who are you, the devil's child or somethin'?

'''DOT:''' I'm homeschool winners daughter, why?

'''TRACY:''' Actually, that's pretty much me, if you replace "devil" with "immortal, sado-masochistic, cosmic horror with a heart of black".

'''KYUBII:''' ''{Eyes narrow down to slits}'' Winner... WINNER... WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''DOT:''' Yes, we all know he's my father.

'''KYUBII:''' WIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

'''DOT:''' ''{annoyed}'' You can stop now.

'''TRACY:''' ...I express a desire to stuff Kyubii in an oven and then roast him alive, whilst I get Ian Anderson to play ill-fitting music on his flute.

'''FORREST:''' ''{Appears, with a pirate face, glaring at Tracy}'' ...I'm not hangin' out with you anymore.

'''TRACY:''' ...I don't know you.

'''DOT:''' ''{takes out the sharpie. doodles over forrest's entire face}'' There!

'''FORREST:''' ''{Wipes off sharpie}'' Yes. You do... Me, you, and Gilligan hang out all the time.

'''DOT:''' ''{pushes the sharpie down on forrests head. the ink forms into a little mountain, which dries}'' Oops.

'''FORREST:''' WILL YOU CUT IT OUT!?!? ''{Wipes off forehead}''

'''DOT:''' But its fun!

''{a little kid runs by, screaming. zoo is chasing the kid with a sharpie}''

'''ZOO977:''' Just let me finish my grocery list!

'''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' ''{throws the rock from earlier at Zoo}'' Stop scaring the children!!

'''ZOO977:''' ''{catches the rock}'' No thanks! ''{tosses the rock back, chases the kid offscreen}''

'''DOT:''' ''{takes out another sharpie, draws the pirate face back on}'' Anyways, how long have we spent at this house?

'''TRACY:''' Dunno. I suggest we leave. I'm getting a little creeped out by this guy who I apparently am best friends with. ''{looks towards screen}'' CONNOR, DON'T ADD MAIN CHARACTERS WITHOUT THE GUY WHO WRITE FOR ME'S PERMISSION.

'''CONNOR:''' ''{Voice only}'' Sorry!

'''DOT:''' Ok! ''{the group leaves. after a second, dot runs back on, doodles a pirate clown face onto forrest, and runs offscreen}''

''{cut to the next house.}''

'''DOT:''' ''{in a weirdly toned voice}'' This is the pizza delivery person!

'''TRACY:''' ...Shut up, you.

''{Ryan Bluefox(as Ryu) opens the door}''

'''RYAN:''' HADOKEN! ''{Nearly fries Dot with a hadoken, but misses}'' Oh...hi.

'''TRACY:''' Trick or treat.

'''RYAN:''' You didn't egg my house...did you? Anyway, here you go. Some nice assortments of Crunch Bars, Rice Krispies, Hersheys, and the like, oh, and your free copies of Husk. ''{Hands them each a game case and candy}''

'''TRACY:''' No, but we WERE planning on egging pretty much every house EXCEPT yours. You can join us if you want.

'''RYAN:''' Can Husk come along? Ya' know, the guy from the game?

'''TRACY:''' ...Sure, why not. He can carry the eggs.

'''DOT:''' Why were you about to fry me?

''{Husk walks in dressed as an Argonian from Elder Scrolls}''

'''HUSK:''' He gets WAY too into Halloween. Now...''{Argonian voice}'' Are we ready?

'''TRACY:''' We're still trick or treating. We'll pick you up around 11. From then till 2 we'll be eating candy, and after that, we egg and TP houses.

'''HUSK:''' ''{Still Argonian voice}'' We could come, too!

'''TRACY:''' Um... Okay.

'''DOT:''' ''{kicks husk. his head and torso go to the side a bit}'' Please sto- ''{surprised}'' Is that normal?

'''HUSK:''' ''{Argonian voice}'' Yes it... ''{Normal voice}'' Ahem. Yes it is.

'''DOT:''' ''{confused}'' Ok?

'''TRACY:''' He must have bought one of those personality-changing costumes. It warps your personality to include traits of the person you are dressed up as. Poyo.

'''HUSK:''' Nah, I can just do a kick-ass Argonian voice.

'''DOT:''' Who?

'''TRACY:''' Uhh... ''{pulls out a glowing script labeled "G&T Ep. 8 Script", flips a few pages}'' Apparently someone from Elder Scrolls.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Lack of more candy is making me combust from the insides.

'''TRACY:''' Right. Let's get going.

''{The group goes on to Badstar's mansion}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Hey, I remember this place! I grew up here!

'''TRACY:''' Cool. ''{rings doorbell}'' Hey, wait, I thought we already WENT to Badstar's house...

'''GILLIGAN:''' Well, we did. But he moved out of months ago, when I moved out.

'''TRACY:''' So, who lives here NOW?

'''GILLIGAN:''' I think dad's friend, Edward.

''{Edward opens the door}''

'''EDWARD:''' Why hello there, young chaps! ''{Gives everybody apples}''

'''DOT:''' ''{suddenly grows fangs, foams at the mouth}'' ''{demonic}'' GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD OR ELSE!

'''TRACY:''' ...Oh God, it's a Skullbuggy.

'''EDWARD:''' Alright, then. ''{Gives Dot bubblegum toothpaste}'' Happy Halloween! Ta-ta! ''{Closes door}''

'''DOT:''' ''{returns to normal}'' I love doing that.

'''EPISODE CANCELLED'''

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Poodlemuffin at 04:16, 18 November 2008