Bellstrom: just explaining something a bit further

2009-05-25T04:34:00Z

just explaining something a bit further

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''{The episode starts with Gilligan in his house. Hes listening to the radio and is on the phone}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Please pick up, please pick up, please pick up...

'''PHONE:''' Hello lucky caller, you have won our contest! You win two plane tickets to Orange County, California and two 4 day passes to Disneyland

'''GILLIGAN:''' WHOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!!

'''PHONE:''' Your tickets will arrive in exactly... two seconds.

''{Two plane tickets appear}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Hangs up}'' YAY!!! I already know who to take with me too! ''{Picks up phone and calls Tracy}''

'''TRACY:'''''{from phone}'' Hey, Gilligan. What's up?

'''GILLIGAN:''' I HAVE GREAT NEWS, I- wait, how did you know it was me?

'''TRACY:'''''{from phone}'' Caller ID.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Oh. Anyway... I HAVE GREAT NEWS!!! I WON A RADIO SWEEPSTAKES!!! WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA!!!!!!

'''TRACY:'''''{from phone}'' HOORAY!!!! I'll be right over! ''{hangs up}'' ''{runs onscreen}'' Okay I'm here.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Oooooookay! We better start packing! ''{Pulls out a suitcase.}'' Lets see... what will we need?

'''TRACY:'''''{snaps fingers. a black suitcase with a red aura appears}'' I suggest we either bring nunchaku. For rogue Disney mascots. And don't let me forget my lucky banana, for it is the source for all of my powers except summoning.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Okay! ''{Runs to his room, comes back holding several different things in his hand}'' Okay... lets see here... ''{Pulls out catnip.}'' Yep. ''{Puts in suitcase. Puts in tuna, more catnip, some extra clothes, more tuna, some bottled water, sunglasses and more catnip}''

'''TRACY:'''''{summons a weightless hole capable of storing an infinite mass, dumps suitcase, clothes, a few bags of holding, and a backpack of unimaginable pain into it, and swallows the hole. Tracy implodes, and then inverts, becoming himself, only now wearing shorts, sandals, sunglasses, and an orange t-shirt with tropical patterns all over it, and carrying a weightless suitcase containing the hole}'' I'm ready.

'''GILLIGAN:''' We don't leave until tomorrow. We have to wake up at 4:30 sharp.

'''TRACY:''' I'll sleep here for the night. Is that okay?

'''GILLIGAN:''' Sure!

''{The next day...}''

''{Gilligan is in bed, asleep. Tracy is in a cot next to him.}''

'''ALARM CLOCK:''' GET THE HELL UP!!!!!

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Eyes open slightly. Grumbles. Looks at clock. Gets out of bed and nudges Tracy lightly}'' Tracy... get up... we have to get to the airport...

'''TRACY:'''''{wakes up, gets up, grabs suitcase}'' Right. I'm up.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Grabs suitcase. Runs out followed by Tracy}'' Okay, my cars being prepared, so we have to get there another way. Here. Hold this for a second. ''{Gives Tracy his suitcase. Tail starts spinning at an abnormally high speed. Lifts off the ground.}'' Okay, now grab on to my hand!

'''TRACY:'''''{grabs Gilligan's hand}'' Right!

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Flies up higher, then starts flying towards the airport}''

'''TRACY:''' C'mon! Fly faster! Fly faster!

'''GILLIGAN:''' I'm going as fast as I can!

'''TRACY:''' Okay, stop. We're here. Now, RUN!

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Lands in front of the airport. Runs in, followed by Tracy.}''

'''FLIGHT ASSISTANT:''' Hello. Do you two have your tickets?

'''GILLIGAN:''' Right here! ''{Gives the flight assistant their tickets}''

'''FLIGHT ASSISTANT:''' Okay, good. Please go through that metal detector. ''{points to metal detector next to her}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Goes through metal detector}''

'''TRACY:'''''{goes through metal detector, it goes off}'' Oh, sorry. ''{rips off head, goes through it, picks head back up, puts it back on his body, follows Gilligan to the plane}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Gets on the plane}'' Okay, our seats are in... ''{Looks at his ticket}'' first class.

'''TRACY:'''''{gets on the plane as well}'' WOOT.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Sits down in his seat.}'' Hmmm... do you ever have the feeling that you may have forgotten something?

'''TRACY:'''''{sits down as well}'' Yeah, but I just teleport to get it when I rememb-Oh, ''{bleep}''. The banana. I guess I can't get it NOW.

'''GILLIGAN:''' What do you think happened to it? ''{Burps}'' Oops. Excuse me. Must've been that... ''{Eyes widen}'' ...banana I ate..... oops.

'''TRACY:''' No, no. That couldn't have been it. I didn't have it with me wen I came over to your house yesterday. Besides, if you would have eaten it, your head would explode.

'''PILOT'S VOICE:''' Attention, passengers. We are getting ready for lift-off. Please put on your seatbelts and enjoy your flight.

'''TRACY:'''''{puts seatbelt on}'' Oh well. Too bad I can only summon things that have not existed before.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Puts on seatbelt.}''

''{Plane starts lifting off the ground. Cut to a few seconds later, where the plane is in the air, but flying low}''

'''PILOT'S VOICE:''' We need to dump some weight. please find the fattest couple and dump them off the plane.

''{cut to outside the plane. a door opens, and two fat people fall out of it. The plane is now flying faster and higher. cut back to Tracy and Gilligan}''

'''PILOT'S VOICE:''' We will now show our in-flight movie, "Legally Blonde"! Now I bet you're wondering, "Why are we showing such a bad movie?" Well, we don't care about you that much.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...Excuse me for a moment. ''{Takes off seatbelt and walks into the cockipt.}''

'''PILOT'S VOICE:''' Hmm... that is odd. It appears that a young black haired boy with cat ears and a tail has entered the cockpit. No sir, you may not drive the plane. Please return back to your sea- GAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD, ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

''{Moment of silence.}''

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' Attention passengers! This is your new pilot, Gilligan. Please enjoy your flight to orange county! Thank you.

'''TRACY:'''''{gets up, walks offscreen}''

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' Since when could you fly a plane? ...You gonna eat that dead pilot? ...Oh crap is this thing on?

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' Yes. Yes it is.

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' Oh. ...To the owner of a yellow Hyundai, it's lodged in one of the engines.

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' Heh. Hey Tracy, watch me do a loop-de-loop!

''{Cut to the outside of the plane. It does a loop-de-loop. The screams of the passengers can be heard. Cut back. The passengers looked shocked. Luggage is scattered all over the floor.}''

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' Wasn't that awesome!?

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' Hey look! A ring of fire! I dare you to fly the plane through that!

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' Just watch me!

''{Cut to the outside. The plane goes through the ring of fire.}''

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' WHOO-HOO!!!

''{A high-five noise can be heard through the intercom}''

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' Oh, and, to the Hyundai's owner, it's not caught in the ring of fire. It should explode in a little bit.

''{an explosion is heard}''

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' THERE it goes!

''{The sound of a toilet flush is heard. The Co-Pilot comes out of the bathroom and walks into the cockpit.}''

'''CO-PILOT'S VOICE:''' W-WHATS GOING ON IN HERE!?!? WHO ARE YOU TWO!?!?!?!?

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' We're two weirdos from Wiki City. ...So, nobody wants this body? ...Ooookay! ''{eating noises}''

'''CO-PILOT'S VOICE:''' OH MY GOD! YOU'RE EATING HIM!

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' Hmmm... ''{More eating noises}'' Tastes like pork!

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' I ''told'' you human meat tastes good!

'''CO-PILOT'S VOICE:''' WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!????!!!!!?????

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' Whats wrong with us? Well, I'm a catboy and hes semi-demonic.

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' Ever heard of the psychopath Im a bell? I'm his son.

'''CO-PILOT'S VOICE:''' I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

''{Cut to the outside. The emergency door opens and the co-pilot jumps out. Cut back.}''

'''GILLIGAN'S VOICE:''' ''{Laughs}'' HAHA!!! Look at him fall!

'''TRACY'S VOICE:''' HAHAAAAA!!!!! Lucky him! He landed on Rosie O'Donnell!

''{Later...}''

''{The plane arrives at airport in orange county.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Well, we're here!

'''TRACY:''' Excellent.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Walks out of the cockpit, followed by Tracy. Gets their luggage and walks out of the plane.}''

'''TRACY:''' So, wait. Why'd we stop on the OTHER SIDE OF ORANGE COUNTY FROM DISNEYLAND?

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...Oops.

'''TRACY:''' Hold on. I see a car going to Disneyland driven by a guy in a Mickey costume. ''{gets the guy to pull over}'' I'm guessing you work in Disneyland. Could you give us a lift?

'''DRIVER:''' ''{Creepy voice}'' Nah, I just found this costume by the curb. But I am going to Disneyland to watch the little children... ''{Creepy laugh}''

'''TRACY:''' ... ''{snaps driver's neck, eats his arm}'' ...Eh. Kinda gamy.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Tosses the driver out of the car and gets in the driver's seat}'' ''{Mario voice}'' Lets'a go! ''{Mario music plays}''

''{Tracy gets in with the luggage. Gilligan starts driving}''

'''TRACY:'''''{looks out back window}'' OH CRAP. A BLUE SHELL.

''{a car passes them. The blue shell follows it}''

'''TRACY:''' Nevermind.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Arrives at Disneyland. Gets out of car.}'' We're here!

'''TRACY:'''''{gets out of the car as well}'' Good.

'''MASCOT:''' I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

'''TRACY:''' ... ''{kicks the mascot in the nuts}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' HAHA!!!

''{A few seconds later...}''

''{Tracy and Gilligan are walking down Main Street. The man who Tracy and Gillgan stole the car from walks out of an alley}''

'''TRACY:''' D-didn't I kill you?

'''MAN:''' No.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Since when were there alleys in Disneyland? Anyway... BE GONE!!! ''{Kicks the man until hes uncouncious.}''

'''TRACY:''' ...I propose we stick him on a rollercoaster so it seems like he died by accident.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Good idea.

''{A few moments later...}''

''{Cut to the man still uncouncious and on Splash Mountain. The boat reaces the very top. The man falls to his death.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Takes a picture}''

''{the man falls onto Rosie O'Donnell}''

'''ROSIE O'DONNELL:''' Ah, that's the second time today!

'''GILLIGAN:''' So anyway, which ride should we go on first?

'''TRACY:''' Umm... ''{notices The Doomy Doom Roller Coaster Of Doom}'' How long's THAT been there?

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...What...the...crap? Lets go on something more fun... oh! I've got it!

''{A few moments later...}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{On the Winnie The Pooh ride with Tracy}'' Yay!

'''TRACY:''' HOW did you get me to do this?!

'''GILLIGAN:''' I forget... OH NO!!! HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES!!!!

'''TRACY:'''''{sighs}'' Y'know what? I'm getting outta here. ''{jumps off the ride, lands a few yards away unharmed}'' Huh. I guess I still have my gravity defying powers.

'''GILLIGAN:''' DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM! THEY WANT TO STEAL MY HONEY!!!

'''TRACY:''' YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD WITH YOU!

''{A few minutes later...}''

''{The ride ends}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' AGAIN, AGAIN!!!

''{the ride restarts. cut to Tracy in the hotel room, watching TV}''

'''TRACY:''' I wonder how Gilligan's doing. ...Eh, I shouldn't worry about it.

''{cut back to Gilligan}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' AGAIN!!!!!

'''EMPLOYEE:''' Sir, you should probably get off now... you've been on 5 times.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Grumbles. Gets off. Looks around}'' Hey... wheres Tracy?

''{cut back to Tracy}''

'''TRACY:''' Wow. Gilligan's been gone a long time. I better go look for him.

''{cut back to the ride}''

'''TRACY:''' Excuse me sir, have you seen a childish cat/human around here?

'''EMPLOYEE:''' Oh yeah. He ran off a few minutes ago crying.

''{Cut to Gilligan on The Matterhorn Bobsleds.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!!!!

''{Cut back.}''

'''TRACY:''' Oh. I should probably find him. The last time he ran off in a theme park, he destroyed three different stores, attacked a mascot with a newspaper, and somehow got himself locked in the hotel room's bathroom, even though it locks from the inside.

''{Cut back to Gilligan. Hes riding the teacups. He gets off a few minutes later. Hes wearing some mouse ears with his name on them.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' I should probably look for Tracy... ''{Walks off.}''

'''TRACY:'''''{walks onscreen}'' ...Crap. He wasn't at the souvenir hat shop, he wasn't at the bobsleds, and he's not here. I'm outta ideas. ''{walks off}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{Walks to the hat shop. Enters. Walks up to the counter}'' Excuse me, but did a slightly tall british guy with a bell for a head stop by here?

'''EMPLOYEE:''' Yes, he did. He was looking for someone like you, and said he would go see if he was at the Matterhorn Bobsleds.

'''GILLIGAN:''' Hmmm...

''{Cut to the matterhorn}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Did you see this guy come by here? ''{Holds up a picture of Tracy.}''

'''EMPLOYEE:''' Yes, he did. He was looking for someone an awful lot like you, and then said he'd check the teacups.

''{Cut to the teacups}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Grrrrrr...... this is getting frustrating...

''{cut to Tracy looking around the park}''

'''TRACY:''' Let's see... Where would Gilligan be if I wasn't with him? ...AHA!

''{cut to a park police station. Tracy is looking at arrested visitors}''

'''TRACY:''' Nope. None of these people are him. ''{walks off}''

'''POLICE OFFICER:''' GET IN THERE! ''{Shoves Gilligan in the line of arrested visitors.}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' OH COME ON! ALL I DID WAS BLOW UP A SOUVINIER STORE!!!

''{cut to Tracy walking through the park}''

'''TRACY:'''''{notices a large, smoking crater filled with charred employees and many destroyed stuffed animals and clothes}'' ...I must be close.

'''EMPLOYEE:''' P-please... help us! A-a-a- deranged catboy came out of nowhere and attacked us...

'''TRACY:''' I'm right! Which way did he go?

'''EMPLOYEE:''' He was taken to the police station in the park. Which I find weird cause Disneyland never had a police station before.

'''TRACY:''' Ah. I'll just have to go back there, then. But first... ''{jumps into the crater, devours the employees}''

''{Meanwhile...}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Can I go now? I'm bored...

'''POLICE OFFICER:''' NO! You have to stay here until someone bails you out. Or if you die.

'''GILLIGAN:''' What was that last part?

'''POLICE OFFICER:''' Uhhhh... if somebody bails you out?

'''TRACY:'''''{walks in}'' GILLIGAN! FINALLY! Do you know how long I've been looking for you?

'''GILLIGAN:''' An hour and 35 minutes.

'''TRACY:''' Exactly. Let's get out of this police station. ''{hands the policeman a blank check, walks off with Gilligan}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' Well, lets go have some more fun!

''{A half hour later...}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ''{On the plane back to wiki city with Tracy}'' I can't believe we were banned from california!

'''TRACY:''' Yeah. I REALLY wanted to go to ComicCon sometime...

'''ITS OVER!!!'''

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Bellstrom: just explaining something a bit further