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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> Dan's gonna phail physics? Oh no!<br /> <br /> Cast: Dan, Ert Plus, Paco the Taco, Alfonzo, Ashley<br /> <br /> Places: Dan's Apartment<br /> <br /> Date: January 18, 2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Ert and Paco are passed out on the couch. There is a multitude of empty orange soda bottles on the floor around them. Dan kicks in the front door to the apartment and runs in}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Looking around}'' Where is it? Where is it?!<br /> <br /> ''{Dan starts to walk around the apartment looking for something. Ert slowly opens his eyes and groans}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Ow...my head...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Turns to Ert}'' Have you seen it?!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Stop shouting... I have a headache...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Where is it?!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{Getting up, and knocking Paco off the couch in the process}'' What are you looking for Dan?<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' ''{Getting up off the floor}'' Ouch... What happened last night...?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Did you see someone take it?!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' What in the holy name of Flanders Flanderson are you talking about?!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' MY PHYSICS TEXTBOOK!<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Maybe it's in your backpack...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' No it's not. I checked there.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Well then go wake someone else up...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' You two are no help! I'm gonna fail!!<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo walks in from the bedroom}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' What are you shouting about? It's 7:00 on a Saturday morning. Normal people are sleeping.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' I bet it was you, you two-timing, drooling monkey of a houligan's mother!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' A two what, smelly hoo-dad? What in the world are you talking about?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' You know exactly what I'm talking about, you crook! You stoled mah book!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' WHAT?! UNBELEIVABLE!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' So you admit it?!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' No! <br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Then what's so unbelievable?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' You can read?<br /> <br /> ''{Dan angrily shouts and tackles Alfonzo. They start fighting on the floor as Ert and Paco watch in horror}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{Covering Paco's eyes}'' Shield your eyes, my little tortilla buddy!<br /> <br /> ''{Ashley kicks in the door and stomps in angrily. Her hair is a mess and she looks like she hasn't slept for days}''<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' What is with all the noise?!<br /> <br /> ''{Dan and Alfonzo stop fighting and look up at her. Alfonzo gets a goofy smile on his face and Dan screams like a little girl and hides behind Ert}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Well hey there, Ashley. You ok? You look like a tornado came in and ate your hair straightener.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Even if that made any sense I wouldn't be pissed at you, Ert. What I AM pissed about is that you two ''{Looking at Alfonzo and Dan}'' are bringing down the apartment the weekend before exams!!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' ''{Smile disappears and he looks at the audience}'' Exams?<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Gets up and walks up to Ashley}'' Listen. The only reason I'm being so loud is because my brother stole my physics book!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Physics?!<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' No he didn't! You left it in the washing machine downstairs! ''{Hands him a soggy textbook that says ''Physics is Phundamental!''}<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Oh... That must be why my clothes smell like science...<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' What is going on here?! <br /> <br /> ''{Peter runs in screaming with no pants on and a banana in his hand. He runs right past the others and smacks right into the wall and falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' What the hell is wrong with him?<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' ''{Gets up holding the banana close to his chest lovingly}'' Charles says we need more bananas! GET ME MORE BANANAS!!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Why in the world do we need more bananas? Just eat that one!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' &lt;big&gt; NO!!! &lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Why??<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Bananas make you do good on the exams. I read so on Wikipedia! Now get me and Charles more bananas!<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Who the hell is Charles?! ''{Peter holds up the banana}'' Of course he is.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' So wait. We go to school?!<br /> <br /> ''{Everyone looks at Alfonzo angrily}''<br /> <br /> '''PACO:''' Dude! Of course we do. That's why me and Ert had a wild orange soda drinking party last night.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' And that's why the weatherman said it was going to hail today at 6, but it didn't.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' And that's why I need bananas.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' And that's why I stole Pete's pants and put them up for auction on eBay.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' You did?!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' And that's why Ashley looks like hell today.<br /> <br /> ''{Ashley punches Ert in the face and he falls over}''<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Now you need to go study, Alfonzo. After the exams we can hang out, okay?<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo just looks straight at the audience. Fade to black, &quot;The End&quot; fades on the screen.}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> None.<br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> None.</div>

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