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<p>New page: ==About== Alfonzo wants to get a job, yo. Cast: Dan, Alfonzo, Pete, Ert Plus, Paco the Taco, Employment Agent, Homsar (Easter Egg) Places: Dan&#039;s Apartment, Anonymous Job Office, Waffle...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> Alfonzo wants to get a job, yo.<br /> <br /> Cast: Dan, Alfonzo, Pete, Ert Plus, Paco the Taco, Employment Agent, Homsar (Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> Places: Dan's Apartment, Anonymous Job Office, Waffle Town, Amazingness Apartments (Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> Date: January 31st, 2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Dan is lounging around on the couch. Alfonzo walks in in dressy clothes}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Are you trying to fake having a girlfriend again? Give it a rest man.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Fixing his tie}'' Shut up, you lazy pile of-<br /> <br /> ''{Pete bursts through the door}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' I have pizza! <br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Jumps over the couch and grabs a box of pizza from Pete}'' You're my hero, man. <br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Pushing past them}'' Listen, you morons. I have a job interview, so I need to bolt. Now.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Why would you need a job? We're pretty well off.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Tell that to our bill. ''{Pulls a piece of paper out his pocket and starts reading it}'' Let's see... Cable... Water... Electricity... And does one of you want to tell me why we have a bill for... &quot;Nuclear Reactor Power&quot;?<br /> <br /> ''{Dan and Pete look at each other and smile. Cut to a flashback of Dan's Apartment. Dan, Pete, and Ert have hooked up a generator or something to a shoebox. Paco is inside the shoebox}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Okay. The Transmoglification Machine is all hooked up. Just flick the switch and you're good to go!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Sweet deals! You ready Paco?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Sure, why not?<br /> <br /> ''{Dan switches the machine on. The machine starts to make a whirring noise}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' This is gonna be suh-WEET!<br /> <br /> ''{The box explodes in a flash of green light and smoke. When the smoke clears, Ert, Dan and Pete nervously look down at the box}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ...Paco...? You ok?<br /> <br /> ''{Paco flies out of the box with a pair of wings and a large nose}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' ...What-<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the present}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Continuing the sentence}'' -the hell were you thinking?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' See the thing is...<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' I can only assume that you were going to finish that sentence with &quot;We weren't thinking.&quot; Am I right?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Maybe...<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Well regardless I'm still going to that job interview. Excuse me. ''{Pushes past Dan and Pete and walks out the door}''<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Wow. You think he'll get the job?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Laughs}'' Hell to the no!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Wanna go turn a hamster into a Philly cheese steak?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Hell to the yes!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a Job Application Office. Alfonzo is sitting in a chair in front of the employment agent's desk}''<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' So... Alfonzo, was it?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Yes, sir.<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' Great. Well...tell me about yourself.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Well I'm currently staying in a residence at Amazingness Apartments. I have some experience in cooking, and I am a pretty responsible guy. I'm normally the one who gets things done around the apartment.<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' Are there other residents living with you?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' My brother, his best friend, and...a taco.<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' A what? Did you say a taco?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Er...yes.<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' That's...interesting?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Let's just go with interesting.<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' Good. Well... do you have any past employment experience? Other jobs?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' No. We just recently ran into a bit of money trouble. Up until that point we were doing well with what we came with.<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' So you recently moved to Amazingness Apartments?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Within the last year.<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' Ah. I see. Well I think I have a few ideas as to where you could find work.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Leaning forward in chair}'' Really? That's great!<br /> <br /> '''AGENT:''' ''{Writing out an application form}'' Okay. Here's your application form. I feel that this is the perfect place for you to work. I want you to take this to the manager and apply for work there. I feel that you'll be perfectly happy at-<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Waffle Town. Alfonzo is standing behind the counter with an angry look on his face. Dan and Pete are leaning on the counter}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Laughing}'' Waffle Town?!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Shut up.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' You got sent here?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Shut up.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' THIS is how you're going to support us?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Shut up.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' This is too funny.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' I. Hate. Both. Of. You.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Oh calm down, Alfonzo. We're just messing with you.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Yeah. We really do enjoy that you work here.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Really?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Yeah. It means free waffles for us!<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo hits his head on the counter and Dan and Pete high five, hop over the counter, and start grabbing waffles}''<br /> <br /> ''{&quot;The End&quot; appears on the scene}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> <br /> ''{Click on Alfonzo}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to outside Amazingness Apartments. Paco flies by shortly followed by Homsar, who is flying after him with wings on his hat}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to ending screen}''<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> * Er... Nothing?</div>

Good Deal Dan