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<p>New page: ==About== Zero plot development? Just the way I like it. Cast: Ert Plus, Mac, Alfonzo, Paco the Taco, Dan, Pete, Caity Places: Dan&#039;s Apartment, Town Square Date: February 21, 2009 ==...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> Zero plot development? Just the way I like it.<br /> <br /> Cast: Ert Plus, Mac, Alfonzo, Paco the Taco, Dan, Pete, Caity<br /> <br /> Places: Dan's Apartment, Town Square<br /> <br /> Date: February 21, 2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Fade in to Dan's Apartment. Ert and Mac are sitting on the couch playing Wii}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' You are so going down.<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Kirby is beastly! You can't beat me when I'm Kirby!<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo walks in to the room and into the kitchen. He stops, turns around, and stares at the other two}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' How did you guys get in here?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{Stands on the couch and shouts}'' The power of Eeeeeeee-maaaaaaiiiill!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Awkward pause}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Get out.<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Will do!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Who-<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Cutting him off}'' I swear to God if you finish that with &quot;Who's Will?&quot; I will shove a turkey down your pants and kick you two ways to Tuesday.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' God speed!<br /> <br /> ''{Ert and Mac both burst into flames and disappear}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' That was different...<br /> <br /> ''{Paco walks in through the front door}''<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' ''{Calling out the door}'' See ya later, Tito!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Hey there, my Mexican comrade. What's up?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Hey, Alfonzo. Me and Tito were just hitting the slopes.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' You snowboard?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Totally.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Wait... who's Tito?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' My friend; Tito the Burito.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' There are more talking foodstuff in this town?!<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Well duh. <br /> <br /> ''{Dan walks in in his pajamas}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Hey howdy there, Paco. What's going on?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Not a whole heck of a lot. So, Alfonzo... what's this I hear about you dating?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Oh yeah. That. Alfonzo decided he wants his child to be the spawn of Satan.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Are you ever gonna quit ripping on my girlfriend?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' She's the girlfriend?!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' As opposed to...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' I thought you were the female in the relationship.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Mock all you want but whose the single one in the room?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Ha! See that's where we outnumber you. Me and Paco aren't tying ourselves down just yet, eh Paco?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' What? <br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' You and me are both single.<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' You mean you've never met Lia?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Who's Lia?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' My girlfriend; Lia the Quesadilla.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Of course she's a foodstuff. What next? Do you have a cousin named Carlos the Asparagus?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Come on. That's ridiculous. <br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Well at least the madness stops.<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' His name is Clyde.<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo slaps his forehead. The words &quot;PLOT CHANGE&quot; appear on the screen}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Town Square; a nice little plaza surrounded by bushes with a fountain in the center. Pete is sitting on the edge of the fountain}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' I wonder what Dan's doing right now.<br /> <br /> ''{Ert runs in and jumps in the fountain}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' ''{Turns around to the fountain}'' Can I help you?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{Peeking his head out of the water}'' Shh! Caity's on a rampage. I forgot to clean the house while she was visiting her cousin and now she is PISSED.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Oh boy. Well no worries, dude. I'll cover for you.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Thanks man. ''{Hides back underwater}''<br /> <br /> ''{Caity runs up to Pete}''<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' Pete. Have you seen my stupid boyfriend?<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Can't say that I have.<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' I'll give you five bucks.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Underwater.<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> ''{Caity jumps into the fountain and pulls Ert out. Se starts beating him up when Mac runs up the fountain with no shirt}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' They're here. Ignite the tractor beams! ''{He hisses then runs away}''<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' My brother's stupidity has made me forget why I was angry.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' I forgot to clean the house. ''{Caity glares at him angrily}'' Why would I say that?<br /> <br /> ''{Caity starts to beat him up again. Pete walks away}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Dan, Alfonzo, and Paco are all chugging bottles of syrup. Pete walks in the door}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Hey guys. ''{Stops and looks at them}'' That's pretty gross.<br /> <br /> ''{Paco downs his and slams the empty bottle on the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' I'm still the champ!<br /> <br /> ''{Dan finishes his and belches. Alfonzo passes out}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Yum. Now what were we doing?<br /> <br /> ''{Mac runs in from the kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' They've landed. Grab some blankets and all the canned goods you can carry. We're moving to the sewers. ''{Runs away franticly out the door}''<br /> <br /> ''{&quot;The End&quot; appears on the screen}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *Click on Paco to get him to belch.<br /> *Click on Dan to make him meow.<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> *Mac's role in this toon is that of Molly's crazy patient in Scrubs; Patrick. They are his exact lines from the TV show. It's one of my favorite Scrubs moments.</div>

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